Author Topic: Me and a cute girl are looking at each other's OKCupid profiles AT THE SAME TIME (Read 3611 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** March 21, 2008, 02:34:26 PM »

Should I message her or should we continue creepily circling for the next few months?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:36:21 PM »

I kept putting off contacting this one BEAUTIFUL chick on Ok Cupid. After ignoring my page for weeks I came back, looked at her profile only to find out she's not single anymore. OMG

in short my answer is YES MESSAGE HER

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:38:27 PM »

no

don't message her

do nothing, paralyzed with fear of failure for the next few minutes until she moves on

then blog about how all your relationships are doomed to failure so why even try

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:43:51 PM »

she's looking because she's obviously not interested. what don't you get, you creepy bastard?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:50:48 PM »

we don't seem to be hitting it off too well. guess I'm too sick and insular to carry on a decent conversation right now

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:56:20 PM »

yes that's it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:57:25 PM »

wow dude if you can't talk to a chick online...smh.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:57:47 PM »

fuck you

also she looked at me first and then looked at me AGAIN after I looked at her, this whole fiasco is HER FAULT and I absolve myself of all responsibility. if she doesn't want to have boring conversations, she should become better at perceiving which men are likely to be good conversationalists and have the self-discipline to refrain from viewing the profiles of those who are not

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:58:47 PM »

i have faith in you!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2008, 03:11:07 PM »

epic fail. bleh.

Candyflip · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2008, 03:17:22 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 21, 2008, 02:50:48 PM

guess I'm too sick and insular

I wish I lived on an island. I remember when Cast Away came out and I was always thinking how great it would be to be Tom Hanks in that movie.

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on March 21, 2008, 03:17:22 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 21, 2008, 02:50:48 PM
guess I'm too sick and insular
I wish I lived on an island. I remember when Cast Away came out and I was always thinking how great it would be to be Tom Hanks in that movie.

i would need books

Candyflip · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:51:38 PM »

I would try to make the best sand castle ever.

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:31:19 PM »

I got an email back from this girl on OKCupid... who has like the best taste in music ever:

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music: i <3 trance, progressive house..paul van dyk, ferry corsten, atb, armin van buuren, rank1, thrillseekers, markus schulz, sander kleinenberg, chemical brothers, gabriel & dresden, way out west, and then i do like some other genres, prob closest to 'indie' whateveryou wanna call it..

I was just like OMG I must message this chick. She also mentions she likes Melee in her profile!!! She lives in the city though...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:54:59 PM »

I've been having sex with a chick that I met on OkCupid for a couple of weeks now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:10:05 AM »

RULE #1: PICS OR THREAD LOCK

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:15:20 AM »

I too want to see pics...of ParticleReality's mom.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:16:22 AM »

meh i'd rather see his nana

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:16:59 AM »

I'd rather see his mom's nanas, if you know what I mean

lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:22:16 AM »

Maybe I could. Poor white people are more apt to incest than anyone else

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:00:38 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on March 22, 2008, 12:49:44 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2008, 12:22:16 AM
Maybe I could. Poor white people are more apt to incest than anyone else

Oh thats real nice, incest jokes.

You do kind of go on a lot about your mom there Oedipus. Not to mention I recall a post about your wish to see your dad gone.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:09:27 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on March 21, 2008, 09:35:26 PM

Quote from: tiesto on March 21, 2008, 09:31:19 PM
I got an email back from this girl on OKCupid... who has like the best taste in music ever:

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music: i <3 trance, progressive house..paul van dyk, ferry corsten, atb, armin van buuren, rank1, thrillseekers, markus schulz, sander kleinenberg, chemical brothers, gabriel & dresden, way out west, and then i do like some other genres, prob closest to 'indie' whateveryou wanna call it..

I was just like OMG I must message this chick. She also mentions she likes Melee in her profile!!! She lives in the city though...

Is she good looking?

