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Himu

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Official EB GTAIV news thread
« on: March 27, 2008, 07:23:52 PM »
HOLY FUCK AT THE FINAL TRAILER

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32308.html
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 07:33:45 PM »
aweeeesome.

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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 07:36:30 PM »
man the gameplay they've shown so far is right on point.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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heeehaWWWW


seriously though show the gameplay.

Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 07:38:15 PM »
man the gameplay they've shown so far is right on point.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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heeehaWWWW


seriously though show the gameplay.

Don't bother. He's a nub.

GAME OF THE YEAR
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 07:48:29 PM »
uh, why did you finish all of them if you hate them

the multiplayer features in this one sound kind of neat
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 07:50:19 PM »
is that a job requirement
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 07:53:17 PM »
holy shit. one of the job requirements is to beat GTA? sign me up for that shit.

are you a reviewer? or do you work on a GTA-clone where your job duty is to steal stuff from GTA

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 07:55:00 PM »
are you going to get informed about gtaiv
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 07:58:28 PM »
wouldn't just playing an hour or so give you the gist of it (game mechanics, art style, etc)

it's not like a bad game is suddenly going to get so much better in the last hour or so and become a great game
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 07:59:57 PM »
is it me or does the game look worse with each trailer they release? not that it looks bad or anything, but i remember being more impressed with the previous trailers--especially the second one. i like the trailer, though, including the song. and that shootout in the subway is going to be so awesome.
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Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 08:00:09 PM »


holy fuck
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Powerslave

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 08:01:22 PM »
Wow at the gun sound effects. Did they just re-use the ones from the older GTA's? ::)



btw, nice job Cohen and Eel on the avatars. Now I will never distinguish you two from eachother.

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 08:01:54 PM »
i'm halfway interested in the multiplayer, and there's absolute dick for games on the horizon, so i might check it out

at least the soundtracks are always pretty good

i'm getting ready to change my avatar
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Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2008, 08:03:49 PM »
powerslave: GTAIV's guns sound MUCH better than SA's which were AWFUL
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Powerslave

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2008, 08:05:17 PM »
The quality may be higher but I'm hearing the same shotgun sound as the ones in 3, VC and SA.

Powerslave

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2008, 08:06:47 PM »
And am I the only one who got tired of the way GTA presents itself every time? They really need to change to formula of the trailers. It's always the same thing and looking at that last trailer, I really wasn't impressed with anything because I was too busy being annoyed.

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2008, 08:11:33 PM »
that photo looks really bad.
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2008, 08:15:14 PM »


fuck the haters

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2008, 08:18:55 PM »
I don't think it looks bad for what it's doing, it just doesn't stand out in any way

can't wait to tune into WKUNT, the radio station with militant lesbian deejays
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Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2008, 08:29:59 PM »




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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2008, 11:12:27 PM »
OMG FUCK YES
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2008, 11:16:34 PM »


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I like these.  but the game looks like trash in stills and I still hate the jokey atmosphere.  seems like they take it that way because they're incapable of writing anything, so if it comes off bad, hey baby, it was just intentional, you know.

Powerslave

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2008, 11:32:20 PM »
It's fucking annoying. I was expecting a serious and badass storyline/atmosphere with the jokes still intact on the radio and the world (banners etc). But it's once again a complete clown-ride with shitty voice acting and stupid one-liners all over the script.

Raban

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2008, 12:19:44 AM »
it looks sooo good

And PowerSlave  :lol :lol :lol @ wanting a serious story. GTA has been cheesy humor since the beginning, dawg

Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2008, 12:21:21 AM »
It's fucking annoying. I was expecting a serious and badass storyline/atmosphere with the jokes still intact on the radio and the world (banners etc). But it's once again a complete clown-ride with shitty voice acting and stupid one-liners all over the script.

uhhh they're trailers
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2008, 12:23:43 AM »
I'll probably be there day one.
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2008, 12:34:01 AM »
uhh I know GTA has been cheesy humor since day one, that's why I hoped for a change for once.

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2008, 12:36:44 AM »
I'm with the GTA4 squad.  fuckin :bow.

