This may very well be the most important topic you ever read...

[The Fake Shemp]

Does anyone else think that the various colored generic popsicles don't taste like any fruit in particular, but rather they taste like colors?

I realized that after someone asked me what the pink popsicle tasted like.  I was like, "It tastes like pink!" 

Also, all of them taste the same, no matter what brand.

This blew my mind.

[MrAngryFace]

Frostys are brown, brown must taste like Frosty, which means poop tastes like Frosty! Germans are on to something.

[brawndolicious]

They blow their wad on flavors that look that color in real life but have the perfect amount of sugar to sell to you.  Your sorry ass.

[The Fake Shemp]

Who is "they"?  Evil person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation popsicle makers with a dastardly conspiracy to enslave the entire world's population using generic popsicles?

[brawndolicious]

Who is "they"?  Evil person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation popsicle makers with a dastardly conspiracy to enslave the entire world's population using generic popsicles?

No, they don't get along with them.  They wanna take all of lebanon and leave them slaves but they already have mexican ninjas.

[Phoenix Dark]

Popsicles take like whatever you ate before licking them.

[heavy liquid]

Bomb Pops especially.  The blue tastes like blue, I'm not sure how else to to describe it.  White is like white, too.   Only red by having a hint cherry flavor tastes like something other than a color flavor for me.

[Shuri]

Do you realise the implications of your statement, Willco?  I don't think I can even consider going on with my life after reading this. My whole life has been a LIE

[Error Macro]

mmm, tastes like FD&C Red #40!

[TVC15]

Drinky sez he likes things that taste blue.

[brawndolicious]

Drinky sez he likes things that taste blue.

I don't get that.

[Van Cruncheon]

I fuckin' LOVE the taste of BLUE. When I was a wee tot, I used to get a BLUE SLURPEE -- yes, the freeze machine was labeled as the "BLUE" flavor -- and it would BLOW MY MIND.

I doubt I could eat it these days -- I'd probably go into some sugar toxic shock.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I fuckin' LOVE the taste of BLUE. When I was a wee tot, I used to get a BLUE SLURPEE -- yes, the freeze machine was labeled as the "BLUE" flavor -- and it would BLOW MY MIND.

I doubt I could eat it these days -- I'd probably go into some sugar toxic shock.

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[Cheebs]

The taste of blue>>> taste of all other colors.

[ToxicAdam]

I had this argument with my wife over the taste of M&M's and Sweettarts. She swears there is a difference in taste.

[Mondain]

think of the fountain diluted juices that you can get in fast-food restaurants along with Coke, Sprite and root beer, if popsicles taste like colors, just _what_ do they taste? Melted popsicles?

[BobbyRobby]

Yeah, blue juices or popsicles definitely have a specific taste that isn't like any fruit. 

[Cheebs]

I would argue that brown= frosty. I say anything labeled with rootbeer that isn't the drink rootbeer tastes like brown.