Author Topic: Important Google data mining re: cravats (Read 1895 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** March 04, 2008, 03:10:39 AM »

Results 1 - 10 of about 268 for "jaunty cravat". (0.07 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 45 for "ugly cravat". (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 35 for "stupid cravat". (0.22 seconds)
Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "attractive cravat". (0.06 seconds)
Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "awesome cravat". (0.33 seconds)
Your search - "women love cravats" - did not match any documents.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:11:38 AM »

How many results for "homosexuals love cravats"?

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:16:58 AM »

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "Arvie, nobody in the year 2007, much less 2008, will have sex with anything wearing a cravat.". (0.14 seconds)

Mandark · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:15:38 AM »

Results 1 - 10 of about 371 for "limp cravat". (0.07 seconds)

There was a line in a TV production of The Scarlet Pimpernel where Ian McKellan is accused of having a limp cravat, which was a big source of entertainment for me and a couple friends when we were 15.

And good Lord, the first result is a page dedicated to discussing that one line.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:27:51 AM »

You and your friends must have been a bunch of hellraisers

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2008, 08:24:47 AM »

Results 1-10 of about 202 for "l. ron hubbard" cravat (0.40 seconds)

"Be that as it may, the cravat-wearing Hubbard himself suffered no such imagined Holocaust, instead maintaining his own set of privileged, teenaged female “messengers.” Those cheerleader-beautiful blond girls, vying for the geriatric Hubbard’s attention, had designed their own uniform, consisting of hot pants, halter tops, bobbysox and platform sandals. Their envied duties reportedly included washing Hubbard’s hair, giving him massages, and helping him dress and undress (Miller, 1987). "

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:49:58 AM »

Patel you obviously didn't do a google image search.

sexy ass cravat

bagofeyes · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:06:39 AM »

You could be a college professor so easily. If you knew about stuff, I mean. You have the look though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:08:11 AM »

are you calling me stupid!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:10:28 AM »

Just joking. Out of all the people on evilbore, you are the person I would most like to meet I reckon. You seem like an interesting guy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:12:20 AM »

I'm actually really dull and shy.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:13:53 AM »

Well, at least you wouldn't talk at length about some stupid foreign movies. lol.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:16:28 AM »

bagofeyes · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:18:20 AM »

I don't like talking all that much myself. I just like drinking, listening to music, playing the guitar

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:19:49 AM »

I like long walks on the beach and Victorian fashion.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:21:37 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:22:03 AM »

This is a love match made in ~~Heaven~~. I forgot Evilboreans are non-believing bastards. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:23:05 AM »

Actually I don't like walks on the beach. Walking in sand is hard.

I just signed out of msn because some one messaged me who i hadn't talked to in a long time and now I feel bad. I'm going to bed.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:24:42 AM »

Same with snow. But I'd prefer walking on snow than ice.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:26:32 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 06, 2008, 01:23:05 AM

Actually I don't like walks on the beach. Walking in sand is hard.

I just signed out of msn because some one messaged me who i hadn't talked to in a long time and now I feel bad. I'm going to bed.

Another girl that led you on and then sucked some other dude's federwang?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:28:58 AM »

No it was a highschool buddy. I'm scared to talk to everyone I knew in highschool and i don't know why.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:30:06 AM »

Sounds psychosexual

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 06, 2008, 01:28:58 AM

No it was a highschool buddy. I'm scared to talk to everyone I knew in highschool and i don't know why.

Maybe you're afraid they'll find out about your SECRET SHAME.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:32:09 AM »

You mean the pictures I sent whiteman?

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:34:19 AM »

Actually, I meant your being stupid and illiterate.

But tell me more about these pics.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** March 06, 2008, 08:35:43 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 04, 2008, 04:15:38 AM

Results 1 - 10 of about 371 for "limp cravat". (0.07 seconds)

There was a line in a TV production of The Scarlet Pimpernel where Ian McKellan is accused of having a limp cravat, which was a big source of entertainment for me and a couple friends when we were 15.

And good Lord, the first result is a page dedicated to discussing that one line.

hey i just saw Coriolanus last year which played up the homosexual undertones. i love that play.

"i'm a hero. fuck the masses in their stupid asses"

"what? you can't be our emperor with THAT attitude. gtfo!"

"oh shit it's on now. i'm going to go get my rival and we're going to come back and kick the shit out of rome."

"lol. try it."

(later)

"hey, does anyone smell burning?"

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** March 06, 2008, 08:36:31 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 06, 2008, 12:49:58 AM

Patel you obviously didn't do a google image search.

sexy ass cravat

(Image removed from quote.)

wtf

you look like you're in costume for jurassic park, the musical.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:19:48 AM »

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:39:03 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 06, 2008, 10:19:48 AM

the exciting duet "is that a dino?" from when they first land
is that a dino?
oh, don't i know?
is that a dino?
doesn't it show?

or the climactic "raptor rhapsody!"

they can use doors!
they can use doors!
oh horror, oh horror!
they can use doors!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:24:33 AM »

nobody cares about the important game-changing datum I unearthed?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:54:19 AM »

Not when Jurassic Park the musical could user in the next epoch of humanity.

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Author Topic: Important Google data mining re: cravats (Read 1895 times)