PD & Himumu porno words age: Let's read about Maya Angelou losing her virginity

[TVC15]

http://www.nerve.com/PersonalEssays/Cook/StarFirsts/index.asp?page=Angelou.asp

I came

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while reading about Ingmar Bergman

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[Eric P]

Locked first upright, thighs ground together, shuddering mouth to mouth, breast to breast, legs enmeshed, then lying full length, with the good heavy weight of body upon body, arching, undulating, blind, growing together, force fighting force: To kill? To drive into burning dark of oblivion? To lose identity? Not love, this, quite. But something else rather. A refined hedonism. Hedonism because of the blind sucking mouthing fingering quest for physical gratification.

oh sylvia plath you little minx

[Phoenix Dark]

At least it's not Toni Morrison

[Eric P]

Back in Berkeley, I moved in cold calculation to sleep with someone, anyone, as my father had accused me of doing. It was a law student in my radical study group, whose deformed arm had kept him out of the war. I don't remember any joy, any feeling, except he was appalled when he discovered I was a virgin.

man those feminists sure can party

[Beezy]

He asked, "You mean, you're going to give me some trim?"
     I assured him that was exactly what I was about to give him.

[Himu]

what?

[TVC15]

Man, poor Billie Holiday.  She got Himumu'd

When I was twelve, a trumpet player from a big Negro orchestra had had me for the first time on the floor of my grandmother's parlor. That was rugged enough to finish me with men for a while. I remember being hurt so, I thought I was going to die. I went to Mom, took my bloody clothes and threw them down in disgust.
      "So this is what you and Pop used to do when I slept at the foot of your bed in a cedar chest," I screamed at her. (Baltimore, Maryland, 1927)

[CajoleJuice]

Three weeks later, having thought very little of the strange and strangely empty night, I found myself pregnant. (San Francisco, 1945)

owned

[TVC15]

Kirk Douglas is probably the best:

The woman who ran the hotel [where I was a bellhop] was attractive and liked me. She confided in me often that there was something about Jews she could not stand; she could spot them in a minute, no matter what their name was or what they looked like. There was a smell about them.
     As the end of the season approached, the lady proprietor grew more interested in me. I had tried to maintain my distance. The night before the hotel closed, my lady boss was more attentive than ever. She suggested we have a farewell drink in her room. I was certainly aware of the season finale she was planning as I climbed the stairs to her room. She talked about my coming back the next summer. I thought of all the things she had said this summer: "Hitler is right, the Jews should all be destroyed" and "No Jew will ever set foot in this hotel." After a few drinks, we were in bed together. Strange how hate can be such an aphrodisiac. My hate grew into a tremendous erection and I thrust it inside of her. She was wet and ready, extremely passionate, moaned and groaned. I made certain that over all of these sounds she could hear me very clearly when I said into her ear, "That is a circumsized Jewish cock inside you. Do you think you'll get contaminated? Maybe even die? I am a Jew. You are being fucked by a Jew!" I exploded inside her. She said nothing, just breathed heavily and lay there as I left the room. (Lake George, N.Y., 1935)

[CajoleJuice]

Holy shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

KIRK DOUGLAS, KING OF MEN  


And wtf, David Bowie is bisexual? 

[Eric P]

And wtf, David Bowie is bisexual? 

oh, kids

[TVC15]

Stephen Fry

Kathleen was in many of the same lecture sets as I, and she had the advantage of having her parents' house just across the road from college . . . For my sixteenth birthday she gave me a beautiful green and gold 1945 edition of Oscar Wilde's Intentions, which I have to this day, and a damned good fuck, the memory of which is also with me still.
     We were up in her room, listening to Don Maclean's American Pie, as one did in those days, marveling at the poetry of "Vincent" and how it spoke us, when she remarked that it was odd that we had never screwed. I had told her early on that I was probably homosexual, but she did not see this as any kind of impediment at all.
     It was a perfectly satisfactory experience. It was not as I had imagined from that horribly misogynist scene in Ken Russell's The Music Lovers, which seemed to suggest that because Tchaikovsky was attracted to men, he must also have vomited at the touch of women. I could not, afterwards, deny that the design features of the vagina, so far as texture and enclosing elasticity were concerned, seemed absolutely made for the job — ideally suited, in fact. We remained friends and tried it again once or twice, in a field and in a car. My heart was never in it, but my loins were very grateful indeed for the outing and the exercise. (Norfolk, England, 1975)

and Peter Gabriel

My childhood was spent playing with animals and lots of little girls. I had a very liberated sex life between the ages of four and seven, which I never really recovered from.
     I think it was my first experience of sadism because there was one girl who used to love using stinging nettles in strange ways. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. (London, mid-1950s)