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2008, 12:39:44 AM »
 ::)
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Raban

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2008, 12:43:56 AM »
uhh I know GTA has been cheesy humor since day one, that's why I hoped for a change for once.

Not gonna happen, dawg, that's what makes the games good

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2008, 01:07:23 AM »
the humor is what makes the GTA games gud?  you can't be serious.

Raban

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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2008, 01:08:20 AM »
the humor is what makes the GTA games gud?  you can't be serious.

Well what if I am? Certainly ain't the goddamn gameplay that's so mindblowingly original, and sandbox gets done in everything now. The writing in the GTA games is lololol.

learn 2 laff preez

Himu

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« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2008, 01:13:34 AM »
the humor is what makes the GTA games gud?  you can't be serious.

Well what if I am? Certainly ain't the goddamn gameplay that's so mindblowingly original, and sandbox gets done in everything now. The writing in the GTA games is lololol.

learn 2 laff preez

the part in SA when Smoke orders everything on the menu or whatever and eats everyone's food while they're ambushed by the ballas :rofl
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Raban

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2008, 01:14:01 AM »
the humor is what makes the GTA games gud?  you can't be serious.

Well what if I am? Certainly ain't the goddamn gameplay that's so mindblowingly original, and sandbox gets done in everything now. The writing in the GTA games is lololol.

learn 2 laff preez

the part in SA when Smoke orders everything on the menu or whatever and eats everyone's food while they're ambushed by the ballas :rofl

 :lol I love it

the shit he says while he does it is even funnier

:rofl

[CJ and Woozie are playing Blackjack]
Woozie: Hit me.
Carl Johnson: Are you sure, man?
Woozie: Yeah. I'm going for a 5 card hand, come on.
[CJ gives Woozie another card]
Carl Johnson: I'm gonna stick. What you got?
Woozie: How would I know? you tell me.
Carl Johnson: Not good. You got, uh, 47.
Woozie: Damn. You're bad luck for me. You know, when I play the other guys, I always win!
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Powerslave

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2008, 01:14:08 AM »
they can at least bring the quality of the cutscenes up a little bit.


You can damn right expect another one of these scenarios:



unfunny stereotype black: YO Dawg we gotsa hurry up they coming!
Nicko: It's eh okayh, I'll be theire in ey miynute.
unfunny stereotype black: OOOHH SHIT SON THEY'RE HERE MOVE OUT I SHOULD'VE NEVER LEFT <insert hometown> MOTHERFUGAH
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2008, 08:17:25 PM »
This Is Vegas beat them to it, PR.
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2008, 11:13:58 AM »
Goddamn is the framerate ever shitty.

surely you aren't surprised by this?
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2008, 11:26:15 AM »
the humor is what makes the GTA games gud?  you can't be serious.

Well it certainly helps.  Saints Row had better gameplay than GTA but it was way too freakin' wiggerish and humor was so bad that it actually had me scrambling to hit the mute button.  Really made me appreciate GTA's style.
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« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2008, 11:30:33 AM »
to be honest, no trolling, i think a lot of people just don't realize that like in 90% of the other games, if Rockstar tried to make it serious, it would come off cheesy and really bad anyways.  So they go with the flow.  I hate it still.  But that's Real Talk.

Raban

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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2008, 01:01:34 PM »
Goddamn is the framerate ever shitty.

Where? Not being an ass, but where in that trailer is the framerate total ass? It looks like it maintains a steady pace and fluctuates every once and then, but there wasn't a part where there was slowdown for more than half a second :-\

Himu

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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2008, 03:38:32 PM »
i'm going on media black out
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2008, 05:12:47 PM »
that trailer is so fucking ugly. is it a wii game or something
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2008, 05:47:13 PM »
game has been downgraded a bit

still looks cool
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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2008, 07:15:35 PM »
that trailer is so fucking ugly. is it a wii game or something

An awesome Wii game.
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Re: Official EB GTAIV news thread
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2008, 02:11:51 AM »
GTA scans here (I'm not rehosting this shit, Imageshack eats shit):
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=321786
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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2008, 02:20:06 AM »
thanks PD