Which Evilborean's future does this article describe best?

[TVC15]

http://tinyurl.com/374jjr

Feel free to post quotes.  Like this:

But overzealous frugality is certainly not the oddest thing about a man who once locked down the seat of his toilet for months to become incontinent.

[CurseoftheGods]

I voted for abrader.

[TVC15]

It gets better and better the more it goes on

He eventually divorced his wife of 11 years, was homeless, addicted to crack, and an alcoholic, struggling to find balance between his "adult baby" lifestyle and the normalcy he felt obligated to pursue.

[Powerslave]

topper syndrome..

hmm nice one

[TVC15]

"Before I knew it, I was spending every dime my parents gave me for allowance on bottles and diapers at the drugstore. When I became old enough to get a job, all of the money went to diapers and rubber pants. That's when it got out of control."

[Joe Molotov]

"I do enjoy pissing ignorant people off. I like to point out how stupid people can sometimes be"

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[TVC15]

It took Windsor more than seven months to retrain himself "to go" in his diapers, he says. He bought hypnosis tapes available online at dpf.com and other sites. "But the tapes aren't enough. You have to want it," he says.

[AdmiralViscen]

[Van Cruncheon]

can we add ichi to the options

[etiolate]

There was this disturbing Sam Keith comic that had one plotline involving a teenage girl with a lesbian crush and another involving some giant fat guy who liked acting like a baby and crapping in diapers, but had this hot Goth girlfriend who took care of him like a baby and I do not recall what it was named.

[Ichirou]

The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."

Jesus.

[Joe Molotov]

The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."

Jesus.

Is it really an "accident" if you do it on purpose? 

[brawndolicious]

The air in William Windsor's apartment has become stagnant, and he's got a fan blowing full blast in his living room to combat the early stages of summer. Unfortunately, he's also got a dirty diaper. The smell of adult feces festering in his shorts is nauseating.

"You'll have to excuse me," he says. "I had an accident about 10 minutes ago, and I didn't have time to change myself."

Jesus.

Is it really an "accident" if you do it on purpose? 

well it's not his fault just because he trained himself not to hold it!

[Candyflip]

Is it wrong to want to hurt people like this? I mean seriously. WTF

[T-Short]

It took Windsor more than seven months to retrain himself "to go" in his diapers, he says. He bought hypnosis tapes available online at dpf.com and other sites. "But the tapes aren't enough. You have to want it," he says.