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« on: March 06, 2008, 12:28:52 AM »


WTF IS THIS?!?

No, seriously, did you just read Miller's TDKR? It's fucking amazing, isn't it? What about TDK2? It's even better. I fucking love Frank Miller. I want to fondle his secret place with gentle hands.

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD FRANK MILLER MADE BATMAN

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 12:33:03 AM »
batman if for homos

If by homos you mean motherfucking badasses. Batman is the only DC Comics character worth a shit. He's so badass he doesn't even need superpowers, he just annihilates all.

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 01:23:27 AM »
I like Green Lantern best.  He's got a cool costume and a magic ring that can do anything.

So there.
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 01:24:06 AM »
batman if for homos

that's what makes Miller's work on it so great, he totally gets how super mega homo batman is and just runs with it into the ground
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2008, 01:28:12 AM »
batman if for homos

If by homos you mean motherfucking badasses.

 :lol that made me laugh for some reason

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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2008, 01:29:40 AM »
4000!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 01:58:08 AM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 01:59:32 AM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her

Wow, that character is like 12.  More evidence for the pedophile pedo-file.
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 02:00:08 AM »
disgusting loli lover scum.

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 02:00:56 AM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her

Wow, that character is like 12.  More evidence for the pedophile pedo-file.

She kicks ass shut up.

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2008, 02:02:33 AM »
I like DKR a lot but I hate the Superman shit in it. I hate Superman.
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2008, 02:03:48 AM »
no one likes superman.

it has been written.

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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2008, 02:04:24 AM »
Whoever likes Supes is a taco
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 02:04:45 AM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her

Wow, that character is like 12.  More evidence for the pedophile pedo-file.

She kicks ass shut up.



Your original post didn't mention how she kicks ass, it mentioned how you thought she was "sexy" and wanted to marry her (presumably so you could engage in intercourse with the child).
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2008, 02:05:39 AM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her

Wow, that character is like 12.  More evidence for the pedophile pedo-file.

She kicks ass shut up.



Your original post didn't mention how she kicks ass, it mentioned how you thought she was "sexy" and wanted to marry her (presumably so you could engage in intercourse with the child).
he is a muslim, loli is fine.

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2008, 02:07:38 AM »
JASON! JASSSSONNNNNN!! noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2008, 02:11:33 AM »
By the way I wanted to ask EB, if any of you comic-homos are out there, I want to start reading Deadpool. Where do I begin?

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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2008, 02:30:15 AM »
shit son. I should look into dling every issue of x-men and spiderman
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2008, 02:33:20 AM »
shit son. I should look into dling every issue of x-men and spiderman

And another industry falls before Himu.
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2008, 02:34:35 AM »
shit son. I should look into dling every issue of x-men and spiderman

And another industry falls before Himu.
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2008, 02:50:56 AM »
haha the comic industry is in their grave already

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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2008, 02:53:12 AM »
yeah i just searched pirate bay and they've got 40 years of X-men and it's like 5 gigs. SOLD.
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2008, 03:06:07 AM »
haha the comic industry is in their grave already



Thinking up excuses already.

smh
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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2008, 08:25:06 AM »
frank miller is a goddamn hack who lost the plot in the early 90s with sin city

did you know that fascists in italy are now using 300 to rally support for their right wing party?
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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2008, 03:51:54 PM »
um i read TDKR a long time ago

Carrie is the sexist robin ever and I wish to marry her

Stephanie was sexier.

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« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2008, 03:52:59 PM »
Himuro has the worst avatars.

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« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2008, 05:01:54 PM »
frank miller is a goddamn hack who lost the plot in the early 90s with sin city

did you know that fascists in italy are now using 300 to rally support for their right wing party?


I think Miller really only succeeds as a noir author. Outside of that, stuff like 300 sucks.

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« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2008, 05:09:50 PM »
frank miller is a goddamn hack who lost the plot in the early 90s with sin city

did you know that fascists in italy are now using 300 to rally support for their right wing party?


I think Miller really only succeeds as a noir author. Outside of that, stuff like 300 sucks.

i really dislike sin city

i love his daredevil and dkr.
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« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2008, 05:21:13 PM »
frank miller is a goddamn hack who lost the plot in the early 90s with sin city

did you know that fascists in italy are now using 300 to rally support for their right wing party?


I think Miller really only succeeds as a noir author. Outside of that, stuff like 300 sucks.

i really dislike sin city

i love his daredevil and dkr.

