Author Topic: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date (Read 1554 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** April 04, 2008, 03:49:54 AM »

When you've been going out with someone for a few weeks--you're not "dating," per se--at least not officially--but you're going out, and having a fun enough time, and maybe even making kissy face from time to time. But then whatever initial spark there was dies out, but you're still going out out of momentum and force of habit, and things get increasingly awkward and distant.

And then you have the moment at the end of a date where you say, "Well, I'll see you soon!" But you know it's a lie. What you really mean is, "I'm never going to see you again." And what's worse is that she knows that that's what you mean, and you know that she knows. At least when relationships break up, it's long and drawn out and discussed and hashed out over and over again. With the Last Date, there is literally a moment when you have to admit to yourself that, honestly and absolutely, you are never going to see this person again.

FUCCCCCK

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:51:55 AM »

Man up, bitch.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:52:48 AM »

nothing wrong with fuck buddies

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:53:23 AM »

You need some time off from women, dude. You're like a comic strip at this point. Use some time to feel good about yourself without some Asian broad!

You'll find someone that you get along with and makes you feel special. And that person will think the same. Then you'll make babies and/or butt sex and it'll be beautiful.

FatalT · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:53:49 AM »

You'll get over it. Then you'll fantasize about things you should have done differently or things you should have said. I still think about what the hell happened when I went on a date with a girl from work to see a movie. There was a certain moment where we both just turned to each other and it turned awkward. Looking back, I'm pretty sure she was getting ready for a kiss, but at the time I didn't realize it. Meh, she's slightly bitchy and has way too much motivation for college and work anyways. No loss.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:54:03 AM »

just rub one out real quick, you'll get over it

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:55:00 AM »

Do as Wilco says. Pussy comes and goes.

FatalT · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:55:07 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2008, 03:54:03 AM

just rub one out real quick, you'll get over it

Temporary solution to a nonexistent problem. You have a superb sense of thinking good sir!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:55:55 AM »

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer has taught me anything, it's that relationships are disposable and new, more convoluted romantic entanglements will blossom!

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:56:05 AM »

she'll be dead anyway by next month, you'll get over it

FatalT · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 04, 2008, 03:55:55 AM

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer has taught me anything, it's that relationships are disposable and new, more convoluted romantic entanglements will blossom!

You go girl! You lower that pussy from the pedestal!

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:58:35 AM »

she probably has horrible cooking anyway, you'll get over it

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:00:35 AM »

she's probably a bad lay, you'll get over it

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:00:41 AM »

she wasn't even Asian!

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:01:17 AM »

She had herpes. I heard it from a guy down the street.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:01:25 AM »

She was only half-Asian?

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:01:51 AM »

she's a white chick in OC? definitely has the herpes, you'll get over it

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:03:46 AM »

Man, at least I know not to even bother.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:04:13 AM »

cajole's gay, patel, you'll get over it

he won't

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:05:21 AM »

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:05:57 AM »

stop hitting on me, gaywad

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:07:29 AM »

i can't help it

it's what gays do

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:56:33 AM »

It does indeed suck, but it's always best to end the relationship before she does; that way you don't take the emotional loss and she's unable to string you along with ambiguous winks/smiles in the future.

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:58:12 AM »

I haven't seen this movie yet.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:10:36 PM »

Yeah, that moment does suck. but luckily, i end up usually slightly hating the girl by that point so that when we completely stop communicating I don't give a shit.

hyp · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2008, 01:17:32 PM »

did she let you stick the head in at least?

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:52:03 PM »

Try totally ignoring her, and then calling back in a few weeks... see where that gets you.

I did this strategy, and now have a date with a girl who called stuff off between us like a month ago, this Saturday. Nervous as hell to see where it's gonna go. Unfortunately the cat is now out of the bag, she knows I like her, and I got speeches about how nice I am

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:53:54 PM »

That'll make him look desperate though. If she wants to play games, forget her. Maybe she'll come crawling back to you, but good lord don't crawl to her

The Sceneman · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:41:19 PM »

pussy aint got no face

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:07:14 PM »

I don't even want to date her or sleep with her or get back together with her! Guys!

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:39:11 PM »

sounds like you got over her, you'll get over it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:40:52 PM »

Worthless thread confirmed

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:39:37 AM »

This sounds like a Zach Braff movie, Patel. Sounds to me like you're in need of a Dr. Duke visit to your neck of the woods. We'll go out drinking so much that you'll no longer know yer own name, much less who you were dating, and then...

BAM!

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I'll steal your computer and find out what Blizzard is working on. No, really.

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T234 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:49:48 AM »

Who the fuck needs to steal anything to figure that out? It's not rocket science.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:03:54 AM »

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Author Topic: Nothing is more depressing than the Last Date (Read 1554 times)