Author Topic: Holy shit someone stinks (Read 1454 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** March 24, 2008, 03:19:43 PM »

I'm in the library computer lab, surrounded by a bunch of people and damn, someone stinks. But the twist is that I don't know if it's me. Due to my own insecurities I don't want to walk all the way to the bathroom and check myself - I don't remember if I put deodorant on; I was in a rush to get to class and might have forgotten. I don't think it's me though, and I have a couple ideas

1. Fat dude to my left. He's wearing a short sleeve shirt and grey sweat pants, typical garb of smelly people. Also, he keeps raising his hand for the desk clerk to come help him figure out some easy task ("so if I don't want to use Internet Explorer can I download Firefox? Oh, it's already on the computer, where? Oh, on the desktop, uhh ah there it is. Well can I delete Internet Explorer then, just in case?")

2. There's an Indian woman to my left. If you've ever had an Indian teacher who didn't wear deodorant you know what I'm talking about. But it might not be her. She's wearing a nice red top with granny jeans covering her shapeless legs and hips. Thick glasses are sitting over dark, sleepless eyes.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:21:04 PM »

just lean your head down and breathe in deep through your nose to find out if it's you. i say the fat guy. fat people usually smell horrible

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »

Fat guy.

Also I always think the stench is me too, even when I know it's not me. Insecurity for the lose.

lordmaji · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:25:39 PM »

Sorry, my bad.

FatalT · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:26:13 PM »

It's the emo dude looking over your shoulder. Swat him away!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:27:30 PM »

No, I have it on good account Cheebs smells like posies.

Rman · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:28:20 PM »

smh @ adults with poor hygiene.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:33:49 PM »

Ok, seems like it's the fat guy. He just got up to print something, and in the process walked past me; I got a whiff of shit, sweat, and more shit. I'm talking the smell you might whiff while on the toilet after dropping a log. Do people not know how to wipe themselves? omg

The bad news: the Indian chick looked right at me after the fat guy walked by. She thinks it's me :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:36:05 PM »

Tell her it's not you. Also ask her how much wine she can drink before getting drunk and before she answers say you can drink 3. "Three wines" Those words.

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2008, 03:33:49 PM

The bad news: the Indian chick looked right at me after the fat guy walked by. She thinks it's me :'(

she probably read what you wrote about her

Rman · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:37:17 PM »

The type of smell you describe itself isn't just due to bad toilet hygiene. He probably hasn't showered in a bit.

FatalT · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:38:38 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2008, 03:36:05 PM

Tell her it's not you. Also ask her how much wine she can drink before getting drunk and before she answers say you can drink 3. "Three wines" Those words.

Three McDonald's cups full of wine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:40:31 PM »

Well the Indian girl left in disgust, and now there's an older woman sitting in her seat. She smells like...an old woman. Perfume and kitchen cleaners are now filling my nose. The fat guy just sat back down though.

He's breathing so fucking loud

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:41:24 PM »

Fat people are gross.

Raban · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2008, 03:41:24 PM

Fat people are gross.

Fuck you.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2008, 03:40:31 PM

Well the Indian girl left in disgust, and now there's an older woman sitting in her seat. She smells like...an old woman. Perfume and kitchen cleaners are now filling my nose. The fat guy just sat back down though.

He's breathing so fucking loud

Tell him to go lose some weight and you should have totally slaughtered a cow and ate its heart right in front of the indian lady. :puch

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:19:01 PM »

Since when does deodorant make you smell good? I never use that shit. Just shower assholes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:23:41 PM »

Someone is complaining about the smell. This could get interesting

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:34:21 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 04:19:01 PM

Since when does deodorant make you smell good? I never use that shit. Just shower assholes.

Dude a good anti-persperant/deodorant are necessary.

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:41:20 PM »

One-two sprays of perfume is sufficient after a shower.

FatalT · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 24, 2008, 04:41:20 PM

One-two sprays of perfume is sufficient after a shower.

Perfume or cologne?

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:56:54 PM »

What's the difference between those two?

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:59:16 PM »

Whatever, perfume has a genderless meaning here.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2008, 05:02:37 PM »

it's the indian chick, indians by default are retched

FatalT · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:37:03 PM »

LOL POWERSLAVE WEARS PERFUME! hahahaha

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:56:09 PM »

lordmaji · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2008, 01:50:44 PM »

Hey PD, I have a present for you! It's a rough mix though. Not quite finished. I think Mupepe is going to get in on this too. lol

But If you want to hear the rough mix of "Pimpen Comes Easy" hit me up on AIM in a bit man.

HotByCold · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:06:18 PM »

When something stinks you can either be constantly plagued by it by holding your nose and taking small sips of air or you can just take one, deep breath through your nose thus forcing it and your brain to get accustomed to the smell.

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Author Topic: Holy shit someone stinks (Read 1454 times)