I was getting a red bull and a nutri-grain to fuel my work episode and this motherfucker is at the counter ordering a donut. There's only two kinds of donuts there, chocolate, and plain frosted. The are named Old Fashioned by the store. Instead of just asking for a goddamned donut he goes all serious "Ill have the OLD FASHIONED donut"
Jesus christ, I hate the terms Old Fashioned and FOLKS. A donut is a donut.