wtf
Ok, I'm "babysitting" my cousin because my aunt and uncle went to a business meeting in Florida. Since my parents are at work and my brothers are in various other places, I'm home alone with this thing, which just turned three.
My plan was simple: feed it, entertain it, put it to bed. I first started earlier today by buying him his favorite food ("RE RE I WANT MAC N CHEEGGGSSE") and renting his favorite movie (Pinocchio). He ate his food without complaint, and even ate the carrots I made for him. He played with his toys for a few hours, then wanted to watch his movie. I put it on for him. Everything was going swell.
Then around 6PM I I see him under a chair in the living room. I look under and what do you know, he's hiding something - he spilled grape juice all over a magazine and decided to remedy it by hiding the evidence; in the process he got grape juice all on the carpet.
Me: what are you doing? is that juice?
Drew: I sorry Re Re. I sorry. I swipped
Me: you slipped?
Drew: I swipped and then and then and then, I'm sorry
Me: Fine, ok. No more juice ok, only water ok? Are you tired?
Drew: no...
Me: Why don't you play your DS in the bed
Drew: OK
Flash forward to a few minutes ago. I had put him to bed; he was sleeping while I did some homework. Then I came downstairs to waste time on the computer. I heard him walking around upstairs but figured he was just looking for his toys. Eventually I headed upstairs and smelled bananas...so I look in the fruit basket and notice all 5 bananas are gone. I look in the trash and there are five half peeled bananas in there, each with
one little bite mark. The fucking bananas were STILL GREEN omg.
Me: Drew did you bite the bananas?
Drew: they was broken
Me: what?
Drew: they was broken *cries*
Me: they weren't ripe, you shouldn't eat them when they're green...
:'(
