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Billy Rygar

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Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« on: April 01, 2008, 06:48:26 AM »
I have to work till 4

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Tommorow afternoon  :'(
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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 07:01:29 AM »
Hey, that's not a hilarious April Fool's joke...

But I was fooled by the topic...

Which means...

But if it is, then was I really fooled?

We're going down the rabbit hole here, people.

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 07:13:11 AM »
doesn't typecheck
this is why we need type theory: so people don't have to work at 4am
QED

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 07:53:19 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_theory
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Bertrand Russell invented the first type theory in response to his discovery that Gottlob Frege's version of naive set theory was afflicted with Russell's paradox. This type theory features prominently in Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica. It avoids Russell's paradox by first creating a hierarchy of types, then assigning each mathematical (and possibly other) entity to a type. Objects of a given type are built exclusively from objects of preceding types (those lower in the hierarchy), thus preventing loops.

Alonzo Church, inventor of the lambda calculus, developed a higher-order logic commonly called Church's Theory of Types, in order to avoid the Kleene-Rosser paradox afflicting the original pure lambda calculus. Church's type theory is a variant of the lambda calculus in which expressions (also called formulas or λ-terms) are classified into types, and the types of expressions restrict the ways in which they can be combined. In other words, it is a typed lambda calculus. Today many other such calculi are in use, including Per Martin-Löf's Intuitionistic type theory, Jean-Yves Girard's System F and the Calculus of Constructions. In typed lambda calculi, types play a role similar to that of sets in set theory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry%E2%80%93Howard#Origin.2C_scope_and_consequences_of_the_correspondence
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If one now abstracts on the peculiarities of this or that formalism, the immediate generalization is the following claim: a proof is a program, the formula it proves is a type for the program. Most informally, this can be seen as an analogy which states that the return type of a function (i.e., the type of values returned by a function) is analogous to a logical theorem, subject to hypotheses corresponding to the types of the argument values passed to the function; and that the program to compute that function is analogous to a proof of that theorem. This sets a form of logic programming on a rigorous foundation: proofs can be represented as programs, and especially as lambda terms, or proofs can be run.

If your scheduling system employed a proper static type system, the compiler would've rejected your entire project plan probably months ago.    Also GHC 12.5 can statically guarantee that you will get laid
QED

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 10:46:36 AM »
I have to work til 4pm.  7 and a half more hours :rock

Eric P

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 11:24:11 AM »
i have to work until 4 pm

then drive to our new corporate offices for a staff meeting

which will let out in the middle of rush hour in one of the busiest locations in northern virginia

gg, planning committee




Tonya

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 01:18:23 PM »
such a sad joke.  :'(
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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 02:00:02 PM »
my econ teacher>*

We got to class and a couple minutes later he started handing out exams. I figured it was an April Fools joke considering we don't have a test until late April, but he kept the joke up for like 10 minutes lol - until this foreign girl started crying because she was going to fail it   :lol :lol :lol
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Eric P

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 02:04:58 PM »
update!

we have had this downgraded from staff meeting to "pizza in new office"

no way am i driving in traffic to have cheap pizza 30 miles from where i live.
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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 02:06:26 PM »
pizza from where?  some pizza is worth that

Eric P

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Re: Hilarious April Fool's Joke
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 02:10:05 PM »
no, i'd have to disagree.
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