Author Topic: official thread of zero work motivation (Read 3466 times)

Eric P · « **on:** March 17, 2008, 10:25:55 AM »

*sips coffee*

*stares at wall*

T-Short · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:32:35 AM »

I have a massive cold and my boss is on a business trip, but I'm TRYING, DAMNIT!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:44:12 AM »

I'm rubbing my eyes trying to convince myself that today won't suck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:53:15 AM »

I'm not gonna have any work to do for the next week or so. Maybe I'll finally buy some shit, like a 360 and hdtv.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:02:48 AM »

I thought you were smokin' hash on a beach commune somewhere?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:16:16 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 11:02:48 AM

I thought you were smokin' hash on a beach commune somewhere?

No, I'm editing commercials and corporate training videos on a beach somewhere. But since I'm freelance, I don't really have control over my workflow. I'm in a lull right now and should probably not be spending money (trying to buy a house sometime this year) but will probably end up doing so in a couple days out of boredom.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:17:18 AM »

The best way to not spend money is to spend money on drugs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:33:35 AM »

I don't feel like going to class today but I have to to get a test study guide. sigh

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:36:22 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 11:17:18 AM

The best way to not spend money is to spend money on drugs.

I've found the best way to not spend money is to live on the beach with a bunch of dogs. Then you can take the dogs on nice long walks on the beach- it tires you out and is fun. Also, ROMZ lol. I've played more gba rpgs than I did when I had a gba.

T234 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:38:51 AM »

4 applications for Visual Basic, and a shitload of perl and cisco

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on March 17, 2008, 11:36:22 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 11:17:18 AM
The best way to not spend money is to spend money on drugs.

I've found the best way to not spend money is to live on the beach with a bunch of dogs. Then you can take the dogs on nice long walks on the beach- it tires you out and is fun. Also, ROMZ lol. I've played more gba rpgs than I did when I had a gba.

Well in relation, when I'm broke, I spend more time watching downloaded movies and shows. I'm not a dog person though

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:54:14 AM »

It's not that I have no motivation, it's that there's not much of anything going on at all.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:57:54 AM »

I have to help a coworker do something... that she has been trained for... and received a certificate for... and the company spent ~10k on her training... BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN LOG ON OMFG

Eric P · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:21:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 11:57:54 AM

I have to help a coworker do something... that she has been trained for... and received a certificate for... and the company spent ~10k on her training... BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN LOG ON OMFG

take her to lunch and try to negotiate the opening of her ports

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:25:17 PM »

ive been sick with some inner ear/cold/anxiety thing all weekend. I barely remember the good times

Oh well, new week

Rman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:28:22 PM »

Been super productive this morning. Mostly due to all the urgent tasks that need to be taken care of. I work better under pressure, sadly.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 17, 2008, 12:21:56 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
I have to help a coworker do something... that she has been trained for... and received a certificate for... and the company spent ~10k on her training... BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN LOG ON OMFG

take her to lunch and try to negotiate the opening of her ports

fuck that. done already. took a whopping 21 minutes.

THAT'S A WHOLE WONDER YEARS EPISODE!! OMFG OMFG OM FG I HAGIKRJIKJDG KJDKJ I JUST WANT TO PUNCH EHREI NTHE FUJCKIGN KFACE HAHAHAHAHAIFAK FJKAKRGARHG

$:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:35:42 PM »

I can't wait until I get a job so I can get paid while posting on EB/GAF

But I doubt I'll have my own office at Wendy's $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:38:31 PM »

i wonder what it's like to post on forums while at work

do you guys make the window smaller so that people can't see where you're posting? i do it when i'm in the library, and when everyone can see me. if not, i'll just sit all the way in the back so that no one behind can see what i'm looking at

what if people see me browsing a gaming forum?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:39:24 PM »

I turn the avatars off so it looks like I'm browsing a respectable forum

Rman · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:52:51 PM »

My workplace just cares if I get my work done. They don't care if I browse or post on boards. They don't even look over my shoulder to see what's going on my computer. My direct supervisor see sit right behind and can see everywhere I go, but she rarely looks. We are treated like adults, not children who need structure. Again, all that matters, for my work place, is if my work get done.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:54:46 PM »

what do you do. you don't have to say where you work

Rman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:57:07 PM »

Software support and training.

