Author Topic: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again (Read 5464 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** March 16, 2008, 03:01:05 PM »

I got extremely intoxicated last night and made out/dryhumped with this guy I like, but I don't remember it. My questions is; how is it possible to get that into something for half an hour and have no recollection of it the next day?

T234 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:02:12 PM »

Booze.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:02:43 PM »

booze makes anything possible

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:03:25 PM »

Especially wine. Wine is my favorite. Wine and cheez-its

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:09:06 PM »

Do you date maniac Sega fans?

whiteACID · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:09:41 PM »

I'll date anyone as long as they have money.

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:10:09 PM »

How much money?

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:10:41 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:12:51 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 03:10:41 PM

$5?

Not worth it.

T234 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:13:12 PM »

AWESOME

edit: I HAVE FIVE DOLLARS

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:13:29 PM »

I'M BACK

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:14:06 PM »

Why's it so surprising that you can't remember? You've fucked so many guys already that it's hard for any new guy to be particularly memorable. It's just yet another notch to your garter belt.

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:24:04 PM »

but I didn't fuck him. And it was just last night, not like it was 3 years ago and I was a freshman in college.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:40:12 PM »

Hi whiteacid

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:52:31 PM »

If you can't remember it, how do you know you were that into it? Maybe your body was going through the motions of dryhumping while your mind was far away, busy proving undecidability of type reconstruction in System F.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:55:47 PM »

Welcome back.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:57:30 PM »

get a sexier avatar jesus christ that thing is hideous

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:57:46 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 03:52:31 PM

If you can't remember it, how do you know you were that into it? Maybe your body was going through the motions of dryhumping while your mind was far away, busy proving undecidability of type reconstruction in System F.

Why is it that I don't understand anything you say about programming ever?

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It's because I completely suck

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whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM »

I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

T234 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:15:05 PM »

I am many things but a pussy is not one of them.

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:16:00 PM »

I like you though.

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:17:23 PM »

You like me too right?

T234 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:20:34 PM »

Yay. We should totally meet up

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:24:11 PM »

you fucked willco's stubby jew dick?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:28:08 PM »

I sure hope that isn't you, for Wilcos sake!

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:29:08 PM »

show them your feet, whiteacid

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:42:37 PM »

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Why is it that I don't understand anything you say about programming ever?

Because I enjoy name-dropping obscure theoretical concepts, especially when they draw ego-boosting confessions of bewilderment from the naive.

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they shouldn't be obscure, but they are. :'(

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T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:44:00 PM »

What were you talking about when you said I don't believe in floating-point numbers?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:02:27 PM »

WHIP WHIP

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM

I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:13:28 PM »

Holy Shit

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:17:25 PM »

You'd used "<= -1" to test for negative numbers, which doesn't make any sense if you're testing floating-point values (which could be -0.5 etc.) and why would you want a quadratic equation solver that only accepts integral coefficients? ("< 0" is more natural even when testing integers, by the way). So, figuring you didn't believe in the in-between values, I went ahead and rounded my start and end times to the last hour for billing purposes.

whiteACID · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours.

Clever. but I don't put much credence into the words of someone who scores a full 10 on the scale of worthlessness.

whiteACID · « **Reply #33 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:20:37 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 05:17:25 PM

You'd used "<= -1" to test for negative numbers, which doesn't make any sense if you're testing floating-point values (which could be -0.5 etc.) and why would you want a quadratic equation solver that only accepts integral coefficients? ("< 0" is more natural even when testing integers, by the way). So, figuring you didn't believe in the in-between values, I went ahead and rounded my start and end times to the last hour for billing purposes.

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

T234 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:24:47 PM »

Oh. On the final, I did go with <0.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »

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WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I guess you must not remember.

whiteACID · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:27:55 PM »

It's all becoming clear to me now.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:33:30 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 05:20:12 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours.
Clever. but I don't put much credence into the words of someone who scores a full 10 on the scale of worthlessness.

Ok, beef curtains. If you say so.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:42:22 PM »

nah, too mean

cloudwalking · « **Reply #39 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:58:28 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 16, 2008, 05:42:22 PM

nah, too mean

you tease!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:11:09 PM »

I like whiteacid's sig, but she'd be a lot hotter if she learned the correct use of semicolons.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #41 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:13:02 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:19:22 PM »

EB is easier to troll than GAF

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:26:27 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 16, 2008, 06:11:09 PM

I like whiteacid's sig, but she'd be a lot hotter if she learned the correct use of semicolons.

It won't make her breasts any bigger or her vagina any tighter.

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Use the semicolon between independent clauses, or to separate elements of a series that contain commas. And don't separate a verb from its complement.

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Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:29:14 PM »

Hi white acid!

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:00:13 PM »

I've got 5 dollars

BlackMage · « **Reply #46 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:43:45 PM »

go away.

j/k post sum pics

Mandark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:58:21 PM »

Hey, you're not Cyanista.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #48 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:04:57 PM »

Yeah, now that whiteACID is back, we need Cyanista to return.

tiesto · « **Reply #49 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:12:09 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 16, 2008, 09:04:57 PM

Yeah, now that whiteACID is back, we need Cyanista to return.

Yeah, what the hell ever happened to Cyanista?

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2008, 05:04:39 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

Maybe but I doubt any of them is as loose as yours.

Do you think she shaves? I sort of imagine a brown stinky forest down there after what everyone has said about her.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:23:34 PM »

Does shaving protect you from crabs? If so, yes.

Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:28:11 PM »

So now I'm thinking it's a nasty, smelly forest crawling with its own native fauna.

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:31:23 PM »

she's right... You are all a bunch of pussies. Not me, though! I'm fucking badass

Candyflip · « **Reply #54 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:14:31 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 16, 2008, 04:14:07 PM

I think this forum is full of pussies, and I think I'm going to write a blog about this soon.

OH GOD NOT A BLOG

Tauntaun · « **Reply #55 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 16, 2008, 06:26:27 PM

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Use the semicolon between independent clauses, or to separate elements of a series that contain commas. And don't separate a verb from its complement.
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You so smart baby!

Quote from: BlackMage on March 16, 2008, 10:31:23 PM

she's right... You are all a bunch of pussies. Not me, though! I'm fucking badass

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #56 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:50:35 AM »

So tell us what you told your bf you did that night

Did you tell him you made some other guy's jeans wet?

As for wine, I enjoy two glasses of red wine a night. It's a great way to unwind from the day, and good for your heart. It definitely has fueled a couple of late-night rendevouz recently, nothing is hotter than getting your fuck on while under a wine buzz

Makes that shit intense

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Author Topic: Willco practically begged me to start posting here again (Read 5464 times)