I'll post it since MAF doesn't think it sucks:
Ms. Emily Deschanel,
Hello. I’m the administrator for an online community affectionately coined Evilbore.com, where we discuss the latest in online shenanigans, videogames and pop culture. Your hit FOX “dramedy” (is that the right word – I get so confused, since the show is both hilarious and thrilling!), Bones, is a beacon of hope for all of us disillusioned with the mundane television offerings from stagnant television networks. It’s a great show; something that we can take the moral lessons from and apply to our regular lives, minus the technical jargon because then we’d just sound like nerds. Not that you sound like a nerd (well, sometimes), but at the very least you’re attractive, so you can get away with it (on an unrelated note, is that guy from ‘Angel’ smart or dumb in real-life).
Your catchphrase, “I don’t know what that means” has become something of an Internet meme (if you don’t actually know what that means, it’s okay, I’ll explain); a unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another. Basically, it means, a bunch of us have too much time on our hands and have coordinated your fantastic catchphrase with random pictures of your beloved character for maximum hilarity. I know it’s the Internet, but sometimes I can almost hear people laugh out loud from said combo of catchphrase and pictures!
With that said, it would be appreciated – nay, an honor! – if you could participate in what has become a forum favorite, that being leaving voice mails at a telephone number setup so that people can listen to their messages online. Yes, it may be a little dorky, but it is totally fun. It would mean a lot to folks who watch your show religiously, no matter how many times FOX changes the time slot, and those who even go as far to purchase the show on iTunes and DVD (one member in particular does both!).
The phone number is free, and we would appreciate just a moment of your time. If possible, we’d love (and admire you forever and hack the Nielsen ratings box to make it look like we watch Bones every day!) for you to say, “Evilbore? I don’t know what that means.” All you have to do is dial the number listed below:
1-641-985-7800 and then press 1804685.
That’s it. That’s all it would take to cement you in our hearts as the greatest actress playing a pseudo-scientist in the history of television. You could pin that on your wall and tell Gillian Anderson to eat her heart out.
And even if you don’t – we’ll still watch Bones (at least I will – I mean c’mon, I need to know if Jack and Angela hook up).
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Will Federman
Administrator, Evilbore.com
p.s. i think ur way more talented than ur sister if that helps. cuter too.
