REAL TALK: the man has made more progress this year than any former/current member of the Virgin Squad. He's not the best looking dude ever but he fits the description of a certain demographic, and there SHOULD be tons of hot Starbucks chicks waiting to wet his loins.
FACT: Nerdy girl has the right to her WRONG opinion on Bloodwake, but she doesn't have the right to play with him like a cat plays with a mouse. As MLK said, I am a man and you need to recognize lest I blow shit up.
REGRET: Too bad I don't live in Kentucky. I'd join his film club and we'd get laid together
