Author Topic: BREAKING RUMOUR: our newest corporate culture initiative (Read 2173 times)

Eric P · « **on:** March 07, 2008, 01:04:23 PM »

"denigrate the grumpy"

please join me in wildly speculating what that means.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:06:26 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 01:04:23 PM

"denigrate the grumpy"

please join me in wildly speculating what that means.

Won't that lead to being grumpy ourselves? Vicious cycle confirmed!

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:08:20 PM »

i think we're supposed to be less grumpy

so i am retitling the initiative to "smile, bitches"

Rman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:09:25 PM »

I can't stand corporate mumbo jumbo. The consultants who recommend crap like this get paid tons of money for such nonsense.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:22:50 PM »

Either way those two phrases are sure to make the grumpy even more grumpy, you soothe with honey, not vinegar.

Mandark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:48:42 PM »

Whatever it means, Evilbore's gonna be the top Google result for that phrase.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2008, 01:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 07, 2008, 01:48:42 PM

Whatever it means, Evilbore's gonna be the top Google result for that phrase.

The way it should be.

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2008, 02:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 07, 2008, 01:48:42 PM

Whatever it means, Evilbore's gonna be the top Google result for that phrase.

have i mentioned lately that i love my company and would gladly sacrifice myself to its every whim?

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sounds like our last initiative "drink the koolaid" is working

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Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2008, 02:22:13 PM »

deni-grate

NOT de-nigrate

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2008, 02:25:02 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 02:22:13 PM

deni-grate

NOT de-nigrate

demi's great?

what are you, gay for demi?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:39:57 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 02:25:02 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 02:22:13 PM
deni-grate

NOT de-nigrate

demi's great?

what are you, gay for demi?

IDK but that last phrasing looks anti-negro to me.

shame shame shaaaaaaaaaaaaammeee

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 03:39:57 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 02:25:02 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 02:22:13 PM
deni-grate

NOT de-nigrate

demi's great?

what are you, gay for demi?

IDK but that last phrasing looks anti-negro to me. shame shame shaaaaaaaaaaaaammeee

or to make black, like the latin roots

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 03:41:47 PM

or to make black, like the latin roots

How does one MAKE black?

Eric P · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:49:42 PM »

to make black

enblackening

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 03:46:51 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 03:41:47 PM
or to make black, like the latin roots

How does one MAKE black?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=18394.0

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:35:00 PM »

Thanks guys, I always thought it was giving a monkey a human name, thanks for setting me straight.

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Eric P · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:36:12 PM »

hunh?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:36:46 PM »

Stop listening to seasoned experience, stop being cynical about work and pretend to be 'super' and 'fun' all the time.

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 07, 2008, 04:36:46 PM

Stop listening to seasoned experience, stop being cynical about work and pretend to be 'super' and 'fun' all the time.

i have an operations background

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 04:36:12 PM

hunh?

It was a play on the 40's and 50's where they would say blacks are descended from monkeys and whites are the children of God.

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:45:06 PM »

What's the rolleyes smiley for?

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 04:45:06 PM

What's the rolleyes smiley for?/

Just the ridiculousness of what I was typing, nothing towards you or eric p.

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:47:18 PM »

nevermind

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 04:47:18 PM

nevermind

ok

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 04:49:59 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 04:47:18 PM
nevermind

ok

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:52:25 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 04:50:31 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 04:49:59 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 04:47:18 PM
nevermind

ok

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Powerslave · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:52:58 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2008, 05:02:56 PM »

I think it means mandatory Zoloft every morning with your coffee.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2008, 05:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 07, 2008, 04:38:27 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 07, 2008, 04:36:46 PM
Stop listening to seasoned experience, stop being cynical about work and pretend to be 'super' and 'fun' all the time.

i have an operations background

Be happy about your job and don't bitch in other words. HR only second to Marketing in the worst departments at work.

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:29:43 AM »

i spent an afternoon so micromanaged i nearly asked if they could do the work while i left early

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Author Topic: BREAKING RUMOUR: our newest corporate culture initiative (Read 2173 times)