FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[CajoleJuice]

FUCK YOU TVC

ONCE PROLE MADE THAT AWESOME POST I SHOULD'VE KNOWN

[Mupepe]

GUESS WHO'S NEVER FUCKING MY TIGHT ASS AGAIN!  THAT'S RIGHT, TVC!  YOU!

[TVC15]

MY TROLLSHAKE MILKS ALL THE BOYS IN THE YARD

[Mupepe]

THIS IS ONE BOY YOU WON'T BE MILKING ANYMORE

[Phoenix Dark]

Tool is an awesome band. Thread backfire

[TVC15]

It was seriously worse than the time I tried to force myself to like Led Zeppelin.

[Van Cruncheon]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

[BlueTsunami]

[Ichirou]

Tool is an awesome band.

I do hate Zep, tho.

[drew]

at least I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Tool is an awesome band. Thread backfire

 

[Mandark]

I don't think there are actual Tool fans.  Just claymation fans in denial.

[TVC15]

I can't believe the troll worked on you people, too.  I was expecting this to be anti-climactic, which was why I was hoping nobody would guess it.

[Van Cruncheon]

I don't think there are actual Tool fans.  Just claymation fans in denial.

fuck you, hater. tool is the greatest prog rock act since king crimson. better, even.

<3 <3 mjk <3 <3

[CajoleJuice]

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

[BlueTsunami]

Tool music videos always freak me out

[drew]

I can't believe the troll worked on you people, too.  I was expecting this to be anti-climactic, which was why I was hoping nobody would guess it.

oh, it was.

[Mupepe]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

[TVC15]

I can't believe the troll worked on you people, too.  I was expecting this to be anti-climactic, which was why I was hoping nobody would guess it.

oh, it was.

Well, it was anti-climactic for people with taste, I guess.

[Van Cruncheon]

sorry, y'all got trolled. hey, i been there. we can get through this.

[Mupepe]

I don't think there are actual Tool fans.  Just claymation fans in denial.

fuck you, hater. tool is the greatest prog rock act since king crimson. better, even.

<3 <3 mjk <3 <3

we can take turns sucking maynard's dick

[Eric P]

tool?

that's not so bad, i guess

not my thing but it's nothing really embarrassing

it's not...marilyn manson

[Candyflip]

People were guessing Sublime and Insane Clown Posse. Wow.

[Van Cruncheon]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

[CajoleJuice]

I bow down to TVC's superior trolling abilities

[Mandark]

I will amend my previous statement:

There are no prog rock fans, just undiagnosed cases of mild OCD.

[Robo]

Whatev.  I rocked that thread.

[Mupepe]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

TAKE IT UP HIGHER

4 DEGREES

4 DEGREES WARMER


GIVE IN NOW LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... in.

YOU LIKE THIS.  THIS BRINGS US OUT.  YOU LIKE THIS.  IT BRINGS US CLOSER THAN DYING AND CANCER AND CRYING

[CajoleJuice]

Whatev.  I rocked that thread.

(Image removed from quote.)

[TVC15]

I stand by my previous statement that Tool makes Motley Crue look like Modest Mussorgsky.

[Ichirou]

I can't believe that thread went on for FIVE PAGES.  Just because nobody would have thought to guess an actual good band.

[Phoenix Dark]

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck!
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
and then you bought oooonnnnnneeee

[CajoleJuice]

Fuck, I'm going back through that thread and I completely skipped over the part where Prole was crying about getting owned. FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Robo]

I can't believe that thread went on for FIVE PAGES.  Just because nobody would have thought to guess an actual good band.

[Mupepe]

I stand by my previous statement that Tool makes Motley Crue look like Modest Mussorgsky.

I stand by my previous statement that you're no longer going to be tasting my man juice

[Van Cruncheon]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

TAKE IT UP HIGHER

4 DEGREES

4 DEGREES WARMER


GIVE IN NOW LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... in.

