Bill Clinton is coming to my alma mater

[xnikki118x]

I went to Coughlin High School. I'm sure there are pictures online somewhere if you really wanna see, but it's a nearly 100-year-old dingy building. I wonder why he's coming there instead of either of the two colleges within 4 blocks of Coughlin.

I'll probably go there tomorrow anyway. It's free and open to the public, and it's walking distance from my house.

[Ichirou]

Tell him how you hate the mexicans and ask him if Hillary'll make English the official language of the US of A. 

[Ichirou]

Ask him to smother his wife in her sleep.

Or at least tell him to give it to her up the pooper.

[drozmight]

if you go you'll end up sleeping with him

[Ichirou]

if you go you'll end up sleeping with him

Sleep with him nikki, and save some of his cum for genetic proof.  The scandal will derail Hillary's nomination.

Do it for America.

[xnikki118x]

Just remember that when doing anal he uses sheepskin condoms.

Oh my god, I used sheepskin condoms once. Naturalamb or something like that. They are the worst thing EVER. Do yourself a favor and never ever use them in your life.

[Ichirou]

Just remember that when doing anal he uses sheepskin condoms.

Oh my god, I used sheepskin condoms once. Naturalamb or something like that. They are the worst thing EVER. Do yourself a favor and never ever use them in your life.

nikki isn't a virgin?!

dreams and illusions shattered forever

[Candyflip]

Ask him if he ever misses Monica.

[xnikki118x]

nikki isn't a virgin?!

dreams and illusions shattered forever

Not a virgin, but not a whore, just somewhere in between.

Sorry about your dreams.

Ask him if he ever misses Monica.

Hahaha no.

Like I'll use a condom anyway. I'm going to name my 28 children evilbore and show up on Maury everytime.

[Ichirou]

nikki isn't a virgin?!

dreams and illusions shattered forever

Not a virgin, but not a whore, just somewhere in between.

Sorry about your dreams.

You're a regular Ashley Alexandra Dupre!!!!

[Tauntaun]

Like I'll use a condom anyway. I'm going to name my 28 children evilbore and show up on Maury everytime.

There's a mexican man right there! 

[demi]

nikki isn't a virgin?!

dreams and illusions shattered forever

Not a virgin, but not a whore, just somewhere in between.

Keep talking

[Human Snorenado]

Don't let him sex you!  Or, if you do, get documentation so you can derail his shrew of a wife's presidential campaign.

[Ichirou]

Don't let him sex you!  Or, if you do, get documentation so you can derail his shrew of a wife's presidential campaign.

That's what I said!  DNA evidence!  Let him cum on your dress, nikki.

[Phoenix Dark]

seems like a rather...off thing to say to a female

[Human Snorenado]

seems like a rather...off thing to say to a female

This is why you're still a virgin, Maurice.

[Phoenix Dark]

I dodged a bullet earlier today. Don't meet chicks from Craigslist