Yeah, she's pretty cute, wavy hair and looks kinda Italian. EDM doesn't have many female fans, but what we lack in quantity we definitely make up for in quality... you can find a surprising number of attractive girls at shows, doubly so if you're into Asian and Desi girls. Unfortunately it's so hard to talk to them b/c the music at the shows is so loud!!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:22:15 AM »

Maybe I should look into this...

*plays COD4 instead*

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:09:32 AM »

How do you know the "fake shit" is from Russia unless you were actually looking for incest videos?

Dude, I think it's ~~disgusting~~ totally awesome that you want to sleep with your mom! According to this thread, several other people do as well. Maybe you could do a 'bore meet-up to fingercuff your mother.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:15:19 AM »

We could have PD seduce her with his black magic, have her put on a blind fold, then let you walk into the room. This works. I saw it in a real Russian porn.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:28:08 AM »

Why does incest piss you off and not just gross you out? Does it piss you off because you cannot make reconciliation with the fact that you want to partake in it? A sort of self-hatred?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:33:05 AM »

Are you guys going to keep this thread around forever to remind me of my gross inadequacy?

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:34:33 AM »

Shut up, you look like Jared Leto. It should be easy for you to get laid.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:36:29 AM »

I have shitty skin that's not apparent in the pics I've posted due to favorable lighting and their having been taken a year ago. Besides, isn't Jared Leto pretty passe by now?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2008, 02:40:22 AM »

I too have shitty skin.

I feel your pain.

warcock · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2008, 04:50:37 AM »

Blah fuck facebook.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2008, 11:36:31 PM »

Does WAXF have Zone of Control or anything of the sort? If not, I'm not sure if hex-based maps are a good idea, as they make it harder to restrict movement.

bluemax · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2008, 11:55:41 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2008, 02:36:29 AM

I have shitty skin that's not apparent in the pics I've posted due to favorable lighting and their having been taken a year ago. Besides, isn't Jared Leto pretty passe by now?

I saw a chick on CL like last year or so that wanted to bone a dude who looked like him.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2008, 03:44:24 AM »

oh shit, it's happening again. must not get hopes up this time

what is CL?

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2008, 03:52:45 AM »

Cock Lovers.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:42:41 AM »

Have you ever known someone your whole life and you really cared for her, and she said cared for you too, and every time you sent her a message either on the phone or email or even on myspace, she didn't answer it? i think the next time i see her I may punch her in the mouth.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2008, 05:17:32 AM »

Are we talking about Felicia here? She's a Jesus freak, dude, she's never going to want to get with a Muslim.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2008, 06:11:34 AM »

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oh shit, it's happening again. must not get hopes up this time

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2008, 01:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 23, 2008, 04:42:41 AM

Have you ever known someone your whole life and you really cared for her, and she said cared for you too, and every time you sent her a message either on the phone or email or even on myspace, she didn't answer it? i think the next time i see her I may punch her in the mouth.

last email from Rachel, after sending an email asking why she didn't respond to the last two,

"...Everything is fine dear, don't worry. I was just enjoying the leisure of sitting back and reading without having to work out a response..."

sigh. :'( I feel your pain.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2008, 08:55:22 PM »

Did you send her 3 e-mails on the same night? $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 23, 2008, 08:55:22 PM

Did you send her 3 e-mails on the same night? $:-\$

Me? no they were spaced out over two weeks. She always does this though. $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:05:44 PM »

Wow, over two weeks and no reply? Dump that bitch, dude. Block her on AIM and MSN and block her e-mail too. Don't even e-mail her telling her why. Just "Arrivederci, puta!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:07:15 PM »

she's not mine to dump. :'( :'( :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:09:00 PM »

Just block her, then, and forget about her. I'll send you some hot azn porn.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:13:29 PM »

As nice as a bandage asian porn makes, I don't think it would cover her.

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:18:56 PM »

She's evil, dude.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:28:22 PM »

I know.

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Author Topic: Me and a cute girl are looking at each other's OKCupid profiles AT THE SAME TIME (Read 3611 times)