YOU LIKE THIS.  THIS BRINGS US OUT.  YOU LIKE THIS.  IT BRINGS US CLOSER THAN DYING AND CANCER AND CRYING

the bog is thick

and it's easy to get lost in

'cuz you're a dumb and belligerent fucker

i hope it sucks, i hope it sucks you down

[Mupepe]

I can't believe that thread went on for FIVE PAGES.  Just because nobody would have thought to guess an actual good band.

something funny?  I guess Rob Thomas and Maynard are going to have to gangbang your little virgin ass

[CajoleJuice]

I can't even think right now. FUCK WHY DIDN'T I READ THOSE POSTS

[demi]

so much ownage, i'm jacking furiously over this

[Mandark]

Fuck, I'm going back through that thread and I completely skipped over the part where Prole was crying about getting owned. FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ditto.  Always pay attention to the CONTEXT CLUES.

[Van Cruncheon]

'pepe, they will never understand us

because i

see my shadow changing
stretching up and over me
soften this old armor
hoping I can clear the way
by stepping through my shadow
coming out the other side
step into the shadow; forty-six and two are just ahead of me

[Robo]

I can't believe that thread went on for FIVE PAGES.  Just because nobody would have thought to guess an actual good band.

something funny?  I guess Rob Thomas and Maynard are going to have to gangbang your little virgin ass

:spitzer

[TVC15]

ICP

Worse than ICP.  Less entertaining.  Dumber.

[Trent Dole]

I want to like Tool, but they're just so fucking boring. I can take the occasional tune on the radio but whenevr I try to listen to an album of theirs... 

[Mupepe]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

TAKE IT UP HIGHER

4 DEGREES

4 DEGREES WARMER


GIVE IN NOW LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... in.

YOU LIKE THIS.  THIS BRINGS US OUT.  YOU LIKE THIS.  IT BRINGS US CLOSER THAN DYING AND CANCER AND CRYING

the bog is thick

and it's easy to get lost in

'cuz you're a dumb and belligerent fucker

i hope it sucks, i hope it sucks you down

Suddenly look away leaving you with the dead and hopeless.

11 and she was gone.

11 is when we waved goodbye.

11 is standing still.

Waiting for me to free her by coming hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.

moving me without sound.  opening me with hidden gestures.  throwing me down and then (showing me where it all began) showing me where it all began.

11.

IT TOOK TOO LONG TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE VOICE THAT'S BEEN CALLING ME BACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

UNDER A DEAD OHIO SKY, 11 IS THERE AND WILL BE WAITING DEFENDING HIS LIGHT AND WONDERING, WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?  SLEEPING LOST AND NUMB, I'M SO GLAD THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU.  I AM WIDE AWAKE AND HEADING HOME!

[drew]

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I want you to feel my pain TVC.

[Human Snorenado]

Oh wow, that whole thread was one great elaborate troll of Tool?  That's pretty good, TVC.  Next time, do the same with ICO on GAF.

[TVC15]

When somebody asked if it was Godsmack, I wanted to answer "basically yes," but I figured that would be too much of a giveaway.

[CajoleJuice]

When somebody asked if it was Godsmack, I wanted to answer "basically yes," but I figured that would be too much of a giveaway.

That was me.

[Van Cruncheon]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

TAKE IT UP HIGHER

4 DEGREES

4 DEGREES WARMER


GIVE IN NOW LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... in.

YOU LIKE THIS.  THIS BRINGS US OUT.  YOU LIKE THIS.  IT BRINGS US CLOSER THAN DYING AND CANCER AND CRYING

the bog is thick

and it's easy to get lost in

'cuz you're a dumb and belligerent fucker

i hope it sucks, i hope it sucks you down

Suddenly look away leaving you with the dead and hopeless.

11 and she was gone.

11 is when we waved goodbye.

11 is standing still.

Waiting for me to free her by coming hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.

moving me without sound.  opening me with hidden gestures.  throwing me down and then (showing me where it all began) showing me where it all began.

11.

IT TOOK TOO LONG TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE VOICE THAT'S BEEN CALLING ME BACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

UNDER A DEAD OHIO SKY, 11 IS THERE AND WILL BE WAITING DEFENDING HIS LIGHT AND WONDERING, WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?  SLEEPING LOST AND NUMB, I'M SO GLAD THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU.  I AM WIDE AWAKE AND HEADING HOME!