[Phoenix Dark]

I seriously can't believe that. I just figured he was weird, maybe confused but not like this

[Joe Molotov]

The first time we made it together, I couldn't believe it was happening. Beyond concentrating on the sex act, all I could think of was, "Wow, it's happening, I'm really making it with a girl!" I trembled with excitement and anticipation; so much so, I came before my prick touched her box.

Charles Manson

[Van Cruncheon]

pd's sexy future foretold by the tunesmith what brought us "i'll tumble 4 u"

One afternoon while riding the Central Line I was accosted by an Italian businessman.
     "Allo, what izza yorr name?"
     I snootily turned away.
     The handsome stranger in an expensive Burberry mac stepped off the tube with me at Chancery Lane. I was miffed and flattered by the attention.
     After dinner Danny took me to the bedroom. A poky white-walled room with a single bed. He closed the curtains and stripped me. That night I lost my virginity. I had expected to scream, cry and beg, but I experienced only pleasure. I woke the next morning in his arms. I wanted to stay there all day . . .
     Danny was a sophisticated older man, late thirties, tanned with white teeth, dreamy eyes and warm skin. (London, 1977)

[Himu]

Man, poor Billie Holiday.  She got Himumu'd

When I was twelve, a trumpet player from a big Negro orchestra had had me for the first time on the floor of my grandmother's parlor. That was rugged enough to finish me with men for a while. I remember being hurt so, I thought I was going to die. I went to Mom, took my bloody clothes and threw them down in disgust.
      "So this is what you and Pop used to do when I slept at the foot of your bed in a cedar chest," I screamed at her. (Baltimore, Maryland, 1927)

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Ike  

Today they call it child molesting. Well, man, there was no such thing back then. When I was a small boy, about six years old, there was a woman named Miss Boozie Owens who lived with her husband in the same neighborhood . . . Miss Boozie stayed at home raising chickens to sell in the neighborhood. She was about forty-five, fifty years old.
     She explained that she wanted me to feed her chickens every morning before I went to school, and that she would pay me a nickel a week for doing it . . . One morning she came out and helped me with my job and I finished early. She said, "Come on, Sonny, let me clean you up so you can go to school." When we both went back into the house, she removed her robe and washed up first. She still had on this nightgown, but while I'm standing there, man, I can see through this thin thing. Without the robe, her whole body was revealed to me and as she stood with her back to me, bent over her face bowl, I could see the long hairs from her cat between her legs. She was standing with her legs spread wide apart and I got a good look.
     After she finished and dried her hands, she asked me to come into the bathroom so that she could help me clean up. She asked me to remove my pants, and she helped me to unzip them, claiming that I had a spot on them. After Miss Boozie washed away the so-called spot, she set my pants down near the electric fan to dry.
     We walked into the bedroom and she sat down on the bed while I stood there in my underwear. As I stood in the middle of the floor, nervously fidgeting, and not knowing what to do, she called me over to the bed. Miss Boozie reached out her hand and pulled out my penis. Then she began squeezing it, which made it jump hard. She then leaned across the bed with her cat at the forward edge of the mattress facing me. I was just at the right height, standing there, and she inserted my penis in her cat. She placed her hands on my hips and started pulling me backwards and forwards, making my penis move in and out of her.
     This was the beginning of Miss Boozie teaching me what sex was all about. From then on, it became a daily routine. First I did my chores, and then received what I would call lessons. (Clarksdale, Miss., 1937)

[TVC15]

Himumu told me about his first time.  He got a chick drunk and date raped her.

[Phoenix Dark]

  I thought he said some older black chick basically raped him


All these stories have done is make me feel shitty. I'm going to get an escort soon

[Ichirou]

Himu told me some girl in his marching band basically grabbed his penis and thrust her breasts towards him in the middle of a class. Mupepe confirmed this, as he was a witness.

