A white man, a black man, and a polish man are working construction on the top of an office building and they sit down for lunch.
The white guy opens his lunch: Ham and Cheese!! My wife makes me ham and cheese everyday. If I have to eat this shit tomorrow I'm jumping off of this roof!
The Black guy opens his lunch: Tuna! If I have to eat Tuna tomorrow, I'm jumping off of this roof too!
The Polish guy opens his lunch: Peanut butter and jelly! If I have to eat this tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself by jumping off of this roof with you guys.
The next day comes and they all open their lunches to find the same exact sandwiches. They write suicide notes and they all jump off of the building to their death.
At the funeral the wives of the construction workers discuss the situation:
White man's wife: If he would have just told me how unhappy he was I would have made a different sandwich.
Black man's wife: I know, I wish he would have told me.
Polish man's wife: I don't understand, my husband makes his own lunch.