YEAH

[Mupepe]

What ya'll wanna do?  wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers?  wasting time with all the chat room yackers.  9-5 chillin' at hewlett packard.  working at a desk wtih a dumb little plackard.  yeah paying the bills with my mad programming skills.  defragging my hard drive for thrills.  I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM.  i never feed trolls and i don't read spam. 

YOU THINK YOUR COMMODORE 64 IS REALLY NEATO.  WHAT KIND OF CHIP YOU GOT IN THERE?  A DORITO?



I SHOULD DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND CAP YOU LIKE OLD YELLER.  YOU'RE JUST ABOUT AS USELESS AS JPG'S TO HELEN KELLER!



Wanna run with my crew, huh?  Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do.  They call me the King of the Spreadsheets.  Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets.

[Mupepe]

You're using a 286?  Don't make me laugh!  Your Windows boots up in what - a day and a half?

[Mupepe]

While your computer's crashing, mine's multitasking.  It does all my work without me even asking!  I've got a flat screen monitor, 40 inches wide.  I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side.  In a 32-bit world, you're a 2 bit user.  You got your own newsgroup, all total losers.  Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax, where'd you get your CPU - in a box of Cracker Jacks?  Meet me online and you know that I'll beat you.  If I ever meet you, I'll Ctrl+Alt+Del you!  WHAT?

[Tauntaun]

[Powerslave]

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