I hate lukewarm showers, every Tues & Thurs when I wake up at 8:45 I never get a hot shower. I should wake up earlier but damn I love my sleep and that's sleeping in for me. Very dissapointing for me.
People that call incessantly at 2am. Why would you call me that many times when you know I'm asleep?! If I don't answer the first time, leave a lovely message about how great and beautiful I am and then wait for me to call you the next day! And then he sends me this text message:
"Hey sorry they asked me 2 watch the baby 4 a min and i passed out i love you i wgsh i coulda seen u love u baby nite"
Why hit the pound sign 4 times to make a space when you can hit 1 once to just insert a period? Anyways I called him back and broke up with him, people know not to fuck with me when I'm sleeping.
This fucking dog that scratches at the door to come in, I let him in and he scratches at the door to get back out, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND DOG
This huge bruise I noticed on my leg in the shower. Where did you come from?

My roomie like the temp in the house to be around 50-60 degrees, WTF it's 30 outside, at least keep it around 70.