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Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« on: March 31, 2008, 05:57:46 PM »
Huh.

There were rumors that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez wanted to do this back when they were dating.  I think that was worse, but only because there isn't a male lead attached to this yet.

Jeez.

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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 05:59:53 PM »
Hm I wonder what today is
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 06:04:28 PM »
FUCK
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 06:06:30 PM »
I'll murder that skank

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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 06:06:30 PM »
This should absolutely not be done.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 06:13:24 PM »
Every day's a fools day when you're PD!



I think it was around the time this forum started, TVC was talking about awful, hypothetical remakes.  The worst he came up with was Dane Cook as Peter Venkman in a new version of Ghostbusters.

I think this could top that, like the rumored Affleck/J-Lo remake would have a few years ago.

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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 06:30:22 PM »
Every day's a fools day when you're PD!



I think it was around the time this forum started, TVC was talking about awful, hypothetical remakes.  The worst he came up with was Dane Cook as Peter Venkman in a new version of Ghostbusters.

I think this could top that, like the rumored Affleck/J-Lo remake would have a few years ago.

I think I had Zach Braff as Egon, too.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 06:34:02 PM »
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We'll Always Have Paris  :(
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Godfuckingdamn, such an awesome movie.

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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 07:38:12 PM »
Madonna still thinks that she can act?  :lol
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 07:43:08 PM »
Go back to Africa and adopt some more kids, Madonna.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 09:02:00 PM »
Oh my god, please no!
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 09:14:21 PM »
I think I had Zach Braff as Egon, too.

Nice. Who'd you have as Winston Zeddemore?


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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 09:17:54 PM »
I liked her in Dick Tracy!  Sondheim :bow
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 09:19:30 PM »
she was inoffensive in a league of their own
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 11:36:53 PM »
Man, I f'n hate Madonna.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 12:17:30 AM »
oddly enough this is a remake i can't get angry about

i mean, there's absolutely no way that it can tarnish the original and there's no way that 10 years down the line when someone says "casablanca" anyone would get it confused with the original


so it's a bit like van sant's psycho
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 12:31:37 AM »
I did like her in A League of Their Own. That's seriously an awesome movie.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 12:37:37 AM »
I liked her tits in Body of Evidence.
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Re: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca...
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 12:47:54 AM »
 Madonna actually entered a project into the recent Berlin Film Festival. I haven't really looked into how the audience responded to it... she's sure to direct more I suppose.