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Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« on: March 24, 2008, 07:40:17 PM »


http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/index.html

"Zombie Strippers is an upcoming 2008 comedy horror film, written and directed by Jay Lee, starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz and distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. It is based on the French existential Theatre of the Absurd play Rhinoceros by Eugene Ionesco."

Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund's character is even named "Ian Essko."

Zombies + Porn + French Theater of the Absurd = Evilbore perfection!
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 07:40:58 PM »
when the fuck does this come out
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 07:41:48 PM »
DAY ONE!
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 07:42:08 PM »
Tito Ortiz? The UFC guy? :lol
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 07:45:07 PM »
omg

that's kind of fucking brilliant


the play for those not in the know

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SYNOPSIS

    Berenger - an average citizen in a nameless French city - is not interested in the fact that rhinoceros are on the loose. This causes him to quarrel with his friend Jean and his attractive secretary Daisy outside a grocer's shop. The argument continues with many local joining in - these include the grocer and his wife, a waitress and a housewife, a cafe owner, an old gentleman, a waitress and a logician. The group try to reason the events that are happening around them. The results are understandably chaotic.

    In the local government office where Berenger works he witnesses that the staff are gradually turning into rhinoceros.

    Eventually Berenger finds out that Daisy and he are the only human beings left. To his surprise Daisy then too turns into a rhinoceros. Berenger concludes he will then fight against all the rhinoceros...
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 07:46:00 PM »
yeah, it's a metaphor for people's willingness to subscribe to Facism, Communism, etc.

I hope that this film features a main character trapped in a world where everyone except her is turning into zombie strippers

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Rhinoceros (French original title Rhinocéros) is a play by Eugène Ionesco, written in 1959. The play belongs to the school of drama known as the Theatre of the Absurd. Over the course of three acts, the inhabitants of a small, provincial French town turn into rhinoceroses; ultimately the only human who does not succumb to this mass metamorphosis is the central character, Bérenger, a flustered everyman figure who is often criticized throughout the play for his drinking and tardiness. The play is often read as a response to the sudden upsurge of Communism, Fascism and Nazism during the events preceding World War II, and explores the themes of conformity, culture, philosophy, and morality.
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 07:47:13 PM »
that's what i'm thinking

that's damn inspired

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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 07:47:51 PM »
I found out about this movie because a friend of a friend has a costuming credit

we are SO field tripping up to Landmark LA to see it
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 10:13:03 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 10:37:52 PM »
Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 10:13:03 PM
Zombie Strippers might be the Official Movie for Evilbore's dumbass population, but for the rest of us socially conscious folks, it's this:

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pish posh

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 10:41:40 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 10:44:17 PM »
jenna doesn't look bad in that poster  :o
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 10:46:09 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 10:49:14 PM »
stop ruining my dreams  :(

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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 10:50:47 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 10:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 10:41:40 PM
I'll see that and raise you

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I've seen Andreas Schnaas' remake of that called Anthropophagus 2000.
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 10:52:19 PM »
She had CANCER FFS
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 10:53:14 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2008, 10:57:19 PM »
Both are on Cinemageddon.
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 10:58:25 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 11:00:13 PM »
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I don't know what this Cinemageddon you speak of is.

www.cinemageddon.org

:bow Cult movie torrents :bow2
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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 11:00:39 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 11:24:32 PM »
At first when I read that poster, I thought it said "They dance for pee". That would put a whole new spin on it!
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« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 11:38:34 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 11:39:40 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2008, 11:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 11:39:40 PM
...you win.

:puke

it's the touching story of a woman in love with two men

one of them, unfortunately, is dead
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2008, 11:40:54 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 24, 2008, 07:40:17 PM
starring Tito Ortiz
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LOL
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2008, 11:42:56 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2008, 11:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 11:42:56 PM
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Quote from: Ichi on March 24, 2008, 11:39:40 PM
...you win.

:puke

it's the touching story of a woman in love with two men

one of them, unfortunately, is dead

I can see that. :lol

that cover, however is total crap
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« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2008, 11:45:21 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2008, 11:48:10 PM »
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2008, 01:27:11 AM »
Isn't Tito Ortiz Jenna's boyfriend?
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« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2008, 03:56:25 AM »
Quote from: chiller on March 25, 2008, 01:27:11 AM
Isn't Tito Ortiz Jenna's boyfriend?

yes. she is also his manager.
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« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2008, 10:51:48 PM »
lol

takes place in sartre nebraska  (pronounced sar-tree)
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« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2008, 11:00:40 PM »
Lame.  Jenna is worn out even for a pornchick. 

It's not too long before she looks like this.

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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2008, 12:15:16 AM »
Why is this being released in theaters, and by Sony no less? This screams Direct-to-Video, and to be released by Full Moon. Why does Quentin Tarantino make people distinguished mentally-challenged?
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2008, 12:17:32 AM »
Why did my pic get removed?  It wasn't even NSFW. 
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2008, 08:55:19 AM »
maybe the host pulled it?
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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2008, 03:35:36 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 24, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
yeah, it's a metaphor for people's willingness to subscribe to Facism, Communism, etc.

Sounds like evilbore.
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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2008, 03:37:14 PM »
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 07, 2008, 03:35:36 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 24, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
yeah, it's a metaphor for people's willingness to subscribe to Facism, Communism, etc.

Sounds like evilbore.

so we support both facism and communism?

well i drink both pepsi products and coke products so i guess it's possible to support two radically different ideologies at once
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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2008, 03:40:47 PM »
wow. Zombie Strippers:

This reminds me of that Andre the Butcher film, staring none other than the brilliant Ron Jeremy as a slasher villain.
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2008, 03:42:23 PM »
I thought the first Necromantik was better than the sequel, although I needed to fast forward through the bizarre animal skinning scenes.  But the second one does have an amazing conclusion.
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« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2008, 07:42:14 PM »
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/zombie_strippers

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As one stripper after another gets the bug, Zombie Strippers turns into a slicker version of Ed Wood's long-forgotten Orgy Of The Dead, which basically featured one "undead" babe after another stripping joylessly in front of a campfire. The bodies are tighter and more synthetic here, but most of the second act consists of pole-dancing routines enhanced by creature-feature makeup and the occasional offhand reference to Nietzsche. Currently stopping by theaters briefly en route to DVD, the film tries to position Jameson as the next Linnea Quigley, the B-movie queen behind such enduring titles as Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Be careful what you wish for…
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Re: Zombie Strippers is the new Official Movie of Evilbore
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2008, 07:52:31 PM »
yeah i read that

oh well
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