I went in to the doctor this morning to pick up my meds and suffered immediate dizziness, chills, and hyperventilation. I got rushed to Urgent Care where they poked me full of holes, took some blood samples, stuck an IV in me, took an EKG and a cat scan and awhole bunch of other tests. Apparently, I have a small Pulmonary Embolism in my lungs, which isn't fatal or SUPER scary, but is still awkward and SOMEWHAT scary. I was given a ton of drugs (including some I have to inject myself with, druggie style) and have follow-up appointments almost every day this week.
I was also strictly forbidden from going into work until next Monday. Since I've been out of the office for 10 days already, this threatens to put me in "totally out of it" status.