Dear Las Vegas: Your airport is trash, go to fucking hell and die!

[The Fake Shemp]

I just had to leave my gate, go through security again, then take a fucking tram to the new gate which is operated by the same goddamn company that I just flew with!  The terminals reek of cigarette smoke and the slot machines feature some of the most depressing, shallow shell of people you ever met.  Then, some dumb fuck thought it was a great idea to feature security check point videos on how to check your stuff with security with famous Las Vegas celebrities (Klingons are apparently Las Vegas celebrities) - people just gawk at the monitors and don't fucking move.

Now I'm sitting outside some awful pretzel stand, holding my butt after being thoroughly raped for four dollars and fifty cents for the most pathetic excuse of a hot dog you ever saw.

I need an adult!

[demi]

doesnt feel good to get jewed over now does it

[Smooth Groove]

Would jew stop whining?

[brawndolicious]

This is when you goto whoever is in charge and say "Look bitch, I work for GAMESTOP. I demand this shit hole get fixed ASAP before I buy this entire fucking place and LEVEL IT!"

[Akala]

On the upside, it's the gateway to paradise. 

[Sho Nuff]

I never gambled before, but I was in the Vegas airport and gave it a try and won $5 at the shitty slots. I bought a sandwich with my winnings and flew the hell out of that shithole.

I beat vegas. unf unf

[Powerslave]

This is when you goto whoever is in charge and say "Look bitch, I work for GAMESTOP. I demand this shit hole get fixed ASAP before I buy this entire fucking place and LEVEL IT!"

[T234]

  @ PR and Sho Nuff. Their avatars even fit the posts

[Tauntaun]

doesnt feel good to get jewed over now does it

Remember this when you're hawking Subs and Preorders.

[TVC15]

Blame your people for doing those 9/11 attacks.