[TVC15]

When somebody asked if it was Godsmack, I wanted to answer "basically yes," but I figured that would be too much of a giveaway.

That was me.

I hope you are studying for your midterm more thoroughly than you did in that thread!

[Phoenix Dark]

no lateralus lyrics from you prole?

[Mupepe]

'pepe, they will never understand us

because i

see my shadow changing
stretching up and over me
soften this old armor
hoping I can clear the way
by stepping through my shadow
coming out the other side
step into the shadow; forty-six and two are just ahead of me

I sure could use a vacation from this bull.shit.three.ringed.circus.side.show.of

FREAKS HERE IN THIS HOPELESS FUCKING HOLE WE CALL LA.  THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IS TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY.  ANY FUCKING TIME.  ANY FUCKING DAY.  LEARN TO SWIM.  SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY.

I can't believe that thread went on for FIVE PAGES.  Just because nobody would have thought to guess an actual good band.

something funny?  I guess Rob Thomas and Maynard are going to have to gangbang your little virgin ass

(Image removed from quote.) :spitzer (Image removed from quote.)

[CajoleJuice]

I have a fantasy baseball draft now. The one year I decide to do it, I have a test and a paper due tomorrow and THAT THREAD happens.

[Mupepe]

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this

shit blood and cum on my hands

i

have

come

round

full circle

<guitar riff>

Free yourself from yourself.

Free yourself from yourself............

locked up inside you like calm beneath the castles.

a cavern of treasure that no one has been to.  let's go digging.  let's go digging.

bring it out and take it back in.

YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO

LAY BACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO, TAKE WHAT'S LEFT AND EAT IT.  TAKE ALL OR NOTHING.

knuckle deep inside the borderline

this may hurt a little but it's something you get used to

relax, turn around and

take my hand

TAKE IT UP HIGHER

4 DEGREES

4 DEGREES WARMER


GIVE IN NOW LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... in.

YOU LIKE THIS.  THIS BRINGS US OUT.  YOU LIKE THIS.  IT BRINGS US CLOSER THAN DYING AND CANCER AND CRYING

the bog is thick

and it's easy to get lost in

'cuz you're a dumb and belligerent fucker

i hope it sucks, i hope it sucks you down

Suddenly look away leaving you with the dead and hopeless.

11 and she was gone.

11 is when we waved goodbye.

11 is standing still.

Waiting for me to free her by coming hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.

moving me without sound.  opening me with hidden gestures.  throwing me down and then (showing me where it all began) showing me where it all began.

11.

IT TOOK TOO LONG TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE VOICE THAT'S BEEN CALLING ME BACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

UNDER A DEAD OHIO SKY, 11 IS THERE AND WILL BE WAITING DEFENDING HIS LIGHT AND WONDERING, WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?  SLEEPING LOST AND NUMB, I'M SO GLAD THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU.  I AM WIDE AWAKE AND HEADING HOME!

*high five*

We have the best taste in music on this forum

[TVC15]

That troll took like 8 hours to pull off, but it was soooooo worth it.

[Van Cruncheon]

no lateralus lyrics from you prole?

i know the pieces fit

because i watched them fall away

mildewed and mouldering, a fundamental differing

i've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing

doomed to crumble unless we grow and strengthen our communication

[Mupepe]

no lateralus lyrics from you prole?

i know the pieces fit

because i watched them fall away

i've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing

doomed to crumble unless we grow and strengthen our communication

It doesn't mean I don't desire to point the finger, blame the other.

watch the temple topple over

bring the pieces back together.  rediscover communication.

the poetry that comes from the squaring off between and the circling is worth it.  finding beauty in the disonnance.

[drew]

smh

[Phoenix Dark]

k good. i just didn't want to be the first person to post lateralus lyrics 

with my feet upon the ground i move myself between the sounds
and open wide to suck it in
i feel it move across my skin
i'm reaching up & reaching out
i'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me
what ever will bewilder me

SPIRAL OUT KEEP GOING