I'd accept any amount of lose/loose confusion in exchange for a credible promise from everyone to stop using "literally" to mean "figuratively"
Last month I got into a flamewar over it on a message board devoted to video game soundtracks, which I'm sure is approaching theoretical bounds for dorkiness. I am also (partly) home-schooled, btw, by my mom who has a political science Ph.D., assigned me Marxist texts to read and wears her grammar nazi uniform with pride.