Author Topic: Gov. Eliot Spitzowned - specialized in wiretapping, caught with ho by wiretap. (Read 6641 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** March 11, 2008, 01:38:27 AM »

This is so rich. This crusading attorney-turned-governor who fought against corruption through wiretapping (including prostitution rings), gets caught being a serial frequenter of whores by being wiretapped.

Check out the face on his wife as he acknowledges his moral failings, tsk tsk:

Funniest part is since he became governor he's alienated every possible political allies by insulting their ethics and morality so nobody is there to bail him out.

WHUPS

Hahahaha, the wiretaps show the whore talking to her pimp, the pimp told her that Governor Spitzer (referred to as Client 9) had some FREAKY TASTES and that he might be dangerous.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:45:03 AM »

Quote

The appointments, made by telephone or through an online booking service, cost $1,000 to $5,500 an hour and could be paid for with cash, credit card, wire transfers or money orders.

Dang, that's some high dollar tail.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:46:27 AM »

Apparently the hookers were former models and shit. Niiiice.

drohne · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:51:02 AM »

that needs to be a smiley

:spitzer

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:56:14 AM »

And the wife needs to be a smiley too

:spitzowned

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:04:43 AM »

:spitzer would be perfect for many TVC threads

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:05:40 AM »

Somebody please please make it!

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:11:58 AM »

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:28:34 AM »

WOOO FIXED

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:30:28 AM »

Can you add some animation? Maybe a quivering of his lip?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:36:55 AM »

I can try.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 02:30:28 AM

Can you add some animation? Maybe a quivering of his lip?

No please, OA type of smilies are so fucking lame. Not everything needs to be animated you know.

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:42:52 AM »

I disagree. I'm not asking for something ridiculous or major, just something like :sp0rsk1

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:44:14 AM »

Those cheap ones with the eyes growing and shrinking and or bobbing their heads are so godawful.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:50:48 AM »

When did I ask for that? I asked for a little lip quiver, dude, that's all.

Mandark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:51:20 AM »

I have no idea how he thought he could get away with this. You can't be a crusader who makes enemies out of just about everyone and give yourself a liability like that.

Of course the answer is that he wasn't thinking rationally at all, but still.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:54:22 AM »

I can't wait till some pictures of the prostitutes come out. I bet they're incredibly hot. They better be, since they'll probably cost Spitzowned his position as governor.

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:55:47 AM »

Our previous guv' nah is more crooked than this motherfucker ever thought of being.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:57:22 AM »

I rather just have the original after looking at this, but I made it, so...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:59:14 AM »

cajole

CLOUD ADD THIS PAPANGINA

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:59:46 AM »

Ok, Prole approves, so I done good. Woooo

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:19:05 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2008, 02:57:22 AM

I rather just have the original after looking at this, but I made it, so...

(Image removed from quote.)

That's probably the same face he made while he was hitting that $5000 poon.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:39:52 AM »

CajoleJuice, you are mighty

drohne · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:30:01 AM »

:spitzer

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:42:11 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 03:39:52 AM

CajoleJuice, you are mighty

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:54:45 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 11, 2008, 04:42:11 AM

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 03:39:52 AM
CajoleJuice, you are mighty

http://cajole.juice.youaremighty.com/

OMG

Patel

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:08:31 AM »

:spitzer

:spitzer

:spitzer

Hasn't been added yet.

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:22:45 AM »

:spitzer

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:22:56 AM »

...fuck, still nothing

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:32:18 AM »

:spitzer :spitzer :spitzer

Auuuugh, I wanna get my spitzer on.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:35:51 AM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2008, 05:35:58 AM »

it worked!

Rman · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2008, 09:18:22 AM »

$5500

Those must be some high quality hos.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:30:18 AM »

According to the Time article, some of them are models (not like BIG NAME MODELS obviously) who did this for the extra cash.

Dammit, I wanna have sex with hot models :spitzer

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:52:51 AM »

I bet Kwame was one of the clients

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 11, 2008, 04:42:11 AM

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Amazing!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:57:05 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 11, 2008, 05:35:51 AM

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Powerslave · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:57:45 AM »

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bagofeyes · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:02:42 AM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:04:42 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 11, 2008, 10:57:45 AM

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You mah boo.

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 11, 2008, 11:02:42 AM

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One of these things just doesn't belong here....

Powerslave · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:07:19 AM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:10:14 AM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:15:01 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 11, 2008, 11:10:37 AM

Dude is it every time a politician is outspoken against something, they get caught doing it? Smh.

