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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 10:48:43 AM »
I knew this was an april fools joke by reading the thread title but I couldn't help getting a bit excited anyway fuck fuck fuck. :( :'(

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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:58:04 AM »
:(  What a bitch move for a thread :(

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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 11:21:47 AM »
Blizzard is the IREM of April Fools on this side of the Pacific. Althought not quite as elaborate.
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:58:30 PM »
THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL DIABLO THREAD OF DIABLO IS AWESOME

We all play Diablo and Diablo II.





Fuck, my DII won't install. Fucking Vista.


Okay, forget it.
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 01:00:34 PM »
INSTALL WITH WINDOWS XP COMPATABILITY MODE. I THINK. WTF VISTA ON NOES

:bow DIABLO II :bow
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 01:02:15 PM »
I tried putting Diablo II on my macbook and it exploded in OGL mode and the patch system broke itself. Going to have to reinstall tonight :/
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 04:48:51 PM »
hopefully Blizzard concentrates exclusively on WOW expansions and never releases another entry in this awful franchise that singlehandedly ruined a whole genre

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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 04:53:50 PM »
what
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 05:51:05 PM »
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 07:47:51 PM »
what would you have prefered to see flourish on the market, quality computer RPGs in the vein of Black Isle Studios', or a dumb hack 'n slash fest anyone can pick up and play like that series is? there actually was an RPG renaissance around that time in the mid-nineties however Diablo sucked out all the life out of that genre with its monstrous popularity at retail and with the rise of MMORPGs it never recovered and most of the good developers deserted it

it's not like it's pushing the genre forward, it's mindless and repetitive dungeon hacking, it's an offline MMO with almost zero story
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 08:13:49 PM »
it's not like it's pushing the genre forward, it's mindless and repetitive dungeon hacking, it's an offline MMO with almost zero story

you mean - it is a roguelike?
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 01:45:12 AM »
who could say it better than the guy who basically invented computer role-playing games?

Quote from: Richard Garriott
Ultima IV was a great example of what Role Playing Games can become. Even today few games really attempt being a true Role Playing Game, rather they are inventory management games, based on leveling up, over playing a role. I hope some day we will see some great role playing games that fulfill the promise that Ultima IV eluded too.

role-playing games can be the best, most fascinating medium of all the ones that humans invented when used correctly, and yet games like Diablo brought it to ruins
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 03:27:17 AM »


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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 05:45:43 PM »
RPGs should have less fun and engaging gameplay, combat, and loot systems and more hamfisted Pilgrim's Progressesque moral symbolism
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 05:57:25 PM by Synthesizer Patel »
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 05:48:57 PM »
BG2>Diablo and its sequel.

Diablo is fucking great, but come on. Baldur's Gate 2 is Baldur's Gate 2.


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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 05:56:34 PM »
RPGs should be less have less fun and engaging gameplay, combat, and loot systems and more hamfisted Pilgrim's Progressesque moral symbolism

One of the truly quirky things about MMORPGs that I've seen in my years of playing them is that the social groups that most people form and interact in have much more difficult moral and ethical "real life" challenges than the so-called great CRPGs of the late 1990s. I mean, take your average WoW raiding guild:

A) You are about to bail on the guild because you are going to server transfer. Do you blow your load of points and then bail, possibly denying one of your friends loot that may not drop again for months, or do you get what you want, and burn your bridges behind you. (seen this repeatedly).
B) Do you impersonate a shy woman, even to the point of altering your voice through software, for personal gain for years? (seen this)
C) Do you actively manipulate people in positions of relative power in your social circle to get ahead, knowingly screwing others over in the process? (generic description, happens all the time though).

Or, you can decide in a single-player game whether to flip a digit that makes your character, which interacts with no real people, gay or a porn star or what not.

Tell me which one has the richer set of potential consequences and ethical challenges for the player.

Heck, EvE Online is pretty much build from the ground up to create endgame content through player conflict arising from these sort of "drama" things.
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 05:58:33 PM »
bu bu bu The Wizard of Oz was the best movie ever and we should live our lives according to its tenets
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 06:02:27 PM »
a role-playing game is a finite, consistent experience that exists apart from the real world and that can be experienced on an individual basis by an infinite amount of players based on their own playing style

one that has a beginning and an end

I,ll never play an MMO game of any kind for even a second
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 06:06:55 PM »
Mondain is a dain tat is mon
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2008, 06:12:58 PM »
Whoa fellas, I just said BG2>Diablo.

%greatestGamesInTheirGenres = (
   SPRPG => BG2,
   MMO => WoW,
   HnS => Diablo,
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2008, 06:20:17 PM »
what is it about single player CRPGs that turn so many people wild homo, ffs. I went to rpgcodex trying to find links to some decent indie stuff that I maybe had missed and the shit they were piling up there was insane, most of it the same sort of drek mondain pooped in this thread and that I bump into constantly in other dark corners of the gaming internet.

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a role-playing game is a finite, consistent experience that exists apart from the real world and that can be experienced on an individual basis by an infinite amount of players based on their own playing style

one that has a beginning and an end

a game can be all of the above and be and role playing game. A game does not necessarily need to meet those rather arbitrary and vague requirements to be a role play game.
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2008, 06:38:21 PM »
obviously living greyhawk is not an rpg by those constraints
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2008, 06:51:49 PM »
RPGs should be less have less fun and engaging gameplay, combat, and loot systems and more hamfisted Pilgrim's Progressesque moral symbolism

One of the truly quirky things about MMORPGs that I've seen in my years of playing them is that the social groups that most people form and interact in have much more difficult moral and ethical "real life" challenges than the so-called great CRPGs of the late 1990s. I mean, take your average WoW raiding guild:

A) You are about to bail on the guild because you are going to server transfer. Do you blow your load of points and then bail, possibly denying one of your friends loot that may not drop again for months, or do you get what you want, and burn your bridges behind you. (seen this repeatedly).
B) Do you impersonate a shy woman, even to the point of altering your voice through software, for personal gain for years? (seen this)
C) Do you actively manipulate people in positions of relative power in your social circle to get ahead, knowingly screwing others over in the process? (generic description, happens all the time though).

Or, you can decide in a single-player game whether to flip a digit that makes your character, which interacts with no real people, gay or a porn star or what not.

Tell me which one has the richer set of potential consequences and ethical challenges for the player.

Heck, EvE Online is pretty much build from the ground up to create endgame content through player conflict arising from these sort of "drama" things.

mondain cannot compete amongst real people; he needs a shallow state machine for his "sarcastical manipulations"
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2008, 07:30:48 PM »
My review of MMORPGs: they take up too much goddamn time, the end.
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2008, 07:38:44 PM »
Frag, check your PMs.
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2008, 07:59:43 PM »
My review of MMORPGs: they take up too much goddamn time, the end.

that's a completely valid and wholly accurate complaint
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Re: Blizzard announces newest addition to Diablo franchise!
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2008, 08:31:00 PM »
thanks, I was rather proud of it myself.
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2008, 09:04:11 PM »
I agree with both Frag and recursive.
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