EVILBORE EXCLUSIVE: Chevy Chase is a poster here!

[TVC15]

While discussing with Willco about how Phoenix Dark resembles Chevy Chase if Chevy were a close-minded, homosexual, home-schooled black  Nintendo manchild, I did some cursory research on Chevy because I remembered hearing some sort of amusing anecdote about him concerning his Comedy Central Roast, and I discovered something that will change our lives:  Chevy Chase posts here.

You see, Chevy's first name is Cornelius, as in SAINT Cornelius, and the ages max.  Corny is like 60, so is Chevy. 

So Chevy, is there any way we can get you to like, fall on shit for us and then post it online?

[Phoenix Dark]

lolz I'm a closeminded black man who saves gay people. Call me Tim Hassert

[The Fake Shemp]

Chevy Chase was also on Law & Order hatin' and murdering Jews, which explains why Saint Cornelius hates me.

[Polari]

I thought Chevy Chase was dead. He may as well be.

[Phoenix Dark]

He never was funny anyway

[brawndolicious]

Saint Cornelius is 30 years old.

He never was funny anyway

Nor you.

[CajoleJuice]

Cornelius, do you feel that Dirty Work was your career-defining role?

[TVC15]

The first 3 National Lampoons movies with Chevy are pretty great.  Aside from that, well, it's crap. 

Chevy's kinda weird, he's not quite a straight man and not quite a funny man.

[Vizzys]

I liked the Griswalds.

[whiteACID]

I think he's 33...and he's probably at uwink with all the other OAers. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Teddman appealed to me to go - I am just too tired after work.  I could've met Chevy Chase.

[Van Cruncheon]

The Fletch movies weren't bad!

[Saint Cornelius]

Am I being compared to SNL era Chevy, Caddyshack era Chevy, Fletch era Chevy, or Snow Day era Chevy? I'll take any of them but the last one.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

SNOW DAY CHEVY