Author Topic: I don't care anymore (Read 3111 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** March 07, 2008, 08:38:41 PM »

Here's a fun game that illuminates my current state of being:

Which one of these is false?

1. I haven't taken a shower in approximately 2 days.
2. I JOed to a picture last night.
3. I just bought Rock Band, even though I'll never be able to look my parents in the eye.
4. I went to about a quarter of my classes this week.
5. There's a jizzstain on my laptop.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:39:32 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:40:28 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:41:22 PM »

What does rock band have to do with looking your parents in the eye?

Also :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:43:22 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:45:48 PM »

it's 4 since he didn't go to any class this week

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:47:21 PM »

He didn't went?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:48:52 PM »

4

if it's one i support your permaban

Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:49:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 07, 2008, 08:47:21 PM

He didn't went?

oh god you're affecting me oh no

GET AWAY FROM ME

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:52:21 PM »

Three.

Didn't Cajole start the official RB thread over here?

bud · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:11:24 PM »

where on your laptop is said jizzstain? how do you even get it on your laptop in the first place?

i always aim to the side

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:11:53 PM »

I should've made this a poll.

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:19:16 PM »

My jizz almost went into the laptop's speakers once but I licked it off before it had a chance

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:22:50 PM »

you're so fucking weird.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:23:48 PM »

I once got some on my external hard drive. $:-\$

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:24:33 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:29:39 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 09:22:50 PM

you're so fucking weird.

you are so normal. I mean damn bro you are just the average guy you know?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:31:08 PM »

CajoleJuice, your a damned disgrace. Stop dragging your name all over the place. When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue. So, just think twice. It's another do for you and me in paradise. I've been trying to understand why I can't be your only man. Like a river to the sea, I will always be with you. And if you sail away, I will follow you. Ooh, its so typical, love leads to isolation. So you build that wall, yes you build that wall. Please, just give me one more night. I can feel it coming in the air night, and I've been waiting for the moment for all my life. Now I know that I'm too young, but my love has just begun. Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign. I'll show you anytime. You know were two hearts believing in just one mind. Together forever till the end of time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:32:56 PM »

I should've added "I don't wear my seat belt anymore," but that really wouldn't be funny or particularly weird.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:35:23 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2008, 08:38:41 PM

Here's a fun game that illuminates my current state of being:

Which one of these is false?

1. I haven't taken a shower in approximately 2 days.
2. I JOed to a picture last night.
3. I just bought Rock Band, even though I'll never be able to look my parents in the eye.
4. I went to about a quarter of my classes this week.
5. There's a jizzstain on my laptop.

Which picture? Was it one I posted?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »

When do we learn which one was false?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:41:57 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 09:19:16 PM

My jizz almost went into the laptop's speakers once but I licked it off before it had a chance

I had a similar incident only it involved diarrhea and my toilet seat.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:43:01 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 07, 2008, 09:41:46 PM

When do we learn which one was false?

I didn't buy Rock Band.

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:43:12 PM »

And you licked it?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:44:28 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 09:43:12 PM

And you licked it?

Duh.

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:45:09 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on March 07, 2008, 09:44:28 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 09:43:12 PM
And you licked it?

Duh.

Nice.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:47:03 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2008, 10:35:31 PM »

I was right!

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2008, 01:32:11 AM »

I don't know how someone can go more than a day without taking a shower... I get all itchy and gross and shit.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2008, 03:47:57 AM »

Aw I was wrong, I was going to say 5.

I guess I'll never understand since I don't have the right parts, but how do you get a jizz stain on your laptop? Wouldn't you be more careful than that?

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2008, 04:16:43 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 08, 2008, 03:47:57 AM

Aw I was wrong, I was going to say 5.

I guess I'll never understand since I don't have the right parts, but how do you get a jizz stain on your laptop? Wouldn't you be more careful than that?

Sometimes you just misfire, it happens

xnikki118x · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2008, 04:48:22 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 08, 2008, 04:16:43 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 08, 2008, 03:47:57 AM
Aw I was wrong, I was going to say 5.

I guess I'll never understand since I don't have the right parts, but how do you get a jizz stain on your laptop? Wouldn't you be more careful than that?

Sometimes you just misfire, it happens

Hmm. Interesting. Misfire, lol.

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Author Topic: I don't care anymore (Read 3111 times)