IREM ZOO

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http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/index.html

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

once again, IREM shows the world how it's done

[Howard Alan Treesong]

OMG

how to access the IREM zoo:

By Air:


By Space:

[Howard Alan Treesong]

The Evolution of Man:

[Howard Alan Treesong]

guys, why are we talking about IREM ZOO when IREM also took advantage of today to announced SPELUNKER for the EXIDNA

http://www.irem-store.com/cgi-bin/omc?port=22911&sid=U1207017436HWVKHRJ5O&req=PRODUCT&ett=20080331063951317278000000&parentpage=6046991&hier=20060215004540768276000000

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IREM

[Fragamemnon]

Those pics patel posted are classic. Especially the latter, which looks like some kind of nefarious blueprints for obliterating a planet with a large mass driver.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

ahaha they made a mobile version of their AFD site

http://www.irem.co.jp/i/iremzoo/index.html

[Howard Alan Treesong]

http://www.irem.co.jp/menu/main/aisatsu/index.html

click on the image of the president, hahaha

[Fragamemnon]

This is some seriously classy April Fool's Day work. Much better than LOLZ HILLARY PLANS TO DISSOLVE SENATE and other shit I'm bound to read all day tomorrow.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

GAF banned me for posting IREM's AFD joke one year because of their blanket "no AFD jokes" ban

GAF

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I want a mammoth tusk cellphone strap



"We have taken the extremely heavy tusk of the mammoth and turned it into a useful and fashionable cellphone strap. If someone sees you taking this out of your pocket there on the corner, won't they think that you too are part of the BUSINESS ELITE?!"

大変貴重なマンモスの牙を、便利でおしゃれな携帯ストラップにしてみました。街角でポケットからさっと取り出してみれば、あなたもエリートビジネスマンに見られちゃうかも！？

[Howard Alan Treesong]

LUCKY BAG!! Who knows what official Irem Zoo goods are inside?!

[Fragamemnon]

The mammoth tusk should have a bluetooth microphone on it, just strap it on and start talking. Also handy for forcibly clearing the path to your gate at the airport and sodomizing children.

[drohne]

GAF banned me for posting IREM's AFD joke one year because of their blanket "no AFD jokes" ban

GAF

seriously? SERIOUSLY? that pretty well epitomizes the stupidity of gaf moderation -- their rules may be somewhat sensible, but they only apply them when they're least needed

edit: AND HOLY SHIT I WISH IREM MANAGEMENT WOULD LET ALL THIS PASSION FOR R TYPE FIND SOME OUTLET BESIDES APRIL FOOLS JOKES AND FUCKING STRATEGY GAMES

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah, it's kind of unbelievable, but what can you do

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=267790

let's see what GAF does

[Howard Alan Treesong]

well, mods merged my original and creative IREM ZOO thread with the LOLOL fucktard thread of people pretending game X is coming to system Y, LOLOL

so, I replaced all my posts with links to this thread

that'll be a few weeks in the clink

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owned