This is how things are done in Texas.

[Himu]

SHE RAPED ME DAMMIT

Ichi: it was during marching band practice after school. We were in the sidelines because we thought marching was gay, as the the rest of the band fegs marched

[Phoenix Dark]

Tell the rape story again please, it's black history month after all

[Himu]

It's march wtf

get on aim

[Phoenix Dark]

No, the rape. I can't get on AIM now, people keep harassing me

[Himu]

who keeps harassing you

Me and a chick met each other at orientation at my college in North Carolina. We exchanged numbers, email, and aim sns. I liked her a bit as she had personality and spunk. We talked between orientation and when school started in August.

Her name was Jamie. When we got back to school I immediately scoped her out. Now, consider this. Jamie had a twin sister. I met up with her sister, who suggested that I call her so I did. Jamie was furious for some reason and hung up. After that I tried talking to her and stuff, but she would always act like a bitch. This made no sense considering we always got along before, and I didn't do anything wrong. So I just let it slide and broke some distance because I had decided that Jamie was batshit insane.

So I went to a frat party one time later in the semester around October. I had broken all contact with Jamie because she was a bipolar traitor. I got piss drunk because I depressed and saw Jamie, who was also there, and piss drunk. We decided to walk home together and then I took her to my apartment. Thankfully my roommate wasn't in.

Immediately she took her top off, and said that if I didn't fuck her, she would tell the whole school something or other (I forget) and blackmailed me into banging her. I lost my virginity then and there at the precious age of 18 drunk out of my mind. It was not a pleasant experience.

After that, Jamie closed all contact between us and we never talked again, and since I have realized a pattern; that women are batshit insane and I will never find a woman as good as Felicia.

I'm going to go to sleep.

[Mr. Gundam]

KIRK DOUGLAS, KING OF MEN  


And wtf, David Bowie is bisexual? 

Dude, did you grow up in a cave?

No, wait, I forgot that you actually did grow up in a cave.

Nevermind.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish someone would rape me  :'(

I was going to make a thread about this but fuck it

Many people keep harassing me on AIM. Everyone knows I get on to mainly talk to Cheebs/Maji/Shake/etc from the internet, and real life friends.

Last month I met this chick on campus. She's not "fat" per se, but she's like moving out of the "thick" weight class. I will call her Angela. Anyway we met in the parking lot behind a class building, and I noticed she was having car problems. I asked if I could help and she said her car was fucked or something, and she started crying because she was going to be late for a job interview. So being the nice guy that I am I whipped out my AAA card and the towing guy came and fixed her car in about 20min; VERY lucky because usually the towing trucks are busy. She kissed me on the cheek somewhat forcefully, said thanks, and gave me her number. I thought nothing of it and walked home.

A couple days later she called me and said she wanted to "thank" me. Now remember, I don't know her at all, I just helped her because I could. She took it as more than that and invited me to her dorm. Once I got there she said she baked a cake just for me, but when she pulled it out half was already gone wtf. So I ate a bit and figured I'd leave, but instead she wanted to talk more. She's nice and has a cute face, but I had a bad feeling about something. While we were in the kitchen her roommate came in, and I was shocked to realize I went to high school with her. I exchanged numbers with her as well, said bye to both chicks, and left.

A week later I got a call from the chick I went to school with; she just wanted to "catch up." Then she brought up Angela. She wanted to know if we were dating, and I said no. Then

Chick: I know it's none of my business, and I don't want to sound bitchy. You know you can trust me right?
Me: I hadn't seen you in two years ha
Chick: Noo from school remember
Me: Yea...
Chick: Angela has an STD...
Me: What? How do you know

So apparently Angela is the biggest whore on campus, or my former class mate is jealous. I don't know which one it is, but I decided to just end the thing. I stopped talking to her on AIM, and refused her Facebook invite. But now she's using new usernames every fucking time I get on AIM, and even having friends contact me and say she likes me. I'm 21, this isn't fucking high school. WTF

[Himu]

The chick who called you wants to fuck you dude

but since you're 21, you should have the balls to confront her instead of running like a bitch

[T234]

Phoenix Dark
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Posts: 22336

[tiesto]

Fuck both of them but bag that shit TIGHT.

[Ichirou]

Even when chicks are falling all over themselves trying to get with him, PD gets owned.