Bad Joke Thread.

[Rman]

I'm bored join me in recalling bad jokes. 

"Why does a cherry tree stinks?"

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"Because George Washington cut one."

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I heard that from the Prairie Home Companion's joke episode last night.

[Mupepe]

ahahahahah

[Eric P]

i liked the one

i was feeling depressed so i called a help line.  i got connected to pakistan.  i told the guy i was feeling suicidal.  they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck

[Rman]

[CurseoftheGods]

How do French poodles greet each other?

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Bone-jour.

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

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Thunderware.

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What's an archeologist?

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Someone whose career is in ruins.

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An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.

"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back."

The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man.

"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.

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"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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[Mupepe]

holy shit that last one is terrible

[Van Cruncheon]

how do you catch a unique rabbit?

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unique up on it!

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[Rman]

This stuff is bad.

[Phoenix Dark]

what do you call a black person flying a plane

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a pilot you racist fucks

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[Powerslave]

what do you call a black person flying a plane

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a black pilot

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[Joe Molotov]

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

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A: Winnie the Poo!

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