Author Topic: Official BORAT Discussion Thread (Read 13064 times)

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #60 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:41:20 AM »

Who needs Discovery Channel Kids when Shake has Borat rite lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #61 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:41:58 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 12:41:20 AM

Who needs Discovery Channel Kids when Shake has Borat rite lol

OMG THIS IS SO TOTALLY FUNNIER THAN BORAT MOVIE WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN RITE LOL

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #62 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:43:48 AM »

Wow you've totally flipped out cause of a dumb movie. Get a goddamned life lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #63 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:44:26 AM »

You just came to shit on this thread without even having seen the film. Get a life lol

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #64 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:45:38 AM »

Haha, crybaby, ill catch ya later. Maybe in the Official Borat II thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:45:58 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 12:38:42 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 12:37:22 AM
I think Shake is just a townie and is fascinated by this portrayal of someone from another country.

No, I'm fascinated by the idea that real people seem to think this guy is genuine and proceed to make an ass out of themselves. Why do you still clinge to the "FOREIGNERS WHATS SO FUNNY?" angle when it has NOTHING to do with the popularity of this movie?

Sort of like Johnny Knoxville's public pranks in Jackass? lolz what will people say omg I can't wait to see the reactions lolz you're on candid camera I LIKE

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #66 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:46:19 AM »

OMG APPROVAL FOR THIS FILM IS NOT UNANIMOUS

WHERE WILL YOU GET YOUR CIRCLEJERK, SHAKE!!! MORE HYPE NOW OR YOU MIGHT GET FLACCID

(it's pretty easy to get a sense for the film from the ten or so minutes' worth of deleted scenes out there on YouTube, tool)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #67 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:46:56 AM »

They should send Borat to Iraq. I'd pay to see that.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #68 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:47:26 AM »

Tool? Everyone who's SEEN the movie on this board has had nothing but good things to say about it. Try something out before you hate on it, tool.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #69 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:48:33 AM »

So if a person watches this movie and doesn't like it they are broken or something? Do you REALLY believe that Borat is the ULTIMATE MOVIE that 100% of its viewing audience will like. lol wtf

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #70 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:48:59 AM »

I did try it out by watching ~10 minutes of it on YouTube -- and everyone on this board praising this movie is under the age of 21 and probably shit themselves watching Talladega Nights. OMG THERE'S A COUGAR IN HIS RACE CAR I CAN'T STOP TEH LOLZ

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #71 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:50:47 AM »

given that the people who think it looks stupid probably WON'T see it, your polling technique is pretty questionable, Shake. But sure, I'll go see it -- as soon as I muster up the stupidity to go other see other movies that suck, like Scooby Doo 2 and Shark Boy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:51:06 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 05, 2006, 12:48:59 AM

OMG THERE'S A COUGAR IN HIS RACE CAR I CAN'T STOP TEH LOLZ

I liked Talladega Nights, but that was pretty excellent.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #73 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:51:19 AM »

No, I thought Talladega Nights was a light-hearted comedy that isn't worth talking about, let alone owning. BORAT, on the other hand, is not. But of course, watching the trailer and the deleted scenes on YouTube constitutes trying the movie out, so whatever. Go play WoW, leave this discussion to people who have actually seen the film.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #74 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:52:02 AM »

Additionally, I think its funny you bag people for hating the movie without seeing it, when its clear you wanted to like the movie before it even came out lol.

gotta validate hype rite

P.S.: I am playing WoW. Alt Tab ftw.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #75 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:53:29 AM »

now THIS is teh funny:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #76 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:54:20 AM »

OMG GOD DAMNIT DRINKY!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:54:46 AM »

hahahaha omg jew jokes lolz! hahaha omg in my country jokes! hahahaha omg A BEAR IN A ICE CREAM TRUCK LOLAXITIVES! hahaha omg i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:55:02 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 12:52:02 AM

Additionally, I think its funny you bag people for hating the movie without seeing it, when its clear you wanted to like the movie before it even came out lol.

gotta validate hype rite

P.S.: I am playing WoW. Alt Tab ftw.

Actually, I was weary about the movie until I saw the deleted scenes/first scene posted on YouTube, so hype doesn't really describe it. Its funny how you try to make me look bad for liking a film after seeing it, whereas you're hating on a film based on the trailer, and debating for three pages why you think you will hate it. Whatever. No one cares why you won't personally like it, they want to hear from people who HAVE seen the movie to decipher whether it is worth their time and money.

