Author Topic: Willco rates SLITHER and FEAST for people looking at recent horror releases  (Read 1015 times)

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The Fake Shemp

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SLITHER

I give this movie  :-* :-* :-* out of 5 flirty winks.

It was fun and starred that guy from Firefly that nerds really like in a homoerotic way.  It had alien slugs and vomit and zombies and decent CG for a horror film.  I immediately detract one wink because James Gunn is banging Pam from The Office (who stars in this because her vagina is under contract).  The other wink lost is due to the fact that the movie has a bad third act and seems to just end rather quickly ("We're out of moneys! Shut off the camera!").  I give it good points for high body count and overall absurdity.

FEAST

I also give this movie  :-* :-* :-* out of 5 flirty winks.

This was basically Tremors, but really violent and there were some chicks with hot tits as seen below:



This movie gets major winkage for having Jason Mewes actually star as himself, the washed-up actor Jason Mewes.  The best part is that...

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The monster thing rips off his face, and he goes around screaming with his face ripped off like a little girl!
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Also, the film pauses to introduce characters with stats that includes life expectancy.  It was a lot of fun.  However, I felt it ran too long, needed some true nudity (no nipples - wtf!) and has too much of a cheap look to be added to my library.  Worth a flyer!
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*yawn*
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meh
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G The Resurrected

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Feast was so much more better than Slither. Those little freaky creatures humping everything in site it was hilariously funny and set up really well. Ending i didnt care much for but damn it was cool. And Henry Rollins kick ass.

Slither just sucked other than the wombing which i found to be hilarious the movie just sucked ass. And to think it got in theaters while Feast only got a small indie house showing.

The Fake Shemp

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Henry Rollins was pretty hysterical in Feast as the motivational speaker guy.  He was probably the only real actor in the movie save for Jason Mewes.
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Henry Rollins was pretty hysterical in Feast as the motivational speaker guy.  He was probably the only real actor in the movie save for Jason Mewes.

Damn, now I have to see it. :(
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