700 Club

[Saint Cornelius]

<--- 701 now, bieyaotchez

I know Cloudwalking doesn't like parody threads, but does she like self-congratulatory ones? We'll test the waters this way!

I just want to take this time to say that I've actually started to like this fucking place, even though Willco is part of the administration. I still do not care for that gentleman, no I do not.

It is much nicer to play with you folks - and by folks I'm especially keeping one eye on MAF and my other eye on Drinky Doug, and one of my eyes is magical so it don't matter where you two fuckers are - when people aren't getting banned left and right for just spouting off bullshit. So far the only people that I know that have gotten banned are Diablos and Catazits and really, that's a decision that anyone can get behind.

Finally, I would like to recede, for the most part, my comment about you guys being a bunch of self-satisfied pole smokers. I really only feel that way about Willco.

[Bacon]

Do you care for me?

[Van Cruncheon]

awwwwwwww 

i'd say let's fuck, but willco has set the bar high for the smoking of the pole

[Saint Cornelius]

Do you care for me?

I like knowing that my penis is slightly bigger than yours.

awwwwwwww 

i'd say let's fuck, but willco has set the bar high for the smoking of the pole

he's nigh intolerable. you would think getting some pum pum would've mellowed him out, but NO

[Phoenix Dark]

Kidnap Victim Syndrome:

Occurs when the kidnap victim begins to have feelings and become sympahetic to their kidnapper. This usually is caused by extreme stress built up, and the mind's attempts to rationalize it

[Saint Cornelius]

Isn't that Stockholm Syndrome? Identifying with the captor?

I might have to fucking kill someone if they're sharing stories.

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't think I'd enjoy Corny nearly as much if he actually liked me.  What he really wants is for me to apologize for the Halo thing that happened - what? - three years ago.

[Christopher]

Saint Corney is easily the highlight of this forum, I do my best to not get on his "bad" side ;p

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, he's been on a fuckin' tear around here.

[Saint Cornelius]

I don't think I'd enjoy Corny nearly as much if he actually liked me.  What he really wants is for me to apologize for the Halo thing that happened - what? - three years ago.

You were just such a dork that night, appealing for GAffers to think you're funny whilst dissing me and my homegirl, two non-Halo2 playing mofos

[The Fake Shemp]

Corny, let's not beat around the bush and dissect this incident anymore - do you want an apology or not?

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh gawd, you're posting a novel.

[Van Cruncheon]

this thread has sexy potential

[Phoenix Dark]

I do my best to not get on his "bad" side

I wish my coharts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one, you're no fun
Shut up!
Make me!

[Christopher]

what WAS in that Gatoraide bottle Drinky?

[Bacon]

Do you care for me?

I like knowing that my penis is slightly bigger than yours.

Prove it. 

[cloudwalking]

This thread is cloudwalking-approved

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't believe no one got my reference. You guys suck

[Van Cruncheon]

chris, our chubby racist pal zombz correctly divined it: lemon-lime gatorade and vodka. i think that was hayami's hotel room after the ZD party.

[tset]

This thread is cloudwalking-approved

[whiteACID]

<--- 701 now, bieyaotchez

I know Cloudwalking doesn't like parody threads, but does she like self-congratulatory ones? We'll test the waters this way!

I just want to take this time to say that I've actually started to like this fucking place, even though Willco is part of the administration. I still do not care for that gentleman, no I do not.

It is much nicer to play with you folks - and by folks I'm especially keeping one eye on MAF and my other eye on Drinky Doug, and one of my eyes is magical so it don't matter where you two fuckers are - when people aren't getting banned left and right for just spouting off bullshit. So far the only people that I know that have gotten banned are Diablos and Catazits and really, that's a decision that anyone can get behind.

Finally, I would like to recede, for the most part, my comment about you guys being a bunch of self-satisfied pole smokers. I really only feel that way about Willco.

What a pretentious douchebag.

[MrAngryFace]

HAY BUDDY IM A GOOD MOD U WANNA FIGHT I KNOW TAE KWON DO

Also I dont think Diablos got banned, he just left like TBS. Our ban list is CRAZY short

[Cyanista]

You should just apologize.  Sometimes you gotta take a chance on love.

[Saint Cornelius]

I did it all for love.

[Saint Cornelius]

Damn, Willco - it's too bad you can't make it to the meetup, Ms. Buttery Panda herself will probably be accompanying me up there

[The Fake Shemp]

Is that the Halo chick?

[Mupepe]

What did Diablows get banned for? 

And who is TBS?

[The Fake Shemp]

Diablos got a one day ban like, three weeks ago for throwing a hissy fit of bitch-like proportions.

[brawndolicious]

And who is TBS?

TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.

[Saint Cornelius]

Is that the Halo chick?

Indeed!

TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

That would be worth it!

[chuckbackus]

Gee, I almost came. 

[Mupepe]

And who is TBS?

TheBlackStallion.  He's still the only black guy that ever posted here.

Why did he stop posting?  Racial pressure?

Thats a good one Willco:

"It's more like 30 active members!"

or how about:

"Diablos insults this forum but won't leave, because its hard enough to find people who will talk to him as it is"

[brawndolicious]

Why did he stop posting?  Racial pressure?

He was getting bugged about likeing fat girls or something by Drinky Crow, went off on him, I think got banned and decided not to come back because he disliked the attitude of the forum.  This was like 5 months ago but I don't remember anybody debating his right to claim blackness.