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Himu

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Indian chicks are batshit insane
« on: March 04, 2008, 04:13:10 PM »
So me and Deepa are talking and then she says this:

[14:55] Deepa: Damn I have had a headache all day
[14:55] Deepa: Ur welcome
[14:55] xenophobic grace: maybe you're pregnant
[14:56] Deepa: Oh shut up
[14:56] xenophobic grace: haahahah
[14:56] Deepa: Pfft
[14:56] Deepa: Stop picking on me. for serious.
[14:57] Deepa: Like me pregnant...
[14:57] xenophobic grace: i was joking lol
[14:57] Deepa: Yeah right
[14:58] Deepa: What, do u think that I have had sex with someone?
[14:58] xenophobic grace: it was a joke!
[14:58] Deepa: Oh ok

How can someone not take that as a joke? Jesus Christ I hate people who can't laugh at stuff like that.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 04:15:05 PM by Himuro »
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 04:18:50 PM »
Yeah, it's a bit different for girls though.

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 04:22:34 PM »
It just comes from their conservative culture.  You experienced reverse culture shock.

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 04:27:21 PM »
sounds to me like she really did have sex with someone already and she's try to compensate by being extremely offended.

Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 04:48:53 PM »
sounds to me like she really did have sex with someone already and she's try to compensate by being extremely offended.

Haha you really think so?
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 04:50:03 PM »
yeah.  that or she's just dumb.  then again, women who come from more conservative cultures tend to not find that type of shit funny in any fashion.

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 04:55:30 PM »
:piss conservative cultures :piss2
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 05:29:10 PM »
Maybe she really is pregnant and you hit a nerve, because she knows that once her parents find out she'll be ostracized from her community and kicked out on the street and forced to whore herself out to scrape together a living, and her pimp will probably give her a clothes-hanger abortion and she'll die from internal bleeding. You insensitive bastard.  :maf
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 05:33:57 PM »
Ask her if she likes her asshole ate out and her butthole pounded.

post her response please.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2008, 05:35:43 PM »
does her poonslit reek of tikka masala
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2008, 05:42:34 PM »
Maybe she really is pregnant and you hit a nerve, because she knows that once her parents find out she'll be ostracized from her community and kicked out on the street and forced to whore herself out to scrape together a living, and her pimp will probably give her a clothes-hanger abortion and she'll die from internal bleeding. You insensitive bastard.  :maf

:( i feel so horrible now!!!
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2008, 06:03:21 PM »
Does she have a nice body?  I've seen many young Indians chicks with big tops and tiny waists. 

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 06:22:56 PM »
I bet she has NICE TITS.
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 07:30:03 PM »
Oh deepa you have officially sunk to an all time new low

[18:09] Deepa: Oh shit
[18:09] Deepa: My fiance is crazy about me
[18:10] xenophobic grace: oh for real?
[18:10] Deepa: Yes
[18:11] xenophobic grace: how crazy
[18:11] Deepa: I don't know
[18:12] xenophobic grace: what does he do to express his craziness!
[18:14] Deepa: Lol
[18:14] Deepa: Talk to u later

She said she got engaged the other day and Im having a hard time believing it since she explicitly said before that she was not dating anyone. When she got "engaged" she said they were dating for 2 months. Bullshit.

I explictly remember like a month ago that she was too young to get married and gave her friend shit for getting married at the age of 21.

This girl is full of shit.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 07:35:17 PM »
Pics?

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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2008, 07:46:17 PM »
she's stupid

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2008, 08:11:39 PM »
She's telling you that because she doesn't want to date you, Himu.  You're giving her bad vibes with all your sex talk.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 08:27:30 PM »
Himu owned

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2008, 08:37:06 PM »
I like how you can remove the word Indian from the title and the thread will still speak truth. 

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2008, 09:37:32 PM »
Oh deepa you have officially sunk to an all time new low

[18:09] Deepa: Oh shit
[18:09] Deepa: My fiance is crazy about me
[18:10] xenophobic grace: oh for real?
[18:10] Deepa: Yes
[18:11] xenophobic grace: how crazy
[18:11] Deepa: I don't know
[18:12] xenophobic grace: what does he do to express his craziness!
[18:14] Deepa: Lol
[18:14] Deepa: Talk to u later

She said she got engaged the other day and Im having a hard time believing it since she explicitly said before that she was not dating anyone. When she got "engaged" she said they were dating for 2 months. Bullshit.

I explictly remember like a month ago that she was too young to get married and gave her friend shit for getting married at the age of 21.


This girl is full of shit.