T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:06:04 PM »

Why is everybody so damn hung-up on being secretive about where they work (unless you work for the NSA, in which case you probably better not)? I figure as long as you're not sharing company secrets, what the fuck is the problem.

I work in a computer lab at LCC (Lexington Community College, now called BCTC) making 6.75/hr just for making sure college students don't burn the place down, steal all the monitors, etc. I also load the printer (

HP

, even though my pops worked for Lexmark/IBM for 30 years). I basically get paid to troll forums and be aware.

Rman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:07:49 PM »

I like to have some sense of anonymity online. I don't even a have pic for my facebook profile and I deleted my MySpace account.

T234 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »

My facebook ain't got a picture, because of my troll-like visage.

EDIT: Not saying that's why yours doesn't have a pic, but bloodwake can vouch for my ugliness.
EDIT 2: I also just realized how my first sentence reads. Sorry for any confusion.

Robo · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:16:46 PM »

I NEED SUM COFFEE

Eric P · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:16:59 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 17, 2008, 01:06:04 PM

Why is everybody so damn hung-up on being secretive about where they work (unless you work for the NSA, in which case you probably better not)?

because this forum isn't hidden from google bots and as such is findable through routine searches

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+site:www.evilbore.com+evilbore

T234 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:24:21 PM »

I guess some people are more sensitive than others. But I have guns and will travel so I don't worry about it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:32:13 PM »

no one at my work cares that i surf as long as my stuff is done on time

lordmaji · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 17, 2008, 12:20:30 PM

Come to work this morning and half the office is drunk already. Most of the people here don't have half the workload that I do and we have a deadline right around the corner. Being drunk can be fun, but being sober at 9am at work while everyone else is drunk is fucking annoying.

I've done nothing today so far.

...whatever. You make too much for what you do.

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j/k I feel ya, I'm up here while everyone else is dicking around (excluding Missy, shes starting calls)

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Oh shit, I feel that 5 hour energy drink now.

hyp · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:50:32 PM »

today has sucked so bad that i spent work hours making a banner for yearofps3.com

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:58:16 PM »

it's even worse when you do it from home

i was supposed to get my annual today but bossman got sick so now it's pushed back until tomorrow

hyp · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:59:06 PM »

working at home

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2008, 04:09:10 PM »

So I actually got ALL MY WORK DONE and didn't slack today...

Now I am going to slack. The newsletter I put together is done and so is everything else. Time for a smoke break and some preparations to slack for about two hours, getting paid just to hang around on Evilbore.

lordmaji · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:27:01 PM »

I've got a beer buzz, like most of this office now. So does FA I'm sure.

BUT! Unlike them. I will get some shit done before I jet.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:30:45 PM »

WHY ARE YOU ALL DRINKING SO EARLY?

lordmaji · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 17, 2008, 05:30:45 PM

WHY ARE YOU ALL DRINKING SO EARLY?

People were drunk here @ 8 this morning.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:31:57 PM »

NO WONDER YOUR STATE IS IN THE STATE (lol) IT'S IN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 17, 2008, 12:20:30 PM

Come to work this morning and half the office is drunk already. Most of the people here don't have half the workload that I do and we have a deadline right around the corner. Being drunk can be fun, but being sober at 9am at work while everyone else is drunk is fucking annoying.

I've done nothing today so far.

You work at Bear Stearns?

APF · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:56:25 PM »

I basically wrote three lines of code and looked at a couple of pages on our staging server today.

$$$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2008, 08:01:24 PM »

Quote from: APF on March 17, 2008, 07:56:25 PM

I basically wrote three lines of code and looked at a couple of pages on our staging server today.

$$$

I checked the mail and found $4000 in checks. Score!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2008, 08:41:33 PM »

It's 10am, I'm still tired from my trip last week and only getting 3-4 hours sleep a night and all I want to do is go home. I'll be lucky to do 20 minutes of work today.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:13:46 PM »

i got un-waitlisted from critical training at 6:30AM this morning. the training was at 9AM today. i'm not in the habit of checking my mail an hour-and-a-half before i arrive in office. :'(

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