Sin City is some amazing shit, imo. Later on yeah it gets distinguished mentally-challenged, but the earlier things are better. I'm a big fan of Miller's writing, but he needs somebody else to draw his stuff. His art style is so inconsistent is drives me insane. One panel could be a masterpiece and the next is utter shit.

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« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2008, 05:22:54 PM »
i had a roommate who loved it, so i read through all of sin city in pretty much a handful of sittings.  it really didn't appeal to me in the least.
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« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2008, 05:23:57 PM »
Himuro has the worst avatars.

how about you suck my balls
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« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2008, 05:24:02 PM »
Sin City the comic is only topped for yawns by the movie.

oh my christ i HATED the movie.  i went in utterly optimistic, but holy fuck what a nightmare it is to hear someone actually SPEAKING what Frank Miller wrote.
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« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2008, 05:27:06 PM »
The dialogue in the first part of the film (Hartigan with the little girl) was horrible. Especially Michael Madsen's "performance". But overall it's an awesome movie
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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2008, 05:53:01 PM »
No, it's an awful movie.  PD, you still have much to learn.
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« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2008, 05:54:29 PM »
Sin City ruled.
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« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2008, 06:36:27 PM »
No, it's an awful movie.  PD, you still have much to learn.

It's a fun movie! I've got the EE box :bow
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« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2008, 08:28:56 PM »
Sin City the movie is fucking terrible.  I wish it had been silent.  :'(

i wish it had been a radio play

if we combined our ideals i think we'd have the perfect sin city

one you can't hear nor see
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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2008, 08:36:04 PM »
No, it's an awful movie.  PD, you still have much to learn.

It's a fun movie! I've got the EE box :bow

I really actively hated it.
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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2008, 08:36:38 PM »
Wait wait wait, what in the FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

The Sin City movie fucking ruled! Fuck you guys! You're stupid as hell! The Sin City movie was fucking gold. Everything noir needs to be it was, and with gusto. Saying Sin City sucks is like turning to me and saying "Hi I'm a big fat jackass who likes to gag on giant cocks and get donkey punched by hermaphroditic Venezuelan hookers"

Sin City is one of the most entertaining movies I ever seen, and definitely one of the most fun. Just kill yourselves now.

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« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2008, 08:38:03 PM »
Have you ever actually seen a film noir, Raban?  Because if you have, you'd realize Sin City is a fucking cartoony pastiche that takes everything interesting about film noir and pisses on it.
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« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2008, 08:39:01 PM »
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Everything noir needs to be it was, and with gusto.

sure, if you're 12 and only know about noir from reading "the making of sin city" articles
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« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2008, 08:41:11 PM »
People throw the term "film noir" around nowadays without knowing what it actually means.
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« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2008, 01:04:09 AM »
 >:(

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« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2008, 02:20:05 AM »
>:(

Have you ever seen any real film noirs? By which I mean, stuff produced before 1957?
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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2008, 04:21:46 AM »
>:(

Have you ever seen any real film noirs? By which I mean, stuff produced before 1957?

I haven't, actually.

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« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2008, 04:31:33 AM »
>:(

Have you ever seen any real film noirs? By which I mean, stuff produced before 1957?

I haven't, actually.

Some stuff I recommend (if you are interested in it):