Now go be MrJadedFace somewhere else, please.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #79 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:55:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 12:54:46 AM

hahahaha omg jew jokes lolz! hahaha omg in my country jokes! hahahaha omg A BEAR IN A ICE CREAM TRUCK LOLAXITIVES! hahaha omg i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time sexy time

What?

Go hit up Bang Bros., its obviously too late for you to be posting on the interweb.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #80 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:57:25 AM »

y'know, that ZomBz image is just grossly pulchritudinous enough to possibly be a ToS violation

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #81 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:58:09 AM »

Wait.... that's ZomBz?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #82 on:** November 05, 2006, 12:59:14 AM »

ZOMBZ
TO MAKE GLORIOUS BENEFIT FOR MAN BOOBS

Cheebs · « **Reply #83 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:40:19 AM »

Perhaps better than The Departed? IT IS THAT AWESOME. When he is in the gun shop and testing out the gun..OMG

Borat: Which gun would be best to defend against the jew?
Gun Shop Owner: *looks confused for a few seconds* Uh... this one the [some sort of gun type]
Borat: *holds the gun and pretends he is using it* I'm Dirty Harold. Make my day, jew!

THE CHEESE SCENE WITH THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN OMG

Borat: It is tradition to eat the cheese before a interview *hands him a piece of cheese*
Republican Congressman: Thank you. *eats it*
Borat: It is from my wife's teet.
Republican Congressman: *looks like he is about to get sick*

Solo · « **Reply #84 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:44:19 AM »

The Departed and United 93 for me.

Cheebs · « **Reply #85 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:50:05 AM »

Quote from: Solo on November 05, 2006, 07:44:19 AM

The Departed and United 93 for me.

Have you seen Borat? It is probably the greatest comedy since Life of Brian in 1979.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #86 on:** November 05, 2006, 07:57:46 AM »

Its funny but i've seen funnier stuff. As a movie its funny but the dvd better have a bunch of cut shit. I demand more Borat. I heard it did really well in theaters 9 mil in 800 theaters.

Cheebs · « **Reply #87 on:** November 05, 2006, 08:49:01 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 05, 2006, 07:57:46 AM

Its funny but i've seen funnier stuff. As a movie its funny but the dvd better have a bunch of cut shit. I demand more Borat. I heard it did really well in theaters 9 mil in 800 theaters.

Yeah, looks to break the record for biggest opening weekend of a limited release.

morphix · « **Reply #88 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:07:07 AM »

it was great, my face still hurts from laughing so much. It was non stop funny.

Solo · « **Reply #89 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:47:37 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 07:50:05 AM

Quote from: Solo on November 05, 2006, 07:44:19 AM
The Departed and United 93 for me.
Have you seen Borat? It is probably the greatest comedy since Life of Brian in 1979.

No, I have not. But comedies are never my thing. I may laugh riotously the first time I see something, but upon a repeat viewing, I wont laugh at anything.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #90 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:06:33 PM »

Dude, the official thread is still on the front page....

Cheebs · « **Reply #91 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:09:55 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 01:06:33 PM

Dude, the official thread is still on the front page....

That is the point, and that is why I made the boxoffice thread. To counter the haters.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #92 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:13:21 PM »

Pffft, it won't work. It'll own serve to piss them off and start closing BORAT threads.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #93 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:16:18 PM »

Zombz guide to tittie fucking for glorious benefit for man boobs

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #94 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:18:56 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #95 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:33:17 PM »

I am ze Borat, and zis is my country. ey ey jew i like oh yes sexy tyme!

Cheebs · « **Reply #96 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:33:17 PM

I am ze Borat, and zis is my country. ey ey jew i like oh yes sexy tyme!

Borat has never said things like that.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #97 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:38:44 PM »

Can you go back to loving Starbuck?

Cheebs · « **Reply #98 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:39:23 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:38:44 PM

Can you go back to loving Starbuck?

Once PD shuts up about this subject he knows nothing about, then sure.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #99 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:40:24 PM »

PD never shuts up about things he knows nothing about. See any recent EB discussion on film, the theory of evolution, or the other BORAT threads on the front page.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #100 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:41:51 PM »

I shut up about it cause its clear you guys are feeling the same irrational love I feel for Tech Romancer.

