I got drunk last night and blew all my money at a hostess bar.

[Himu]

so did you give them a gift like in yakuza

[Himu]

I now know, however, my superhero weakness: talking dirty to me in Japanese will part me from my money faster than Himumu buys cookies when the Girl Scouts come a-knockin'.

my cousin gave me girl scout cookies tonight, actually

[Ichirou]

I've heard that many Japanese women are interested in black men because of their large assets.

yes, for loose japanese women a green card is a big thing.

it's hilariously funny listening to very obvious Nigerian men telling Japanese girls "Yes, i am from New York..." lols.

I have actually heard this, except the guy (obviously from somewhere in Africa, thick as FUCK accent) was saying he was from Los Angeles.

[abrader]

wow - I make it a point to NEVER spend money on girls - or at least dont spend more money on them than they spend on me.

much less a >hostess<. So what did you talk about?

Akward - its like a stripper who wants to talk....you just dont wanna hear about it.

[Ichirou]

I was pretty drunk.  Aside from the most salient details, the evening is kind of a blur now. :/

[TVC15]

So are there host clubs for fegs there?

[Ichirou]

I have no idea, but it wouldn't surprise me.  Host bars generally seem geared towards women, tho.  Office ladies and the like.

[Ichirou]

Tell us about the bj bars again, dcharlie.

[TVC15]

So are there host clubs for fegs there?

yes, there are.

Tell me about them, plz.

And what are the previously mentioned soaplands?

[Ichirou]

Soaplands are where you go and are given a bath by a buck naked woman (usually an illegal immigrant from the philippines according to the stereotype).  She sometimes bathes you by rubbing lotion over her breasts and then rub-rub-rubbing them on your back.  She will also rub herself over your body using herself as a sort of sponge.

These places are usually rather skeezy and run by yakuza.  One of the previous principals at the technical school I worked at was caught going to one and ended up being demoted to a regular teacher only a couple of years away from retirement.

God bless wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland

[abrader]

So where do you and Groo go to get those prostate massages?

[TVC15]

Man, when I think of soaplands now, I imagine tiny asian girls lubing themselves up and using Synbios and Himumu's body as a sort of slip and slide.

[Phoenix Dark]

Soaplands are where you go and are given a bath by a buck naked woman (usually an illegal immigrant from the philippines according to the stereotype).  She sometimes bathes you by rubbing lotion over her breasts and then rub-rub-rubbing them on your back.  She will also rub herself over your body using herself as a sort of sponge.

These places are usually rather skeezy and run by yakuza.  One of the previous principals at the technical school I worked at was caught going to one and ended up being demoted to a regular teacher only a couple of years away from retirement.

God bless wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland

They probably have small breasts though. But I wonder what they'd do for an extra $50

[Bloodwake]

oh shit, somebody actually messaged me on my okcupid profile     saying i'm cute and stuff 

i'm kinda afraid, because that picture was taken almost a year ago.  i've accrued a lot of acne scarring and stuff since then, she may no longer think i'm cute if she met me.

OKCupid is worthless, at least in my area. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm starting to think the same thing. People don't look at my profile much, and the chicks that do are either fat or hot but from FAR away (Switzerland, California, etc).

Plus I've noticed I don't match up well with any black girls in Michigan. All my best matches are with white chicks 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Seems pretty good for me (Portland), but I make a point of having low standards for looks.

[Madrun Badrun]

Man, when I think of soaplands now, I imagine tiny asian girls lubing themselves up and using Synbios and Himumu's body as a sort of slip and slide.

Watch some of the videos on spankwire. 

[BlackMage]

so videogames have lied to me?  This I cannot believe.
[youtube=425,350]zNxHJRMTEYM[/youtube]

dude... he got hosed

[Howard Alan Treesong]

so videogames have lied to me?  This I cannot believe.

people seem to have this misconception that hostess bars are the gate way to HOTSEXORING of japanese women.

Have you played Ryu ga Gotoku? It's actually a quite accurate simulation of the hostess bar experience.

[Ichirou]

Man, when I think of soaplands now, I imagine tiny asian girls lubing themselves up and using Synbios and Himumu's body as a sort of slip and slide.

That's basically what it is, tho I assume they keep the foreigners out so Himumu and Synbios would be shit outta luck.

[abrader]

I can see the appeal - I get tingles when a chikka rubs her hard nipples on my ass.

[brawndolicious]

dang..tokyo's weird.

ichi, when you were getting all homojapual with this girl, what exactly did she make you spend money on?  to make her do splits?  to just buy overpriced drinks for yourself?  or to even buy overpriced drinks for the both of you?

I can see the appeal - I get tingles when a chikka rubs her hard nipples on my ass.

the difference is that this is an under-age filipino girl with a yakuza pimp and despite the fact that they've probably had a few STD's, they apparently force you to brush your teeth before the "session".  PD's probably getting horny just reading the description.

[Ichirou]

dang..tokyo's weird.

ichi, when you were getting all homojapual with this girl, what exactly did she make you spend money on?  to make her do splits?  to just buy overpriced drinks for yourself?  or to even buy overpriced drinks for the both of you?

She didn't make me spend money on anything (I was drunk but I was still aware enough to realize hostess bars are scams).  The co-worker I was with ordered beers and a bottle of shochu, and that was enough for the bill to reach 10,000 yen for each of us.

[recursivelyenumerable]

We need to find a way to combine hostess bars with Scientology and become richer than Bill Gates.

[brawndolicious]

She didn't make me spend money on anything (I was drunk but I was still aware enough to realize hostess bars are scams).  The co-worker I was with ordered beers and a bottle of shochu, and that was enough for the bill to reach 10,000 yen for each of us.

well that sucks..next time you should really bitch out your coworker.

[Ichirou]

He was even drunker than me.  Luckily we both got off at the same station, but I basically had to drag him to his house 'cuz he didn't want to leave the bar and then he wanted to go eat ramen even though I had no fucking money left.