This can be explained by the term 'arranged marriage'.
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2008, 10:45:50 PM »
It wasn't an arranged marriage. She said she met him and dated him out of her free will. This makes no sense because just a week ago she said she hated men because they use her. Now she says she's engaged.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2008, 10:47:33 PM »
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2008, 10:48:53 PM »
That's a pretty common story Huimu  :lol :lol :lol

Indian chicks are batshit insane
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2008, 11:18:05 PM »
That's a pretty common story Huimu  :lol :lol :lol

Indian chicks are batshit insane

You should tell her you want to tie her up and slowly slice her clit w/ a piece of paper while you jerk off in her ear.

I wonder what she may think at that point...

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2008, 12:24:36 AM »
I wonder what she'll say when you confront her about being in an arranged marriage.

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2008, 12:30:58 AM »
I like how you can remove the word Indian from the title and the thread will still speak truth. 
Came to post this. :bow
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2008, 12:45:29 AM »
It wasn't an arranged marriage. She said she met him and dated him out of her free will. This makes no sense because just a week ago she said she hated men because they use her. Now she says she's engaged.
Bwwwwahhahhhaaa. I call shenanigans. Actually the simplest way is to ask her if her fiance is Indian.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2008, 01:07:41 AM »
IM her again, and tell her you want to go Deepa & Harda, if she knows what you mean.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2008, 01:08:19 AM »
Indian broads can be pretty hot

Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2008, 01:21:08 AM »
It wasn't an arranged marriage. She said she met him and dated him out of her free will. This makes no sense because just a week ago she said she hated men because they use her. Now she says she's engaged.
Bwwwwahhahhhaaa. I call shenanigans. Actually the simplest way is to ask her if her fiance is Indian.

[00:04] xenophobic grace: so is your fiance indian?
[00:04] Deepa: Yes
[00:05] xenophobic grace: he sounds like a great guy!
[00:05] Deepa: Yup
[00:06] Deepa: He is sikh
[00:06] xenophobic grace: same religion as yours? :D
[00:06] Deepa: Yup

i still call shenanigans
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2008, 01:24:34 AM »
sikh's are pretty hardcore I think.

call her out on her shenanigans, she probably never even talked to the guy until the day she got engaged.

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2008, 01:43:14 AM »
:lol this thread
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Himu

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« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2008, 01:53:59 AM »
THIS GIRL IS AN IDIOT

[00:36] xenophobic grace: dammit i hope hilary doesn't win
[00:38] Deepa: What r u talking about?
[00:38] xenophobic grace: the election
[00:40] Deepa: Oh ok
[00:40] Deepa: I agree with u

ADL;FAJ;LAKRJG;LAJF;ALSJDFAL;DFHO;DJFA;DLKFJA;SDJKFA;LDJF
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2008, 01:55:59 AM »
maybe she was thinking hilary from ign
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Himu

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« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2008, 01:57:28 AM »
[00:41] xenophobic grace: she's leading in Texas I think. Did you vote?
[00:41] Deepa: No
[00:42] Deepa: I don't like vote because it's political
[00:43] Deepa: Who cares?

....................................

DEEPA I'M THIS CLOSE TO DROPPING ALL CONTACT. FIRST YOU BREAK MY HEART, THEN YOU BETRAY ME, THEN YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS...BEING AN IDIOT
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« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2008, 02:00:49 AM »
THIS GIRL IS AN IDIOT

[00:36] xenophobic grace: dammit i hope hilary doesn't win
[00:38] Deepa: What r u talking about?
[00:38] xenophobic grace: the election
[00:40] Deepa: Oh ok
[00:40] Deepa: I agree with u

ADL;FAJ;LAKRJG;LAJF;ALSJDFAL;DFHO;DJFA;DLKFJA;SDJKFA;LDJF
Don't worry from now on she's going to be locked in a basement by her husband.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2008, 02:05:28 AM »
himu lets gay it up.  girksd don't deserve us.

