Author Topic: TVC IS KILLING MY PRODUCTIVITY -- HELP (Read 10534 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** March 12, 2008, 03:05:49 PM »

he internet purchased something shameful, but will not tell me what it is! he wants me -- and you folks -- to play 20 questions to determine what it is, and to know that he may deign to reveal it altogether.

he will only answer questions with a "yes" or a "no".

i have asked:

"is it media": yes
"is it japanese in origin": no
"is it western": yes
"is it he-man": no
"is it friends": no
"is it good times or 227": no
"is it a collection of guild wars art books": no

HELP! I CANNOT SLEEP UNTIL I KNOW THE TRUTH. evilbore save my productivity!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:08:13 PM »

is it animated?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:08:20 PM »

I'll also answer questions that can be answered in 3 or less words, but I reserve veto rights if I feel it is asking too much.

No, it is not animated.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:08:36 PM »

Is it gay?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:09:12 PM »

is it from America?

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:09:36 PM »

Fleshlight.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:09:59 PM »

Not gay. No homo.

Quote

is it from America?

Yes.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:10:26 PM »

is it roswell?

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2008, 03:10:26 PM

is it roswell?

No. I can get that on Hulu.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2008, 03:10:46 PM

I wanted:
"Homo?"
"No"
and it's a crappy television show.

Not a crappy television show.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:13:19 PM »

is it the new britney spears album?

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2008, 03:13:19 PM

is it the new britney spears album?

Nope!

MCD · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:20:52 PM »

is it 4chan related? (memes..etc) lol

is it apple (mac) related?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:21:07 PM »

How much does it cost?

Eric P · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:37:54 PM »

is it a good tv show?

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:47:55 PM »

Is it a video game?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:35:18 PM »

...

i discovered the truth...

...

i got seriously owned. :'(

MCD · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2008, 04:35:18 PM

...

i discovered the truth...

...

i got seriously owned. :'(

do tell.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:44:04 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on March 12, 2008, 03:20:52 PM

is it 4chan related? (memes..etc) lol

is it apple (mac) related?

No to both.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 12, 2008, 03:21:07 PM

How much does it cost?

Free at the internet store.

Quote from: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 03:37:54 PM

is it a good tv show?

Nope.

Quote from: tiesto on March 12, 2008, 03:47:55 PM

Is it a video game?

Nope.

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 12, 2008, 03:52:11 PM

I can't believe you wasted your money on a WoW guidebook.

I actually have both the OG WoW strat guide and the BC one. But no, that's not the answer here.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:52:39 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on March 12, 2008, 04:43:42 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2008, 04:35:18 PM
...

i discovered the truth...

...

i got seriously owned. :'(
do tell.

i dunno. he had me going for a good hour, and then over a lunch at the local teriyaki joint: boom. :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:56:26 PM »

He yelled DICK really loudly in the middle of the restaurant when he finally guessed it. It was awkward and awesome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:57:16 PM »

:'( :'( :'(

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:58:16 PM »

battlecruiser 3000 AD

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2008, 04:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 04:58:16 PM

battlecruiser 3000 AD

I've already said it's not a game, but if the Answer were a videogame, it would be even less entertaining than BC 3k.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:01:02 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 12, 2008, 04:59:37 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 04:58:16 PM
battlecruiser 3000 AD

I've already said it's not a game, but if the Answer were a videogame, it would be even less entertaining than BC 3k.

Eric P · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:01:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 12, 2008, 04:59:37 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 04:58:16 PM
battlecruiser 3000 AD

I've already said it's not a game, but if the Answer were a videogame, it would be even less entertaining than BC 3k.

BC3k is a social experiment in consensual sadomasochism

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:03:21 PM »

I remember playing BC for like half an hour, not being able to figure out the controls, and then accidentally locking a tractor beam onto the SUN, which I then got sucked into. While being sucked into the sun, other ships started attacking me. I think they were pirates. Dumb pirates. I showed them.

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:05:28 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 12, 2008, 05:03:21 PM

I remember playing BC for like half an hour, not being able to figure out the controls, and then accidentally locking a tractor beam onto the SUN, which I then got sucked into. While being sucked into the sun, other ships started attacking me. I think they were pirates. Dumb pirates. I showed them.

see?

but i'm guessing at this point it's something like Star Craft 2 Beta

which is not a game, but rather a religion

i actually have no idea

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:06:38 PM »

No, it is not Star Craft 1.5

MCD · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:08:52 PM »

is it dick related?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:10:17 PM »

it is something so awesome and amazing that it transcends his trolling!

Robo · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:11:00 PM »

is it the entire Rob Thomas discography?

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:15:50 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 12, 2008, 05:11:00 PM

is it the entire Rob Thomas discography?

Even worse.

