Author Topic: has your life gotten stuck and stagnant due to circular dependencies? (Read 2205 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** March 28, 2008, 04:19:22 AM »

and how do you get out from this sort of thing and what am I doing here I'm just wasting time but if I do do something I don't see how it will work because in order to do it properly I have to do something else but in order to do that I have to do this and agggh and things just keep deteriorating

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:22:18 AM »

I've become pretty attached to needing to wipe after pooping, and needing to get off the toilet to flush the shit down the toilet.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:26:01 AM »

SOMEBODY FIND MY GODDAMN CELL PHONE SO I CAN FINALLY LEAVE MY PARENTS' HOUSE AND GO BACK TO PORTLAND, I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR OVER THREE MONTHS NOW

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:27:50 AM »

that complaint would be cuter if delivered from a character penned by david e kelley

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:27:58 AM »

You cell phone is the key to leaving your parents' house?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:29:23 AM »

Rec lives in an Resident Evil game.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:30:58 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:33:06 AM »

Pretty much everything else is accounted for except for a $15 number theory book, which I hate to lose but I could probably just buy another one at Powell's Technical. The phone is more vexing because of the SIM card data and stuff. Actually, come to think of it tracking down all the clothes I packed is going to be a pain too, as is packing in general. ugh I should just curl up in bed and never get out again

I only meant to spend a couple weeks here and it's been over three months!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:35:16 AM »

If you think packing clothes is hard just wait till youre stuck in a house with a strapping don juan and zombies outside waiting to eat yer brains.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:38:51 AM »

I hate my life

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:41:30 AM »

That doesn't actually answer the question. Let's keep this thread on-topic!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:42:01 AM »

This thread is getting emo.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:43:38 AM »

Yeah, it's awful. Stop emo-ing up my thread, people!

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:44:05 AM »

I hate my life

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:44:33 AM »

getting emo?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:52:54 AM »

I can't sleep and I don't want anything anymore

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:54:30 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:55:04 AM »

I can't sleep either! And I'm sick! And so are you!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:57:19 AM »

this one is for you, tennin: :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:58:02 AM »

I wish I had a decent local social circle of single guys and gals to hang out with, instead of oscillating being hopeless game dorks and balanced married folks. Nobody is single at my age (28) anymore. I think all the girls I want to date are hiding in med school.

Mandark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:59:17 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 28, 2008, 04:58:02 AM

I wish I had a decent local social circle of single guys and gals to hang out with, instead of oscillating being hopeless game dorks and balanced married folks. Nobody is single at my age (28) anymore. I think all the girls I want to date are hiding in med school.

...and you're sick.

I can't be the only one here who doesn't see the solution/premise for an awful romcom.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:59:51 AM »

med school girls are awfully horny in my experience. grey's anatomy is pretty close to the mark

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:00:23 AM »

Patricia Adams

Mandark · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:02:20 AM »

Not that awful, Patel.

While I'm on a roll solving everyone's life problems, I'll cut tennin's Gordian knot...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

CLEAN THE HOUSE SO YOU CAN FIND THE CELL PHONE

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:04:03 AM »

You have no idea what kind of willpower that would require.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:05:05 AM »

I think for the rom com to be truly successful

I have to be PRETENDING to be sick to meet med school girls

Mandark · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:05:28 AM »

I'm reading your reluctance to do housework as male entitlement.

You don't wanna reinforce the patriarchy, do you, tennin? Do you?

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:09:50 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 28, 2008, 05:05:05 AM

I think for the rom com to be truly successful

I have to be PRETENDING to be sick to meet med school girls

And maybe have a bet with one of your buddies about how many chicks you can date/diseases you can fake.

Then she finds out at the beginning of the third act, and is all "I can't believe you lied to me!" and you're all "It was a game at first, but I fell in love with you and just couldn't find a way to tell you!"

You prove your love through a grand gesture of selflessness, which saves the community hospital from the evil developer, or the sick kids' ward from the evil chief of medicine/romantic rival. She sees you on TV repeating a poignant line that she said to you earlier in the movie, and realizes you do care.

You're obviously played by Owen Wilson. Luke, if everything goes wrong in pre-production.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:13:20 AM »

I was thinking that if we want to go the tearjerker route, I could actually come down with a real, incurable illness in the third act that brings us closer together before I pass away peacefully with her at my side. test audiences may prefer your ending, however.

Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:32:09 AM »

We could compromise and kill off a secondary character, perhaps as the catalyst for your realization that This Really Matters.

A grouchy but loveable Ed Asner? A goofy but wistful John C. Reilly? A foulmouthed but vulnerable Sarah Silverman? A precocious and inspiring Dakota Fanning?

The chick is played by Reese Witherspoon, by the way.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:32:48 AM »

you guys are too intellectual, Im logging off

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:35:26 AM »

logging off life?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:36:16 AM »

good idea--killing off the secondary character delivers the pathos while still allowing for the happy ending. I vote for Dakota Fanning--everyone loves a dying child

Mandark · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:41:45 AM »

There should also be a sassy black patient, played by Tyler Perry in a fatsuit, who has type 2 diabetes.

Vizzys · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:42:24 AM »

+1 dakota fanning

ever seen that movie hide and seek, i seriously considered suicide after watching that movie

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:47:06 AM »

I think it'd be cool if he REALLY DID contract various diseases, by sneaking into the wards of infected patients.

NO ONE does housework here. You should see my sister's room.

Mandark · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:54:40 AM »

Yeah, but your sister's not the one kvetching on the forum about how she can't move on with her life because some personal object is lost in the mess.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2008, 06:12:37 AM »

i cannot die for i am already dead

Eric P · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2008, 09:18:20 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2008, 05:47:06 AM

I think it'd be cool if he REALLY DID contract various diseases, by sneaking into the wards of infected patients.

NO ONE does housework here. You should see my sister's room.

housework is for the little people

you obviously have much larger concerns ahead of you!

lordmaji · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2008, 10:53:16 AM »

This seems like a common trend. Effort is the key, and to achieve specific goals you have to sacrifice something to obtain your goal.

God it sucks.

Nano machines and brain implants ftw.

Eric P · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2008, 11:17:30 AM »

just hit control c to break process

this isn't rocket science

just computer science

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2008, 11:50:16 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 28, 2008, 05:41:45 AM

There should also be a sassy black patient, played by Tyler Perry in a fatsuit, who has type 2 diabetes.

I have type 2 can I be in this movie?

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Author Topic: has your life gotten stuck and stagnant due to circular dependencies? (Read 2205 times)