i like going to pre-ren faires.
it's basically muddy field and you get a boot to the face and your wife gets eaten by wild dogs

Sounds awesome, I'M THERE!
I like to refer to Renaissance Fairs as "Stevie Nicks Festivals," since the women are always dressed up like her.
Let me tell you something dude, ren fair is an excuse for fat chicks to wear dresses that show off their nasty bewbs.

Once you have seen it you can not unsee it. :'(