'Bore 80s Retro Tiger Beat Meet-Up: Willco, CrystalGemini and Cohen meet COREY!!

[The Fake Shemp]

So I got tickets for myself, CrystalGemini, Genghis Cohen and his wife for the midnight screening of The Goonies with Corey Feldman.  That's when I learned from the humorous usher, who was working on CrystalGemini something fierce, the following:

- His playmate wife will be attendance - I hear she's hot, no?
- All tickets will be autographed, but photographs are still up in the air!
- He will be doing a "surprise event" that neither his agent or theatre management know about and it will take approximately 15 to 30 minutes (my money is that'll he promote The Lost Boys 2).
- As of this night, only eight tickets were left.
- As a result, we got nosebleed seats, but we'll be far enough back to make fun of Corey without PETA insurgents taking us out back and sodomizing us.

[drozmight]

What was the suprise event? Did the usher reveal to everyone he is the banker in deal or no deal?

[The Fake Shemp]

We'll find out on Friday - that's when the meeting and the screening occur.  The usher was a nice guy, even if he was laying it on a little thick with CrystalGemini.

[Vizzys]

What was the suprise event? Did the usher reveal to everyone he is the banker in deal or no deal?

i still wonder who that is

[Ichirou]

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[Tauntaun]

You should give him the midnight meat train. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow, any dude that hits on a chick who's obviously with another guy (friend or boyfriend) is bad news. Seems like you ignored him, which probably pissed him off a bit

[The Fake Shemp]

Actually, I spoke to the guy a bit, but he was obviously not interested in me (CrystalGemini is a big girl - she can take care of herself).

The dude was a dead ringer for Hal Sparks:



Either they were separated at birth or times are tough for Mr. Sparks.

[The Fake Shemp]

The surprise event is probably a musical performance.  Corey Feldman has his own band and he's released a few CDs, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does some acoustic number or something.

I hope not.

[Mupepe]

Wow, any dude that hits on a chick who's obviously with another guy (friend or boyfriend) is bad news. Seems like you ignored him, which probably pissed him off a bit

hey screw you!  i hit on lots of chicks with boyfriends right in front of them.

[The Fake Shemp]

Mupepe is bad news.

[Mupepe]

[Ichirou]

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[The Fake Shemp]

If he does - me, CrystalGemin and Hal Sparks: Professional Theatre Usher are going to boo so hard that his PETA insurgents will hear it!

[Tauntaun]

If he does - me, CrystalGemin and Hal Sparks: Professional Theatre Usher are going to boo so hard that his PETA insurgents will hear it!

Just remember your bulletproof vest and a sawed off shotgun.  Also have CG film the ensuing fight for youtube. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Is that a pika in your avatar, Tauntaun?

[Tauntaun]

Is that a pika in your avatar, Tauntaun?

Idk I just image googled "cute animals" and that was one of the ones on the first page.


Edit: Did a pika image search, looks like it probably is.