It is a passion WITHOUT REASON, but it is there nontheless.

Cheebs · « **Reply #101 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:42:42 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:41:51 PM

I shut up about it cause its clear you guys are feeling the same irrational love I feel for Tech Romancer.

It is a passion WITHOUT REASON, but it is there nontheless.

And for Bones too.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #102 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:42:51 PM »

Whatever you say, now please leave the Borat discussion to the qualified individuals.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #103 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:43:54 PM »

BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheebs · « **Reply #104 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:44:22 PM »

I only have one fear with this movie being huge. I expect "HIGH FIVE!", "I like sex. It's nice!", "Great Success!"...etc to be quoted nonstop ala Napoleon Dynamite.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #105 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:44:42 PM »

It will be dude.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #106 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:45:18 PM »

Yeah, MySpace faggurts will kill this movie for sure, just like they did with Napoleon Dynamite and Snakes on a Plane (which, coincidentally, weren't good films to begin with).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #107 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:47:32 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 01:34:19 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:33:17 PM
I am ze Borat, and zis is my country. ey ey jew i like oh yes sexy tyme!
Borat has never said things like that.

Yes. I just took a bunch of random statements he makes over and over again, and put them in one sentence. So now it's new! Now he'll procede to say it 1000 more times and everyone will like!

Cheebs · « **Reply #108 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:48:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:47:32 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 01:34:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:33:17 PM
I am ze Borat, and zis is my country. ey ey jew i like oh yes sexy tyme!
Borat has never said things like that.

Yes. I just took a bunch of random statements he makes over and over again, and put them in one sentence. So now it's new! Now he'll procede to say it 1000 more times and everyone will like!

Borat isn't about repeating catch phrases about jews to people..etc. He made fun of jews when he was with the old jewish couple. Not when he was with the joke teacher, pamela anderson...etc.

Oh and

HIGH FIVE!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #109 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:49:51 PM »

LOLZ JEWS HAHA

Then again, everytime I read a PD post, I only see:

LOLZ I DONT KNOW ANYTHING LOLZ VIRGIN HAHAHA KISS ME

So, take that as you will.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #110 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:50:01 PM »

Just give it up PD, even im getting tired of you lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #111 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:50:26 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:50:01 PM

Just give it up PD, even im getting tired of you lol

Ban him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #112 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 01:48:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 01:34:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:33:17 PM
I am ze Borat, and zis is my country. ey ey jew i like oh yes sexy tyme!
Borat has never said things like that.

Yes. I just took a bunch of random statements he makes over and over again, and put them in one sentence. So now it's new! Now he'll procede to say it 1000 more times and everyone will like!

Borat isn't about repeating catch phrases about jews to people..etc. He made fun of jews when he was with the old jewish couple. Not when he was with the joke teacher, pamela anderson...etc.

Oh and

HIGH FIVE!

The joke teacher really showed my problem with Borat. All he does is beat a dead horse over and over again. "PAUSE....PAUSE..." wtf is that?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #113 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:51:42 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:50:01 PM

Just give it up PD, even im getting tired of you lol

I might as well lol. Once peole jump on the hype train it's hard to get them off, even if what they're masturbating over sucks

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #114 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:51:53 PM »

Its one scene in the movie. If doing something twice in one three minute scene is "beating a dead horse" to you, then your whole act is like the fucking Horse Holocaust.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #115 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:52:46 PM »

Well im not gonna ban him, its just his criticisms of the movie revolve around like 2 things and its been three threads with him saying those things over and over again.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #116 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:53:49 PM »

HORSE HOLOCAUST

PD should be on trial at Nuremberg as we speak!

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #117 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:53:57 PM »

best line is when he asks if the turtle is a "cat in a hat."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #118 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:54:22 PM »

LOLZ JEWZ

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #119 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:54:58 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on November 05, 2006, 01:53:57 PM

best line is when he asks if the turtle is a "cat in a hat."

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Quote from: Willco on November 05, 2006, 01:54:22 PM

LOLZ JEWZ

Did PD hack into your account?

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Author Topic: Official BORAT Discussion Thread (Read 13064 times)