So I was walking from my car to my house today, and along the fence of my neighbor was a hawk perched on it. The hawk was just looking at me. First I find it kind of weird that a hawk is just chillin' there out of nowhere. I mean, how often do you see one? Anyway, the craziest part about this is that the hawk had a small carcass in its talons and the blood was dripping down the fence. After like 4 or 5 seconds of me just looking at it, the hawk flies away, leaving this awesome giant bloodstain on the fence. I think I'm gonna die... or get laid. Maybe it's a sign I'm getting some action.