The Maltese Falcon - Classic Dashiell Hammett adaptation starring Humphrey Bogart in the role that made him a full-fledged star.  He plays sleazy private eye Sam Spade who gets dragged into the conflict of a group of shady characters searching for the titular bird.
Touch of Evil - One of Orson Welles' best movies, and the only one aside from Citizen Kane that is regularly discussed as an unabashed masterpiece.  A mexican detective on the way to his honeymoon gets stuck in a border town and has to deal with a corrupt police force, led by Welles himself.
Out of the Past - Robert Mitchum in one of his greatest roles ever, as a guy trying to escape a femme fatale.  He changes his identity but just as he's about to settle down, someone discovers his prior identity as a private eye and jeopardizes everything he's managed to accomplish since leaving his old life.
Gilda - A rather confusing story about an ex-con who gets hired at a nightclub somewhere in South America, only to fall in love with the boss's wife (and an old flame of his), Gilda, played by the lovely Rita Hayworth.
Double Indemnity - Another femme fatale story, and probaby the definitive film noir.  An insurance agent is (willingly) dragged into a scam a woman has hatched to have her husband killed off so she can get the insurance money.
Sunset Boulevard - A noirish look at Hollywood, as an aspiring screenwriter accidentally wanders into the life of an aging silent screen star and gets caught up in her madness.
The Postman Always Rings Twice - Basically the same story as Double Indemnity except the insurance agent is now a drifter and the whole thing plays out at a little rest stop/restaurant in the middle of nowhere.
Leave Her to Heaven - A rare color noir about a man who falls in love with a woman who will stop at nothing to get him to marry her.  A clear precursor to stuff like Fatal Attraction.
The Killers - A Robert Siodmak film based on an Ernest Hemingway short story.  When a boxer is killed by a group of hitmen, an investigator must piece together the story of the dead man's life to see what led to his death.
D.O.A. - An insurance agent is given a slow-acting poison for which there is no cure.  In the little time left, he must investigate his own murder and find out who killed him.
Sorry, Wrong Number - Pieced together through a series of flashbacks told through phone conversations, the story of an unraveling marriage is told, ending in a murder contract.  But who contracted the hit?  And who is the target?
Criss Cross - A security guard gets lured into being the inside man at a bank heist by his ex-wife and her new boyfriend.  A series of double and triple crosses inevitably follow.  Who'll be left alive by the final reel?
Night and the City - A con man tries to go legitimate by entering the wrestling business, but in his quest for riches, steps on the toes of just about every punk and crime boss in post-war London.
Thieves' Highway - More of a tract an the plight of the working man than a film noir, it deals with a man whose father, a trucker, is permanently disabled in an accident.  The man (played by Richard Conte), goes after the employer who's indirectly responsible due to his negligent (and downright illegal) business practices.
Rififi - One of the classic examples of french film noir (though directed by an American who was blacklisted back in the States), and considered to be one of the best heist movies of all time.  Stuff like the vastly inferior (but still entertaining) The Score and Ocean's Eleven owes a massive debt to this movie.  Renowned for its famous thirty-minute long heist, conducted in absolute silence and without a soundtrack, yet still riveting to this day.
Detour - Sometimes fate lays a finger on you, or me, or anyone, for no apparent reason.  A traveling musician finds this out when the person he hitches a ride with accidentally dies, and all evidence seems to point to him as the culprit.  His attempts to erase the evidence just dig him in deeper into a hole, until there's no escape.
Scarlet Street - An older man, an artist by trade, falls in love with a scarlet woman, who uses him for his skills until he's no longer useful, then discards him.  His revenge brings ruin upon both of them.
Key Largo - Another classic Bogey movie, this time pairing him with Lauren Bacall opposite Edward G. Robinson.  Ostensibly based on an Ernest Hemingway storyline, though the movie bares little resemblance to the original story.
The Big Sleep - Bogey & Bacall's first pairing, and one of Solo's favorite movies (tho I'm not really a fan).  Based on a Raymond Chandler novel, Bogey plays Phillip Marlowe, a private eye hired by a wealthy old industrialist to find a missing man, only to find that the man's disappearance is inextricably linked to the old man's femme fatale daughters.
Laura - One of the most famous film noirs, directed by Otto Preminger, in which a private eye falls in love with a dead woman after looking at her portrait.
Whirlpool - An interesting, if somewhat ridiculous noir, involving a hypnotist who makes a woman commit petty crimes, escalating more and more until things end up in murder.
The Dark Corner - An innocent (?) man is being pursued by someone he doesn't recognize, for reasons he can't understand.  Another film about the vicissitudes of fate.
This Gun For Hire - The story of a hitman with a conscience who's being hunted down by someone who ordered a murder contract and wants to get rid of anything that might lead back to him.  Probably one of the main inspirations for Melville's Le Samourai.
The Big Clock - Directed by John Farrow, apparently a journeyman director, and starring Ray Milland as a reporter assigned to investigate a murder, only to find that all the clues seem to point to himself as the culprit.  With time running out, he has to find out who's setting him up, and why.
Nightmare Alley - One of my favorites, starring Tyrone Power as a carny who's out to make a name for himself and drag himself out of the gutter of the carnival circuit and into respectability, no matter the cost.

I made this thread a while back, but nobody gave a crap about it but me:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7314.0
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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2008, 04:43:54 AM »
Thanks, I'll be sure to look at some of these.

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« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2008, 05:24:04 AM »
I added in synopses for everything so you can pick and choose any that interest you.  Those are all quality movies tho.
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