And no to classic sports or Rosetta Stone.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2008, 05:17:17 PM

The Beatles
Have you sunk so low?

Even worse! And I already have the Beatles discography.

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 12, 2008, 05:19:52 PM

It's time to put on my thinking cap.

Worse than Rob Thomas? That could be so so so many things.

I dunno, I figured that sort of narrowed it down to bottled body fluid and excrement.

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »

Is it related to the Doors?
Does it have anything to do with collectible card games?
Is it porn-related?

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:49:49 PM »

No to all three of those. And it is WORSE than the Doors.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:52:32 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 12, 2008, 05:25:18 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 12, 2008, 05:19:52 PM
It's time to put on my thinking cap.

Worse than Rob Thomas? That could be so so so many things.

I dunno, I figured that sort of narrowed it down to bottled body fluid and excrement.

FUCK YOU! FUCK.YOU!

This will all fall down, like everything else there was. This too much shall pass. And all of the words we said, we can't take back. Now every fool in town would've left by now. I can't replace, all of the wasted days. The memory of your face. I can't help thinking maybe if we ever could've kept it all together where would be? A thousand lost forevers and the promises you never were giving me. Here's what I'm thinking...

It won't be the first heart that you break. YOu won't be the last beautiful girl. The one that you wrecked won't take you back if you were the last beautiful girl.

Ohhhh. So tell me one more time how you're sorry about the way it all went down. You needed to find your space. You needed to still be friends. You needed me to call you if I ever couldn't keep it all together. You'd comfortt me. You'd tell me about forever and the promises i never should have believed!

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:53:31 PM »

Goddammit! FUCK YOU ROBO J!

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:54:06 PM »

YOU'RE GOING ON MY IGNORE LIST!

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Not really, but you're still a fucking asshole

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Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:55:59 PM »

I hope that little face is signifying you licking his ass. I fucking hope so for your sake

Robo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2008, 05:59:57 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! MY BOSS CAME BY AND SAW ME LOOKING AT THAT AND FAPPING AND I'M GETTING WRITTEN UP! WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS MAF'S THREAD!? NO FUCKING EXCUSE!

bud · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:06:17 PM »

it automatically does that

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:08:20 PM »

Also, if nobody figures it out by the end of the day, my DARK SEKRET shall remain a DARK SEKRET forever.

If Prole could figure it out, you sleuths can.

MCD · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:10:02 PM »

but prole is a genius...

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:12:42 PM »

Is it Ron Pauls new book?

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:52:12 PM »

these rob thomas burns wound me too, 'pepe. fire up yer truck, and i'll bring the rope and the bourbon -- there's gonna be draggin' round these parts.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:00:42 PM »

I am sorry, but Rob Thomas makes music for closeted homosexuals. Much like the Sekret Produkt.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:03:00 PM »

i am so going to use your mouth as a toilet

Robo · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:03:07 PM »

Based on that hint...

It was the "closeted homosexuals" part.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:03:37 PM »

no, NOBODY hates dokken!

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:04:55 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 12, 2008, 07:03:07 PM

Based on that hint...

(Image removed from quote.)

It was the "closeted homosexuals" part.

but no, not Dokken.

Robo · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:05:57 PM »

oh jesus

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:11:08 PM »

Celine Dion is not American. Oddly enough, Prole guessed that just a few minutes before he figured it out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:38:56 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2008, 06:52:12 PM

these rob thomas burns wound me too, 'pepe. fire up yer truck, and i'll bring the rope and the bourbon -- there's gonna be draggin' round these parts.

I went and stocked up. I also decided we can pop in my Show DVD afterwards

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:43:01 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2008, 07:41:20 PM

I saw Rob Thomas fucking Mupepe in Palm Springs. I went to a bar for a drink and holy shit Rob Thomas was all the way across the room and had his 15 foot dick inside Mupepe and was yelling "This is how an ass breaks".

I remember!

tiesto · « **Reply #56 on:** March 12, 2008, 07:56:17 PM »

Full House box set?
Alanis Morissette album?
Does it involve Canadians?
Rush album?

max_cool · « **Reply #57 on:** March 12, 2008, 08:39:46 PM »

Is it a Movie?

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 12, 2008, 08:50:02 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 12, 2008, 07:56:17 PM

Full House box set?
Alanis Morissette album?
Does it involve Canadians?
Rush album?

None of those. It is American.

I would like to do a Full House marathon sometime. I think it would be hilarious to blog.

Quote from: max_cool on March 12, 2008, 08:39:46 PM

Is it a Movie?

No.

Powerslave · « **Reply #59 on:** March 12, 2008, 08:57:36 PM »

dude this is getting lame SPILL IT OUT

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Author Topic: TVC IS KILLING MY PRODUCTIVITY -- HELP (Read 10534 times)