There's this dude bouncing around near me

[Crushed]

I fucking hate it when people are just jumping in their seats for no goddamned reason. Not listening to music or anything, just bouncing up and down while reading or writing or using a computer. I'd feel bad if he had some disease or something, but I'm pretty sure he's just a douchebag who can't stop moving his knees and head.

And he's one of those types that'll just stop, let their jaw drop slack, and bend their head to the side violently to crack their neck. All that sitting and looking forward is damn hard work.


At least he's not stretching his arms and legs all the way out in all directions, and making grunting noises and loud yawns while he's doing so. I knew a guy who did that in like every class, constantly. That dude must have had some kind of disorder, he was just fucking WEIRD.

[MrAngryFace]

does he have a hoodie on?

[Crushed]

does he have a hoodie on?

No, undershirt.

[demi]

Is he a fatty?

[AdmiralViscen]

Is this college?

[MrAngryFace]

no hoodie no sale, just the run a of a mill distinguished mentally-challenged fellow im afraid

[Crushed]

Is he a fatty?

No.

Yes, this is college.

[Phoenix Dark]

you're in college? i thought you were like 15

[Crushed]

you're in college? i thought you were like 15

I just turned 19 today.

[lordmaji]

Did you get Crushed?

[Mupepe]

poke him in the fat

[T234]

It's not a chubby guy in a green shirt at the end of a row in a computer lab in Lexington, Kentucky is it?

[Mupepe]

Get his nubmer.

this typo made me lol because I was reading it to myself just like that LOL