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« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2008, 01:15:36 PM »
I've given up on voting Himu.   :o
I've only given up on GE because I live in Texas.  No point.  I voted in the primaries and it seemed oh so pointless

Himu

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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2008, 12:56:06 AM »
[22:19] Deepa: I'm just waiting for my finance
[22:20] Deepa: He live in ny
[22:20] Deepa: he does?
[22:20] Deepa: And I live here
[22:21] xenophobic grace: wow that's far away
[22:22] Deepa: I'm waiting for him online
[22:22] Deepa: Lol
[22:23] Deepa: He will come on my b-day
[22:23] xenophobic grace: when's your bday again?
[22:23] Deepa: July 26
[22:24] xenophobic grace: did your parents set you up with him?
[22:24] xenophobic grace: how'd you meet
[22:26] Deepa: I put my profile on a singles website
[22:26] xenophobic grace: Ohhh
[22:26] Deepa: And a few months later, he found me
[22:26] Deepa: We just chatting everyday
[22:26] Deepa: For 2 months
[22:27] Deepa: Then he likes me so much and I like him so much
[22:28] xenophobic grace: did you meet before he proposed?
[22:30] Deepa: No
[22:30] Deepa: Its more like arrange marriage
[22:30] Deepa: He decided that he will talk his family about me
[22:30] Deepa: And he told them already
[22:30] xenophobic grace: what'd they say
[22:31] Deepa: They said no problem
[22:31] Deepa: He will marry me soon
[22:31] Deepa: But he told me that he wants to see me first before we will get married
[22:32] xenophobic grace: dies he have the same interests as you?
[22:32] Deepa: Yup
[22:33] xenophobic grace: like what
[22:34] deepa: Likes, dislikes, food, etc
[22:34] xenophobic grace: what are his hobbies
[22:36] deepa: His hobbies are basketball, chatting, helping ppl, reading, and touring in the world
[22:36] xenophobic grace: is he muscular
[22:37] deepa: Nope
[22:37] deepa: I hate muscular
[22:37] deepa: He is normal
[22:37] xenophobic grace: oh
[22:37] deepa: Yup
[22:38] deepa: I love him so much
[22:39] xenophobic grace: does he have a big dick?
[22:39] deepa: Oh shut up
[22:39] xenophobic grace: what! lol
[22:39] deepa: I don't want to talk to you
[22:40] deepa: Bye
[22:41] xenophobic grace: it was a joke
[22:42] deepa: Don't talk to me

:rofl
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2008, 12:58:11 AM »
[22:44] deepa: Why are you asking me for sex?
[22:44] xenophobic grace: I didn't ask you for sex
[22:44] deepa: You know that I hate talking about sex
[22:44] deepa: Ok whatever

:rofl
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2008, 01:00:59 AM »
My sensitivity is pretty good. She's just crazy.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2008, 01:04:58 AM »
You can be her knight in black armour and save her from a life of repressed sexuality 

I will be your minstrel, telling tales to all of your adventures :violin
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2008, 01:07:04 AM »
You can be her knight in black armour and save her from a life of repressed sexuality 

I will be your minstrel, telling tales to all of your adventures :violin

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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2008, 01:15:14 AM »
You can be her knight in black armour and save her from a life of repressed sexuality 

I will be your minstrel, telling tales to all of your adventures :violin

Fuck that
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2008, 01:18:23 AM »
Fuck that
We need an India cry flag now.
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Himu

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« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2008, 01:18:37 AM »
huahua
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2008, 01:19:05 AM »
Himu, what happened to the Virtua Fighter girl you were sleeping with?
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Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2008, 01:26:27 AM »
we still chill together.

Fresh Prince, why are you banned at gaf and when are you unbanned
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« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2008, 01:30:27 AM »
we still chill together.

Fresh Prince, why are you banned at gaf and when are you unbanned
I post under another name now.
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« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2008, 01:30:55 AM »
we still chill together.

By chill, do you mean you two are fuckbuddies? :drool
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« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2008, 01:33:06 AM »
;)
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« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2008, 01:34:55 AM »
I need to get me one of those.

I mean, I REALLY need to get me one of those.
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Himu

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« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2008, 01:38:13 AM »
You should see her smoke a blunt mang. It's been a few months.
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« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2008, 01:46:24 AM »
Is smoking a blunt a crude euphemism for sucking your penis?
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« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2008, 03:01:48 AM »
His hobbies are helping ppl



I just spit the cornflakes i was eating back into the bowl, eww.   

Himu

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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2008, 03:02:52 AM »
what's wrong with helping ppl
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2008, 03:04:36 AM »
I was laughing.  My first thought was an Indian batman. 


She sounds really stupid.  Do you like her? 

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« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2008, 03:04:55 AM »
I bet he does.
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #58 on: March 10, 2008, 03:06:17 AM »
She sounds really stupid.  Do you like her? 

After all of this? Fuck no. I thought I knew her pretty well until the last 1-2 weeks, when she has regressed into a total WEIRDO
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Re: Indian chicks are batshit insane
« Reply #59 on: March 10, 2008, 03:17:56 AM »
I like how you can remove the word Indian from the title and the thread will still speak truth. 
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