Author Topic: Every damn night I can hear these people having sex (Read 1600 times)

Candyflip · « **on:** March 24, 2008, 02:49:41 AM »

The people above me are making sounds that aren't even natural. Well, the girl anyway. She sounds like she's being sodomized with a rolling pin. The first few times I heard it I thought it was a dying cat with a really fucked up meow. It took me a while to realize that it was actually the gross lady that lives upstairs. She seriously sounds like she's in pain, I've never heard anything like this

OWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Before these tenants there was a younger couple who had a habit of doing it with their window open. You could hear that girl too, and sometimes you'd even be fortunate enough hear the bed squeaking. It's okay though because she was a hotty

I love apartments.

Raban · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2008, 02:52:47 AM »

Bust down their door while they're doing it and go "THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK CAN HEAR YOU. KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO SCREAM." and then just run away. Do it naked for added effect.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2008, 02:58:14 AM »

Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 02:52:47 AM

Bust down their door while they're doing it and go "THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK CAN HEAR YOU. KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO SCREAM." and then just run away. Do it naked for added effect.

That's not a realistic solution. At all.

Candyflip · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:00:53 AM »

Drunk-stoned frat guy neighbor just walked by and let out an audible "the fuck?"

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:11:15 AM »

sounds like she's japanese

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:28:13 AM »

Just masturbate with your window open and yell "I LOVE MASTURBATING" and do a bunch of moaning n shit

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:36:07 AM »

i won't lie - i'd beat off during that

real talk

Raban · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:01:00 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:58:14 AM

Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 02:52:47 AM
Bust down their door while they're doing it and go "THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK CAN HEAR YOU. KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO SCREAM." and then just run away. Do it naked for added effect.

That's not a realistic solution. At all.

Where do YOU live? Shit like that happens all the time where I live.

This one time when I was 9, a guy broke into my house and he didn't steal anything, he just busted a nut on our TV and left.

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:14:55 AM »

That was me.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:33:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 04:14:55 AM

That was me.

I knew someone was going to say that, I just knew it.

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:36:50 AM »

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2008, 08:03:13 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2008, 03:11:15 AM

sounds like she's japanese

You've been watching too many pornos. THANK FUCKING (deity of your choice here) it's not like that in real life. At least, not in my experience...

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2008, 08:27:25 AM »

years ago my roommate had a very vocal girlfriend.

once i was trying to sleep but couldn't with all the sex noises

the next day i informed them that i thought our house was haunted because i kept hearing this moaning all night.

she turned bright red and i never had that issue again

lordmaji · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:24:32 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 24, 2008, 08:27:25 AM

years ago my roommate had a very vocal girlfriend.

once i was trying to sleep but couldn't with all the sex noises

the next day i informed them that i thought our house was haunted because i kept hearing this moaning all night.

she turned bright red and i never had that issue again

that's awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2008, 11:55:32 AM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 24, 2008, 03:28:13 AM

Just masturbate with your window open and yell "I LOVE MASTURBATING" and do a bunch of moaning n shit

wtf

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2008, 12:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 04:01:00 AM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:58:14 AM
Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 02:52:47 AM
Bust down their door while they're doing it and go "THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK CAN HEAR YOU. KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO SCREAM." and then just run away. Do it naked for added effect.

That's not a realistic solution. At all.

Where do YOU live? Shit like that happens all the time where I live.

This one time when I was 9, a guy broke into my house and he didn't steal anything, he just busted a nut on our TV and left.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2008, 12:48:27 PM »

i hear little kids running around upstairs all night. assholes

Candyflip · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2008, 12:58:16 PM »

They are both very white. I wish I could record the sound somehow. It's not even possible to adequately describe how ridiculous it sounds.

Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 04:01:00 AM

Where do YOU live? Shit like that happens all the time where I live.

This one time when I was 9, a guy broke into my house and he didn't steal anything, he just busted a nut on our TV and left.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2008, 01:35:45 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on March 24, 2008, 08:03:13 AM

Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2008, 03:11:15 AM
sounds like she's japanese

You've been watching too many pornos. THANK FUCKING (deity of your choice here) it's not like that in real life. At least, not in my experience...

what about a deity?

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2008, 01:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 04:01:00 AM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 02:58:14 AM
Quote from: Raban on March 24, 2008, 02:52:47 AM
Bust down their door while they're doing it and go "THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK CAN HEAR YOU. KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO SCREAM." and then just run away. Do it naked for added effect.

That's not a realistic solution. At all.

Where do YOU live? Shit like that happens all the time where I live.

This one time when I was 9, a guy broke into my house and he didn't steal anything, he just busted a nut on our TV and left.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on March 24, 2008, 12:58:16 PM

They are both very white. I wish I could record the sound somehow. It's not even possible to adequately describe how ridiculous it sounds.

We are grateful that you don't.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

PM me the .wav file though seriously.

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Fragamemnon · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2008, 05:37:09 PM »

Record it to your computer, splice in some animal noises from large animal mating rituals, fire it back at full blast next time they do it.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2008, 06:01:21 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on March 24, 2008, 05:37:09 PM

Record it to your computer, splice in some animal noises from large animal mating rituals, fire it back at full blast next time they do it.

HotByCold · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:02:53 PM »

That sounds horrible, maybe you should call the police?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:03:56 PM »

My girlfriend makes a bunch of noise when we have sex. I am a little bashful about all the noise but she likes make the walls shake etc...

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:50:49 PM »

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Author Topic: Every damn night I can hear these people having sex (Read 1600 times)