Tired of Sex

[CurseoftheGods]

I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (So tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true?

I'm beat, beet red
ashamed of what I said (What I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
but I can't say no (Say no)

Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making Love come true?

Tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm beggin' you please
Tonight, tonight it bleeds
Oh why can't I be makin' Love come true?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

 

[demi]

u mad?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

well it's 8 PM on a Saturday and I'm working

so I'm like, the opposite of tired of sex. I'M TIRED OF WORK! WHERE'S MY SONG!!

[demi]

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

[CurseoftheGods]

well it's 8 PM on a Saturday and I'm working

so I'm like, the opposite of tired of sex. I'M TIRED OF WORK! WHERE'S MY SONG!!

(Lennon/McCartney)

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No, no, no

I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you'd do

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind

I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid git

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind

[Monsieur, Monsieur, Monsieur, how about another one?]

Edit: Damn it.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I am working on the weekend because next week I am going to be too busy WHORING AROUND KOREA, so, so there

[recursivelyenumerable]

why don't we do it in the road?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

what a terrible Beatles song

but I repeat myself

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

[CurseoftheGods]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

I haven't had sex for three months. :'(

[bagofeyes]

I'm tired of shitty food. Wish I had a personal chef that would work not for money but for the satisfaction of making me a good meal.

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

I haven't had sex for three months. :'(

Don't feel bad, duder.  I hadn't had any for about seven until yesterday afternoon.  I've also had dry spells that lasted for two+ years in the past.

[Himu]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

I haven't had sex for three months. :'(

So have you taken it up the ass, Curse? What does it feel like?

[CajoleJuice]

I'm tired of having the psychological maturity of a 14 year old.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm tired of having the psychological maturity of a 14 year old.

That's ok, I have the emotional maturity of an 8 year old and I can still get laid.  YOU CAN DO IT, JUICE!

[Himu]

Juice, you're  handsome fellow. I don't understand how you can't get laid dude.  You can do it.

[CajoleJuice]

Christ, I'm not just talking about women. Fuck. I need more alcohol. 2 beers at a bar. What a fucking waste.

[CurseoftheGods]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

I haven't had sex for three months. :'(

So have you taken it up the ass, Curse? What does it feel like?

I don't want anyone here to feel uncomfortable, so I am going to spoiler it...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I generally don't like to be on the receiving end, but when your partner knows what he's doing boy does it feel good. You know when you have a massive shit but you store it inside so it tickles your prostrate? It feels something like that. ^________________________________________________^

However, to be honest (from my experience), penetration is not the the most popular nor best method to achieve an orgasm.

[close]

[demi]

I'm tired of having the psychological maturity of a 14 year old.

you should just go gay and be done with it

[TVC15]

[youtube=425,350]55nTwg5NIPM[/youtube].

[TakingBackSunday]

what a terrible Beatles song

but I repeat myself

That's all McCartney

[Mupepe]

2+ years dry spell?  wtf man?  I'd be depressed

[Human Snorenado]

2+ years dry spell?  wtf man?  I'd be depressed

Pfft.  Yer young.  It happens, especially when you're not the most outgoing person in the world. 

[Mupepe]

fuck that.  that's when you call a hump buster.  she's not the classiest ride in the world, but she gets you where you need to be.

[Human Snorenado]

  Obviously you and I just have different priorities in life, mups.  Although there have been a few that I haven't been proud of, pretty much every girl I've ever nailed is way above my station in attractiveness... altho that isn't hard, lol.

[Mupepe]

  I just don't tell anyone about the hump busters

[Van Cruncheon]

[youtube=425,350]55nTwg5NIPM[/youtube].

that is the most awesomely fucked up 80s video ever

also awesome song

[Powerslave]

is Cajole a virgo

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, I thought I was all "oh sex, lol I don't need that shit" but then I got some today.  Let me tell you, it was pretty awesome.  I look forward to having more next week.

I haven't had sex for three months. :'(

So have you taken it up the ass, Curse? What does it feel like?

I don't want anyone here to feel uncomfortable, so I am going to spoiler it...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I generally don't like to be on the receiving end, but when your partner knows what he's doing boy does it feel good. You know when you have a massive shit but you store it inside so it tickles your prostrate? It feels something like that. ^________________________________________________^

However, to be honest (from my experience), penetration is not the the most popular nor best method to achieve an orgasm.

[close]

I think you just sold me on anal sex. I LOVE that feeling I get while taking a hard shit

[Flannel Boy]

what a terrible Beatles song

but I repeat myself

That's all McCartney

It is a Lennon, and it rocks!

[pilonv1]

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