THIS is why the Bible says don't judge lest ye be judged yourself, cause you'll fall right into whatever you're berating someone for. Same thing with the plank in the eye.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:17:18 AM »

Seeing his wife standing next to him was just sad. She's a Harvard grad, not bad looking for an older chick, etc and her husband just embarrassed her in front of the entire fucking world. I want to give her a hug :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2008, 11:17:18 AM

Seeing his wife standing next to him was just sad. She's a Harvard grad, not bad looking for an older chick, etc and her husband just embarrassed her in front of the entire fucking world. I want to give her a hug :'(

Hey man, that's a WHITE woman, she deserves your respect. Maybe you could pick her up in your taxi or something and give her good advice, but no hugs.

Edit: Wait, I just gave good advice AND I'm married to a white woman......CAN I BE BLACK TOO?!?!?

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:40:37 AM »

I was just about to say, she's an attractive woman for an older chick. I'd hit it.

She should just divorce him, tho. I mean, they have three kids and the guy is having sex with prostitutes? Ugh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 11:40:37 AM

I was just about to say, she's an attractive woman for an older chick. I'd hit it.

She should just divorce him, tho. I mean, they have three kids and the guy is having sex with prostitutes? Ugh.

Three daughters, which really makes this story even worse. Way to drop the ball DAD

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:45:02 AM »

I was just thinking, if I was married and I found out my wife was having sex with another dude, I would be so disgusted by it, I don't know how I could ever forgive her.

Never mind that this guy is not just fucking around, he is paying thousands of dollars for sex which he could get at home for free (but I guess he prefers petite brunettes who work part-time as models when they're not prostituting themselves). Then the fact that he's fucking prostitutes also means there's a risk of STDs that he might bring home if he and the wife ever fool around anymore.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:48:50 AM »

Trust me, if you're banging $5000 hookers there's little worry about STDs. I happen to know someone...involved in a high class escort service.

I'm guessing his marriage wasn't going well. But if that's the case and he just HAD to cheat, why not go the Kwame Kilpatrick route and just have an affair with a younger member of your staff?

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:00:27 PM »

You talking about DaCocoBrova? I highly doubt he's involved in a "high class" escort service.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:03:33 PM »

No not him. Remember I said my mom's side of the family is kinda fucked up? My cousin is involved in a high class escort service in Detroit. He's never invited to family events but he shows up anyway, each time with a new chick. He basically convinced me to stay away from Craigslist lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and yes, he has invited me to "visit" his place but considering there's no fucking way my family wouldn't find out...yeah $:-\$

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:04:32 PM »

Who wants to bang a fifty-year-old?

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:05:32 PM »

Can your cousin get me a discount?

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 11, 2008, 12:04:32 PM

Who wants to bang a fifty-year-old?

Helen Mirren is still fucking hot, dude.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:07:42 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 12:06:01 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 11, 2008, 12:04:32 PM
Who wants to bang a fifty-year-old?

Helen Mirren is still fucking hot, dude.

For someone who is half a century old. That body can't have aged well.

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:09:17 PM »

She still does nude scenes once in a while. She's got huge titties.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #57 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 11:45:02 AM

I was just thinking, if I was married and I found out my wife was having sex with another dude, I would be so disgusted by it, I don't know how I could ever forgive her.

Never mind that this guy is not just fucking around, he is paying thousands of dollars for sex which he could get at home for free (but I guess he prefers petite brunettes who work part-time as models when they're not prostituting themselves). Then the fact that he's fucking prostitutes also means there's a risk of STDs that he might bring home if he and the wife ever fool around anymore.

I heard on TV that he kept asking them to go without rubbers too

brawndolicious · « **Reply #58 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:31:29 PM »

the manager or whatever of the prostitution ring apparently warned the hookers that he has FREAKY TASTES.

he is definitely getting divorced. I wonder how long they can keep you on soliciting charges.

T234 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 11, 2008, 12:07:42 PM

Quote from: Ichi on March 11, 2008, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 11, 2008, 12:04:32 PM
Who wants to bang a fifty-year-old?

Helen Mirren is still fucking hot, dude.
For someone who is half a century old. That body can't have aged well.

Malek, this why you ain't gettin' no play. Too selective. Paper bags were made for a reason.

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Author Topic: Gov. Eliot Spitzowned - specialized in wiretapping, caught with ho by wiretap. (Read 6641 times)