Author Topic: post the last picture that you tugged your tooter to (Read 3059 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** March 06, 2008, 11:04:50 PM »

It is called Himumu's First Wife of Legal Age by Quentin Metsys.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:05:42 PM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:07:48 PM »

Can I play?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:09:24 PM »

keep it sfw or linked/spoilered, honky tonks

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:14:18 PM »

Never to pictures.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:15:27 PM »

What about this one:

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:16:46 PM »

i would not empucelate those dugs :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:26:41 PM »

sounds like you need to read more transgressive literature!

tiesto · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:34:14 PM »

NSFW!!!

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http://www.dacahard.com/y200803/05/pics/pp07.jpg

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T234 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:48:38 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:49:55 PM »

Holy shit, Drinky made up his own word!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:50:35 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 06, 2008, 11:49:55 PM

Holy shit, Drinky made up his own word!

He got it from the 120 days of sodom, you dummos.

abrader · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:52:38 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:53:24 PM »

I knew that, Fucking hilarious that that was the first result when right clicking and doing "define with encarta"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:57:11 PM »

Who jerks off to pictures in 2008? The last porn I tugged to featured a brunette milf being gang banged by three black guys, one of which was Justin Slayer

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:58:47 PM »

Fine, PD, you stupid git, can you find me porn that is as stylized as paintings by the flemish masters? Some people have particular tastes, and reality does little to match the sexiness of sexy sexy art.

Raban · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:00:58 AM »

It won't be up for long:

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http://i27.tinypic.com/4gn04p.jpg

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Get it while it's hot!

EDIT: Seriously NSFW, and not entirely safe for people in general

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:01:26 AM »

TVC: If I were to jack off to paintings they'd have to feature nudity and obscenity that couldn't be matched by my imagination. Can you find this for me?

PM me your findings. If I jack it, you will know first

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:04:34 AM »

to get back on topic

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Sorry, I had to

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Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:04:46 AM »

i jacked off to pictures when i was 14 and had no access to porn

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:05:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 12:01:26 AM

TVC: If I were to jack off to paintings they'd have to feature nudity and obscenity that couldn't be matched by my imagination. Can you find this for me?

PM me your findings. If I jack it, you will know first

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http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/549/botero-fernando-the-letter-1976-cuadros-fernando-botero.jpg

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Mild, but I can tug to it. And I can't find an online image of the awesome Botero painting I am looking at right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:07:56 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 07, 2008, 12:05:10 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 12:01:26 AM
TVC: If I were to jack off to paintings they'd have to feature nudity and obscenity that couldn't be matched by my imagination. Can you find this for me?

PM me your findings. If I jack it, you will know first

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/549/botero-fernando-the-letter-1976-cuadros-fernando-botero.jpg
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Mild, but I can tug to it. And I can't find an online image of the awesome Botero painting I am looking at right now.

Looks like I'll be buying you Leonard Nimoy's new photography book for your birthday

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:09:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 12:07:56 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 07, 2008, 12:05:10 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 12:01:26 AM
TVC: If I were to jack off to paintings they'd have to feature nudity and obscenity that couldn't be matched by my imagination. Can you find this for me?

PM me your findings. If I jack it, you will know first

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/549/botero-fernando-the-letter-1976-cuadros-fernando-botero.jpg
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Mild, but I can tug to it. And I can't find an online image of the awesome Botero painting I am looking at right now.

Looks like I'll be buying you Leonard Nimoy's new photography book for your birthday

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http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~candislee/shermansex2501992.jpg

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Raban on March 07, 2008, 12:00:58 AM

It won't be up for long:

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http://i27.tinypic.com/4gn04p.jpg
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Get it while it's hot!

EDIT: Seriously NSFW, and not entirely safe for people in general

holy fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:13:15 AM »

I don't remember the last time I was fully hard during a porn (or anything). I might try to jerk to that tomorrow, just to see how long it takes to reach climax

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:33:19 AM »

raban, uh, you might want to add a stronger warning

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:34:48 AM »

some...woman...on a machine...it looks painful

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:38:00 AM »

That type of porn has never interested me. In fact all it does is turn me off. Pain/bondage/rockets=

bagofeyes · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:39:46 AM »

Raban · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:00:38 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 07, 2008, 12:33:19 AM

raban, uh, you might want to add a stronger warning

No way.

etiolate · « **Reply #30 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:47:50 AM »

If we are talking NSFW stuff, can we please discuss Dr. Sparks? I just discovered him recently. I wasn't sure if it was right that I laughed, but I still laugh.

"I've been putting breastmilk in my coffee for yeeeeeeeears"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:50:53 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 07, 2008, 12:11:03 AM

Quote from: Raban on March 07, 2008, 12:00:58 AM
It won't be up for long:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://i27.tinypic.com/4gn04p.jpg
[close]

Get it while it's hot!

EDIT: Seriously NSFW, and not entirely safe for people in general

holy fuck.

Really? I don't find it shocking or "holy fuck" worthy at all.

Raban · « **Reply #32 on:** March 07, 2008, 02:32:19 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on March 07, 2008, 01:50:53 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 07, 2008, 12:11:03 AM
Quote from: Raban on March 07, 2008, 12:00:58 AM
It won't be up for long:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://i27.tinypic.com/4gn04p.jpg
[close]

Get it while it's hot!

EDIT: Seriously NSFW, and not entirely safe for people in general

holy fuck.

Really? I don't find it shocking or "holy fuck" worthy at all.

Funny thing is, I've yanked it to worse, but not that picture in particular.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:37:47 AM »

Quote from: Raban on March 07, 2008, 02:32:19 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on March 07, 2008, 01:50:53 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 07, 2008, 12:11:03 AM
Quote from: Raban on March 07, 2008, 12:00:58 AM
It won't be up for long:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://i27.tinypic.com/4gn04p.jpg
[close]

Get it while it's hot!

EDIT: Seriously NSFW, and not entirely safe for people in general

holy fuck.

Really? I don't find it shocking or "holy fuck" worthy at all.

Funny thing is, I've yanked it to worse, but not that picture in particular.

I can't get off on any of that weird gonzo stuff. Just give me good, clean porn for decent folk.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:40:03 AM »

i tugged it to molotov

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Author Topic: post the last picture that you tugged your tooter to (Read 3059 times)