Author Topic: Alias Rocks (Read 2005 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** March 11, 2008, 11:39:08 PM »

Alias. Jack Bristow. Ultimate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bristow

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:40:01 PM »

He has a funny-shaped head.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:40:53 PM »

that's because it has to hold so much hardcore awesome.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:41:05 PM »

I wish I could be as cool as Jack Bristow

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:42:01 PM »

Victor Garber was the best thing in Titanic. I'm serious.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:42:40 PM »

He is the ultimate

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:43:06 PM »

I really loved how it all ended in season 5, it was quite a journey for hardcore jack

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:48:41 PM »

I like where he killed a guy just to make sure he feared death, then brought him back to get the information he wanted lol.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:26:38 AM »

Jennifer Garner

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:27:02 AM »

Yeah shes awesome in this show

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:28:58 AM »

wait till you see her in stockings and garter belt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

o and fuck off, shes mine.

abrader · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2008, 01:44:12 AM »

the show is good till season 3 or so - whenever...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

whats his face uses that relic to turn the world into EvilDead/Resident Evil - then it all goes downhill till it hits rock bottom

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2008, 01:55:54 AM »

nope, it gets AWESOME. Wrong again!

abrader · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:01:41 AM »

even the last episode?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:33:44 AM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 11, 2008, 11:48:41 PM

I like where he killed a guy just to make sure he feared death, then brought him back to get the information he wanted lol.

If memory serves, that guy was Ricky Gervais!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:39:11 AM »

never bothered with season 5, and the summary on that wiki page make me want to avoid avoid avoid, but i have to admit, Jack's line at the end is pretty awesome:

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Telling Sloane, "You beat death, Arvin. But you couldn't beat me," Jack detonates the explosives, killing himself, sealing the tomb and burying Sloane alive.

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demi · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:54:11 AM »

If you like Alias you might like another JJ Abrams production called LOST

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:59:02 AM »

Is this that show with the spy chick who dressed up in all kinds of outfits including a dominatrix outfit (the only episode I ever saw)?

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:08:19 AM »

Quote from: T234 on March 12, 2008, 02:59:02 AM

Is this that show with the spy chick who dressed up in all kinds of outfits including a dominatrix outfit (the only episode I ever saw)?

I believe so. I have never seen it myself.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:09:04 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2008, 02:39:11 AM

never bothered with season 5, and the summary on that wiki page make me want to avoid avoid avoid, but i have to admit, Jack's line at the end is pretty awesome:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Telling Sloane, "You beat death, Arvin. But you couldn't beat me," Jack detonates the explosives, killing himself, sealing the tomb and burying Sloane alive.
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Jack was the most hardcore character in the show, and also the best

Boogie · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2008, 08:03:51 AM »

My girlfriend has got me watching it. I'm only a bit of the way through season 2.

'tis pretty good.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:21:30 PM »

Most people like the first two seasons a lot then there's a split on the last three, but I loved the entire ride.

Boogie · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 12, 2008, 12:21:30 PM

Most people like the first two seasons a lot then there's a split on the last three, but I loved the entire ride.

Well, I'll let you know what my verdict is when I get there

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:15:08 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:15:48 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:38:37 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 12, 2008, 06:15:08 PM

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this is a man, right?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:46:10 PM »

haha jesus guys.

Anyway watchin more ALIAS TONIGHT

Boogie · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 12, 2008, 11:46:10 PM

haha jesus guys.

Anyway watchin more ALIAS TONIGHT

Screw you!

I can only get my fix on the weekends when I go to the gf's place.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:50:14 PM »

Fuck off whiteman

My gal,

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:55:53 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 12, 2008, 11:50:14 PM

Fuck off whiteman

My gal,

(Image removed from quote.)

ok, i KNOW this one is a man

didn't he do a movie with ben affleck being a gay blind lawyer?

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:13:15 AM »

I'm a first two seasons of Alias kind of guy. Actually, I really didn't even give the third season a fair shot. I'd go more into it but I don't want to have to spoil the mostly excellent first two seasons.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:15:10 AM »

third is horrible. Masturbation to JG is the only thing that got me thought it. The fourth season is a bump back to quality and the fifth is actually a good ending to all the crap introduced in the 3rd.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:18:14 AM »

You see Arvie, that's the difference between you and me: I won't fap to crossdressers in order to make it through a TV season.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #33 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:19:17 AM »

Is that man face still with Ben Affleck?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:19:58 AM »

Really that's the defining difference between us?

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2008, 02:19:58 AM

Really that's the defining difference between us?

Yes. I do not need to hide behind a veil of cognitive dissonance to face my homosexuality, unlike you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:22:20 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 13, 2008, 02:19:17 AM

Is that man face still with Ben Affleck?

No. I kidnapped her and have her locked up in my crawlspace, where i took this photo.

The background is a fake.

See that look on her face? Thats the look that says "I'll do anything you want, just don't eat my other hand like the other one you cropped out of the picture".

bagofeyes · « **Reply #37 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:23:33 AM »

You should photoshop her into a picture of your bedroom. It will give you something to do for a while.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:25:09 AM »

Nah, I just printed out a picture of her and tapped it to a pillow. Well I'm going to bed...to watch the last half of the new stargate movie, while cuddling my JG pillow.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #39 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:25:58 AM »

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Author Topic: Alias Rocks (Read 2005 times)