Author Topic: HAPPY STEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY! (Read 4604 times)

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:51:45 PM »

Oh crap, my wife needs to know about this day STAT!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:52:31 PM »

more like "Ramen Noodles and Acne Scarring Day"

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:53:13 PM »

dumb irish don't know shit about holidays

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:56:46 PM »

She actually looks forward to this day? Holy shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:01:17 PM »

I cooked steak last night and still have some left over. No dice on the bj though

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:09:55 PM »

I'm pretty sure there is gonna be somebody gettin in their car after readin this thread.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2008, 04:01:17 PM

I cooked steak last night and still have some left over. No dice on the bj though

Gotta get that pesky bottom rib removed, dontchaknow.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:40:54 PM »

god i'd die for either right now

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:43:18 PM »

hmmm.....

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM »

Already got one taken care of today...

Mandark · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM

Already got one taken care of today...

Did you eat the steak afterwards?

That would probably help get the taste out.

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM

Already got one taken care of today...

and what about the bj

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:01:45 PM »

owned

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:19:24 PM »

I'm married, so I'm going to masturbate using A1 Sauce tonight.

$:-\$ $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:24:04 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 14, 2008, 04:56:20 PM

Quote from: Willco on March 14, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Already got one taken care of today...

Did you eat the steak afterwards?

That would probably help get the taste out.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM »

what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:32:28 PM »

i'm getting drunk today. fuck this stupid steak shit and fuck this stupid blow job shit. i don't want a girls nasty ass mouth on my fucking dick. fucking gross. such a gay fucking holiday.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 14, 2008, 05:36:38 PM

Quote from: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day
Are you asking me?

why would he? cheeseburger surprise?

bud · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:39:14 PM »

well, you're married!

bud · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:40:13 PM »

ah nevermind

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:40:55 PM »

I wouldn't want to talk about it either

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:41:46 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM

what is it like to know exactly what you're going to get every day--assuming you get it every day

Married people don't

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:43:18 PM »

Get it everyday

That's fucking hilarious

bud · « **Reply #25 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:50:01 PM »

i'm so naive

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM »

I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:11:45 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM

I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.

explains the high rate of mexicans and ricans

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:17:42 PM »

We taken ova

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:18:50 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 14, 2008, 05:59:36 PM

I'm not married so I imagine Marriage to be like having sex whenever you want it. When shes washing dishes, just mount her on the spot. Breastfeeding? Put that damn baby down and let make another one. Paying bills on the PC? Get ready honey, its time to get our fug on.

So funny on SOOOOOOOOOOO many levels.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:43:20 PM »

is today ecro's bday

hyp · « **Reply #31 on:** March 14, 2008, 08:03:36 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 14, 2008, 05:19:24 PM

I'm married, so I'm going to masturbate using A1 Sauce tonight.

$:-\$ $:-\$

glad my marriage hasn't gone down that route.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #32 on:** March 14, 2008, 08:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 14, 2008, 06:43:20 PM

is today ecro's bday

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Mandark · « **Reply #33 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:14:59 PM »

ParticleReality: Hotlinking that results in goatse.

So if you wouldn't mind...

bud · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:15:49 PM »

MOTHERFUCKERNLKAJDNFKLASDJNFJKHABSGJ SFVSJDHFBGKJSDFG

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:45:50 AM »

You guys want to know the best part?

I didn't even see Nikki yesterday.

T234 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2008, 01:13:43 PM »

Did you own a car yesterday? Could you have called into work pretending like you had the squits? Because that is what I would have done.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM »

Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2008, 05:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM

Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that $:-\$

O PD $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2008, 05:54:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 04:50:13 PM

Would you cum in your wife's mouth though? If I was married I dunno if I'd do that $:-\$

why not?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM »

I dunno, I wouldn't look at my kids the same way if I did $:-\$

MCD · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2008, 08:42:22 PM »

if she want to then it's ok i guess.

just don't force her to do whatever you want.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2008, 08:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM

I dunno, I wouldn't look at my kids the same way if I did $:-\$

She's not your mom, she's your hypothetical wife.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:07:24 PM »

I'd definitely want a blowjob, but maybe I'd just buss on her forehead or something

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:15:27 PM »

... nut on her forehead is somehow better than nut in her mouth? ... wtf? ... so confused.

drozmight · « **Reply #45 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:28:37 PM »

You guys are unholy sinners. Nut in her vag...

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:00:56 PM »

Dont worry guys, PD will be a virgin until at least 27

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM »

Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM

Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.

Depends on the woman, some are into that - but you normally find those on amateur videos on the net

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 16, 2008, 09:01:13 PM

Who in their right mind would nut on their wife's face? or better yet, in her mouth? You leave that to the hoes. Not the woman you marry.

... despite what tv and movies tell you, some women DO like it. WTF? If you've got something against nutting in her mouth, why don't you feel the same way about seeing her lick your dick like a lollipop? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:24:23 PM »

I guess cheebs likes to moisturize his forehead more than whiten his teeth, if you know what I mean.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:31:58 PM »

They both have yummy nipples.

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Author Topic: HAPPY STEAK AND A BLOWJOB DAY! (Read 4604 times)