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The Fake Shemp

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What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« on: March 31, 2008, 11:56:21 PM »
Does nobody notice that teenagers die there every week!
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 12:00:57 AM »
I think there are jokey allusions to that in a few episodes.
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 12:03:33 AM »

The mayor has been covering it up. (That's a lame answer.)

anyway, welcome to 1997 and don't worry about Y2K.


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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:15:54 AM »
I'm on Season Two.  I've been combining it with World of WarCraft for maximum effeciency (I can play it on the background and not really pay attention and still know what's happening!).
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:19:18 AM »

The mayor has been covering it up. (That's a lame answer.)


but a GREAT one.  i loved that season of buffy
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:22:54 AM »
What episode are you up to, Will?
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 12:25:24 AM »
I Only Have Eyes For You.

It's kind of lame.  But - wow! - Sarah Michelle Gellar used to be so hot.  I can't believe what happened to her.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 12:27:28 AM »
Sunnydale has a history of students and faculty dying, apparently.  What brought this on was seeing that teacher shot. :lol
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 12:35:42 AM »
Okay, I'm going to skip these obvious filler episodes to the two-part season finale.

Edit: HOLY CRAP! DEXTER'S GIRLFRIEND MADE ANGELUS!!! :o :o :o

She's even hotter as a vampyr!
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 12:36:33 AM »
Bloody bosom sucking!  Buffy vindicated!
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 12:55:49 AM »
Spike + Drusilla are pretty hot together
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 12:56:32 AM »
Fuck Dru, she's an annoying bitch.
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 12:57:26 AM »
fuck you.  if it weren't for crazy goth girls i wouldn't have any luck at all.
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Re: What's the mortality rate at Sunnydale High School?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 12:59:19 AM »
You skipped season 1, will?  You missed the episode where Xander turns into a hyena and eats the principal.
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